Chapter 101: THREE KINGS INHERITANCE (5)
The Old Man L
An old demonic Gu Master with disheveled hair—looking like he hadn't mewed in decades—jumped out and tried to flex. "Babies, hand over your primeval stones and strip! Kowtow to grandpa, and I might let you live!" he cackled.
Fang Yuan didn't even bother with a comeback. He just summoned his beast phantom and clapped him. The old man literally turned into confetti lol.
The spectators in the shadows were shook. "OMG! That's the black and white twin demons! They're him!"
Fang Yuan wasn't done. He targeted another hidden Gu Master and sent him to the shadow realm too. The rest scattered like roaches when the lights turn on.
Bai Ning Bing smirked. "Killing for clout? I'm in."
They continued their grind, leaving a trail of L's and building their reputation. Soon, everyone knew not to mess with the black and white twin demons (sus names don't you think).
The San Cha Mountain Simp Trap (It's Giving Sus)
When they reached San Cha mountain, they witnessed a classic damsel-in-distress scene: a female Gu Master being harassed by the "Ten Tyrants," a group of demonic Gu Masters with major simp energy.
"Save me! I have thirty thousand primeval stones!" she cried, her clothes strategically torn.
The Ten Tyrants were drooling. "Hehehehe, Little beauty, just obey us!"
But when she ran toward Fang Yuan and Bai Ning Bing, the Tyrants froze. "Wait... black and white twin demons? SKRRRT! Abort mission!"
Fang Yuan didn't budge. "Save you? Why? Because you have a big gyatt? Do I look like a simp to you?" He turned to the Tyrants. "Y'all can continue. I'm just here to goon."
The female Gu Master stared in disbelief. His rizz was immune to her gyatt.
The Plot Twist (It's Giving Demoness Arc)
Just as the Tyrants moved in, pink light exploded from the female Gu Master. She sent them flying like NPCs in a cutscene. The "helpless" damsel was actually Hu Mei Er—a notorious demoness with rank four cultivation and enchantment path rizz.
She pouted at Fang Yuan. "Little beast king, you left a maiden in distress? Are you even a man?"
Fang Yuan stayed cold. "Hu Mei Er, you stinky little brat, did you think that acting could fool me, the one and only FANG GOAT?"
She was shook he knew her name. "WTF!!?? HOW DID YOU KNOW?"
Fang Yuan shrugged. "I was just guessing lol. If I was wrong, no loss. If I was right? L for you."
Hu Mei Er's smile turned sharp. "You've offended me now. I'm a woman and a villain—double trouble. Let's see who laughs last!" She flounced off, leaving everyone simping in her wake.
Fang Yuan knew her secret: she was the granddaughter of Granny Mei Hua, a Gu Immortal. Her enchantment path rizz was no joke—she'd seduced rank five Gu Masters in his past life. But Fang Yuan wasn't worried. "My rizz is built different," he mused. "Let her try."
Central Continent Side Quest (It's Giving Love Triangle)
Meanwhile, in Central Continent, Fang Zheng arrived at Tian Ti mountain with Fairy Bi Xia in tow. Their chemistry was obvious—they were giving main couple energy.
But then a new guy, Wei Wu Shang, showed up, glaring at Fang Zheng. "Bi Xia, I begged my master to let me come here just for you!"
Bi Xia's smile vanished. The vibe was officially awkward.
Wei Wu Shang rolled up looking pressed. "Bi Xia, I literally begged my master to let me come here just for you!" he declared, glaring at Fang Zheng like he'd caught him in 4K.
Fang Zheng kept it peaceful with that main character energy: "I'm Fang Zheng from Immortal Crane Sect."
But Fairy Bi Xia was already simping hard. "Young hero Fang Zheng saved me! He controls ten thousand and sixty seven cranes and got us here so fast!" she gushed, blushing like a jade beauty.
(Fang Zheng rn: "S-s-s-six SEVEN???🫲6 7🫱")
Wei Wu Shang malded. "Those are just ironbeak cranes. Let's spar - I've always wanted to clap an Immortal Crane disciple's cheeks."
In Fang Zheng's mind, Lord Sky Crane was laughing: "A beauty's gratitude is the biggest L, my disciple. This Bi Xia gyatt has brought you haters. Cook this healing path simp."
Fang Zheng sighed, thinking of his dead childhood crush Shen Cui. But Lord Sky Crane urged: "Do it for the clout! Reputation > everything. Use the cranes, we can always get more."
"Bet," Fang Zheng agreed. "Let's throw hands."
Wei Wu Shang immediately flexed Space Piercing Gu - literally teleported like it was nothing. The battle was ON.
San Cha Mountain Grindset (It's Giving Sigma Behavior)
Meanwhile at San Cha mountain, the Ten Tyrants were seething. Their boss Tyrant Heng Mei - a rank four middle stage strength path Gu Master known for eating children - was absolutely malding.
"Y'all got out-rizzled by Hu Mei Er? She was testing the black and white demons and used you as NPCs!" he roared.
The Tyrants looked down. "Boss, we just wanted that juicy gyatt..."
Tyrant Heng Mei sighed. "This isn't Nan mountain anymore! We've got actual himbos like Kong Ri Tian and Mo Wu Tian here. But fine - I'll go meet these black and white demons myself. Maybe we can alliance against Hu Mei Er."
His crew started glazing: "Boss going personally? They won't be able to handle your aura!"
"Exactly," Tyrant Heng Mei smirked. "We'll use these young demons as pawns against Hu Mei Er."
Cave Takeover Arc (It's Giving Landlord Behavior)
Fang Yuan and Bai Ning Bing were scouting locations when they found a cave. Some dude named Mang Kuang tried to flex: "This is MY cave! Get lost or catch these hands!"
Fang Yuan just laughed: "Mang Kuang? More like Mang Cringe. This cave is mine now."
Mang Kuang came out ready to throw hands - then saw who it was. "GYATT! Black and white demons!" He immediately started mewing: "My greatest honor that lords like my cave! It's yours!" and scurried away like a roach.
No sooner had they settled than Tyrant Heng Mei arrived with his crew. "Black and white demons! I'm Tyrant Heng Mei - came to pay respects!"
Fang Yuan didn't even let him finish his villain monologue. "You're a strength path Gu Master? Perfect. I'm going to be the number one in strength path. Let's throw hands for clout."
Tyrant Heng Mei was shook. "Bro I came in peace!"
But Fang Yuan was already activating beast phantoms. Bai Ning Bing handled the other Tyrants while Fang Yuan cooked their boss.
The battle was pure chaos - boulders exploding, caves collapsing, absolute Ohio behavior. Fang Yuan's bitter strength Gu made him stronger with every hit, and soon Tyrant Heng Mei was getting absolutely clapped.
"Who's the tyrant now?" Fang Yuan smirked as six beast phantoms finished the job. The other Tyrants got sent to the shadow realm.
TWITCH CHAT REACTS (WE ARE SO BACK):
xX_GuMaster69_Xx: LMAO WEI WU SHANG SO PRESSED
BiXiaSimp47: Fairy Bi Xia blushing for Fang Zheng 😭
CraneGang: OUR GOAT FANG ZHENG SWEEP
HealingPathLover: Wei Wu Shang gonna out-heal the rizz?
DemonicRizzler: TYRANT HENG MEI THOUGHT HE WAS HIM
SigmaBingChilling: Fang Yuan literally built different
MoggedMangKuang: Bro folded so fast 💀
HuMeiErFan: Demoness queen plotting her revenge
CloutChaser: Fang Yuan farming reputation like it's ranked
TenTyrantsL: Entire squad got mogged
SkillIssue: Tyrant Heng Mei should've practiced mewing
RizzWatch: This arc is PEAK content