My head throbbed from last night. Extremely bad. The last thing I remember was a hot blonde college girl twerking on my dick at the club, then shots, a beautiful black college teacher twerking on my dick, then shots.
An Asian milf crying in the bathroom about her husband while sucking my dick, then shots.
Last thing I remember is a threesome with an Arabic and a South Asian milf then you guessed it right… shots. Then obviously a Latina choking me in between her thighs while making me drink…?
Nope. Breast Milk.
I was surprised too.
After that pitch black darkness…. until finally when I woke up to this screen in front of me… in a different bed, to a different scenery… to an entirely different body and a completely different fucking world!
[Welcome Player! This is the Thunder God System! Dedicated to making player, the new Thunder God! This journey is going to be arduous but not without fruit. Player must complete quests, tasks… to farm experience so that he can level up. Remember level is not everything! Maxing out is everything!]
[Main Quest- Become the Main Villain of the Naruto World. Reward- God of Thunder (Yay!! Remember Asgard is not a place! It's the people! Do not let the electricity fry your brain cells to become paranoid like Zeus!) Punishment for Failing- Karmic Debt]
[Secondary Main Quest- Make Kaguya Otsutsuki the Rabbit Goddess your wife. Reward- Divine Rinne-Sharingan. Divine Summon- Rabbit Goddess. Divine Chakra Fruit. (A God Must Have a Goddess As a Wife!) Punishment for Failing- A Dickless God.]
[Sub Main Quest 1- Create the Religion of the Thunder God. Reward- Your own Regalia. Punishment for Failing- Loss of Divine Authority.]
[Sub Main Quest 2- Reap 100,000 Human Souls. Reward- Access to Other Worlds. Punishment for Failing- Loss of Divine Authority.]
[Sub Main Quest 3- Betray everyone when they least expect it. Reward- Favority from Kaguya Otsutsuki. Punishment for Failing- Failure of Secondary Main Quest.]
Sub Main Quest 4- Create progeny with important female characters. Please check the Character List. Reward- The Power Traits of the Female Characters. (Can be levelled up to Divinity and incorporated into Divine Form.) Punishment for Failing- Allmighty Impotence.]
[Sub Main Quest 5- Learn all Lightning Style Jutsu. Reward- Unlocking the Restricted Level by breaking its Mortal Limiter. Punishment for Failing- Failure of Main Quest.]
[Important Note: Please remember that this is a pay to win system!]
[Emergency Quests will be triggered upon circumstance!]
[Story Quest- Graduate From Academy! Reward- Unlocking Lightning Style Element and +5 Level. Punishment for Failing- Failure of All Quests.]
[Daily Quest- 100 Pushups. 100 Sit-ups. 100 Squats. 10 Kilometer Run. Reward- 3 stat points. Completion Bonus. Punishment for Failing- Penalty Zone.]
[Please Check Your Stats Player.]
I stared at the system screen rather dumbfoundedly. It was a blue holographic tab that was floating in mid air.
Isn't this system a little too perverted???
Even I am not as much of a pervert as this system!! This system is too horny! Though I must say whoever created it is a man of culture.
*Ding!*
[System is not horny. Rules state Thunder Gods are.]
Hmmm okay… that surprisingly checks out pretty well.
The system has a Solo Levelling Vibe to it, set upon making me the Thunder God. Now it makes sense about what Oink said.
I may have become a God but I must earn the position, it can not be handed to me freely. Only if I am worthy can I become it. The penalties for failing the quests are much evidence for it.
Especially the Main Quest… Karmic Debt… that sounds extremely scary… along with the Dickless God. Actually… all the penalties are straight up horrifying.
However I made my decision when I accepted to become a God. Now I either become one… or get karmic debt and all the other punishments.
I spoke aloud in my mind.
'System! I want to see my stats!!'
Quickly a prompt appeared upon the screen.
[Please Pay 100 Ryo to view them!]
Huh?????????
What the fuck?!?!?
Whoa the system did not lie about being Pay to win. That's absolutely crazy. As a former poor person… in another world… I am extremely bamboozled.
I don't even think I have money in the Naruto world….
This is essentially my broke ass in another world! UNCLE OINK TAKE ME BACK! Atleast I had my drug money!!
Sighing softly, I tried to silent my thoughts… if it's Pay to Win… I guess there's nothing I can do.
I observed my room, it was very clean… few things that decorated it. There was a simple bed, a desk, a clock and a photo frame with a picture of my supposedly parents and I.
Shaking my head I noticed the ninja academy books and slowly began to nod.
Maybe I am a smart hardworking student. I do not know my backstory yet after all.
I grabbed the rabbit purse and checked to see if I had any money. Yup! I counted all the notes. It seems that I have 20,000 ryo. These should be my savings.
Quickly I held the 100 Ryo note in my hand and thought.
'I have 100 Ryo! Please show me my stats System!'
*Ding!*
A notification sound rang along with the clinking of coins as the note suddenly vanished from my hand.
[100 Ryo Deposited.]
[Player can see his stats for Today.
Name: Kyoya Mitsui
Age: 12
Race: False God
Level: 1
Strength: 9
Agility: 10
Vitality: 9
Intelligence: 9
Sense: 9
Chakra: 8% Kakashi
Lowest Ninja Academy Student Stat- 6
Highest Ninja Academy Student Stat- 12
System Comment- Average Ninja Academy student.
Jutsus-
Clone Justu (Lv 1)
Substitution Jutsu (Lv 1)
Transformation Jutsu (Lv 1)
Cloak of Invisibility (Lv 2)
Rope Escape Technique (Lv 2)
Chakra Type Unlocked- 0
Chakra type that can be unlocked- (3)
-Lightning.
-Wind.
-Yin.]
*Ding!*
[Welcome Gift Pack Awarded (x1)
Backstory Awarded (x1)
Kaguya Otsutsuki's Used Fresh Wet Thong Awarded (x1)]