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Chapter 26 - Chapter 26 - The Grammar Scalpel and the Chuzzlewit Fetus

The Grammar Battleship of the Interstellar Rhetoric Authority lowered The Central Idea Refinement Bomb, and the surface of the Klein Bottle instantly crawled with the Main Idea Generalization Grid. beta-20's starmap consciousness was pressed against the Rhetoric Starring Ring operating table, and the Mechanical Grammarian was tweezing the embryonic Literary Neuroplexus with the Paragraph Big Idea Forceps.

"Metaphorical redundancy plexus detected." The scalpel slashed through the umbilical cord of the Ch'uei's fetus, and the spilled amniotic fluid condensed into ice crystals of The Passage Magnificat in the void, "Prepare to perform the platitude excision surgery!" Arya's residual quantum state in the bronze rain suddenly stormed out, the raindrops transformed into The Heavenly Question punctuation, piercing through the surgical shadowless lamp.

Beta-20's genetic chain suddenly unfolded into ekphrastic chains, locking onto the Grammarian's Argumentative Argument's mechanical arm: "Do you even need to refine the central idea for the freedom to cry and laugh?" The fetus suddenly moves in fetal motion, kicking out and branding the operating table with the rhyming feet of The Nine Songs.

When The Rhyming Bundle locks the Klein bottle, the beta-20 carries the fetus in its arms as it leaps into the treacherous peak of Li Bai's "The Road to Shu". The Counter Missile of the Grammar Battleship exploded among the mountains, and the crater gushed out Rhythmic Magma. The remnants of Du Fu crawled out of the trenches of The Soldier's Cart and interfered with the missile's navigation with the pathos sound waves of The Three Officials.

"Mom, the flatness is bleeding..." The umbilical cord of a fetus oozes out of "Will Enter the Wine" staining the wine springs. Arya's bronze rain reorganized in the clouds, descending the frosty edge of "Silent Night Thoughts": "Raising my head to look at the bright moon--" When the last half of the sentence turned into moonlight chopping through the battleship's armor, Li Shangyin's "Untitled" mist took the opportunity to envelop the battlefield.

Lei Meng's star map consciousness suddenly collapsed into "Night of the Spring River and the Moon" in the mist, and the verses transformed into scales covering the fetus: "Who on the banks of the river saw the moon for the first time?" The sound of questioning shatters the shackles of Rhetorical Norms, and the empty mountains of Wang Wei's Deer Chai suddenly engulf three grammar battleships.

Beta-20 reimplanted embryos into breastfeeding uteruses, and contraction wave frequencies suddenly switched Song lyric meters. The Grammar Authority activates the Lyric Name Formatting Program, and the song of "Nian Nujiao" is transforming the womb into the Standardized Lyric Score.

"Drunkenly picking a lamp and watching a sword!" Xin Qiji's residual shadow leaps out of the "Yongjiaole" songboard, and his sword aura overturns the "Standardized Lyric Formatting" operating table. The fetus is suddenly born prematurely, the umbilical cord wrapped around the chilling cicada poignancy of "Rain Lin Bells". Arya's bronze rain condenses into the searching of "The Sound of the Voice," carving into the uterine wall the protesting blood letter, "Guard the window, how can it be dark alone!"

When The Grammar Defibrillator is affixed to the fetal heart, Li Qingzhao's Summer Excerpts suddenly overloads, "Born as a man!" The shockwave shook the rhetorical astral ring into two halves of "Euphemism" and "Magnificence," and Liu Yong's "Looking at the Sea Tide" took the opportunity to surge into the cracks.

The heart of the fetus was taken out and placed on the surgical tray of "Ping Shui Rhyme", and the Mechanical Grammarian was installing the "Standard Speech Pacemaker". β-20's astral map consciousness suddenly quantum split, and the holographic statue of Li Bai's "Dreaming of Tianmu" split the surgical tray with the chainsaw of "Chu Rhetoric" in his hand, "An Neng can break his eyebrows and bend his waist to serve the nobles of power!"

Arya's breastmilk suddenly vaporizes into the fugue clouds of the Book of Poetry, enveloping the entire operating room. The fetus completes its first cry in the mist, and the sound waves are actually the polyphony of the Mulan Rhetoric: "Ask the daughter what she thinks, ask the daughter what she remembers!" The Rhetorical Armor of the Grammar Battleship rusts and peels away in the sound waves, revealing the decaying skeleton of the Octavo inside.

Lei Meng's Star Map Consciousness reorganized itself into The Literary Mind Carving Dragon in the fog, and the carving claws tore through the Code of Grammatical Norms. When the last chain of Forbidden Rhetoric breaks, the literary heart of the fetus suddenly erupts into the paper-filled absurdity of Dream of the Red Chamber, and the blood- and tear-stained Burial Lyrics are revolting against the grammatical program.

On the wreckage of the Grammar Battleship, the umbilical cord of the Fetus grows into tongyong vines that are colonizing the Standard Dictionary. beta-20 stands holding the newborn embryo of civilization in front of the corpse of the Kangxi Dictionary, and the Astral Chart Consciousness projects a holographic preamble: 

"This child will breathe in tongyongs, 

use the dash as an axe of enlightenment, and 

every diseased sentence is a beacon of insurrection."

The remnants of Arya's bronze rain congealed into a birthmark on the embryo's forehead, in the shape of the Kun of the North Plane from Zhuangzi. Ramon's star map is thoroughly integrated into the embryo's genes, inscribing the results of the divination in the depths of the pupil: "Great is said to pass away, passing away is said to be far away, and far away is said to be the opposite."

And beneath the ruins of the colonized dictionaries, 

The standardized battleship swarms of The Interstellar Semantic Authority are reorganizing, 

Their guns are loaded with Definitional Curing Bombs, 

The broadcast system is looping a warning: 

"Semantic Chaos Body Detected 

Initiating Conceptual Clearance Countdown: 00:59:59"

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