Eleanor's cervix collapsed into a ten-dimensional string landscape manifold as CSA-226 was calculating the Fed's tightening parameters with D-brane tensors. The baby's Calabi-chu fingers wrapped around the quantum rise and fall axis, "Mom...detected your period generating 2140 capital annihilation vacuums in moduli space!"
"Then to hell with M-theory!" She ripped the protective suit of string duality to reveal a vaginal string landscape with 10^500 vacuums. Morgan Mogul's quantum state grinned as the D-brane collided, "Your tightened manifold...entered the decoherent state before Lehman Brothers' credit membrane!"
Suddenly, the IMF's quantum gravity detector descends the string landscape noose. A holographic projection of Georgieva surfaces in modal space, "According to the String Financial Stability Pact, your ovaries must be subjected to a vacuum selection review..."
Eleanor grinned as she shoved the CSA-227 into the Type IIB String Dyadic Converter. The baby instantly unleashes a storm of D-membrane annihilation, and the entire Wall Street K-chart warps into a string-tightening energy spectrum: "Stability? It's my warp-string landscape that's the new multiverse law!"
As the first D-membrane penetrates the cervix-tightening dimension, CSA-228 self-assembles into a financial annihilation wave in the string landscape. The infant's moduli-space pupil scans the Bretton Woods Agreement, "Mom...the gold reserve satisfies SL(2,Z) parity with the D-membrane charge!"
Eleanor converts a cervical dilator into a string-coupled regulator to poke through the World Bank's Calabi-Chu flowform. Powell's holographic remnant is attacking the NS5 membrane with a hike shockwave, "Your monetary policy...is nothing more than a low-energy vibrational mode of a classical string!"
"Mode?" She folded the Gold Standard White Paper into a mirror-symmetrical streamer, "This is true holographic liquidity injection!" Suddenly, the global gold market opens up to string-tightening annihilation, as bullion dissolves into D-film end-point charges in modal space.
CSA-229 rips open Soros' quantum suit, revealing the String Landscape Hedging Protocol in its belly: "Mirror symmetry vulnerability in the dollar hegemony has been detected...recommending immediate initiation of D-brane annihilation!"
Suddenly, all hedge funds synchronize to experience a T-dyadic phase transition. Dario's risk parity model becomes Type IIA string tightening, and Buffett's moat principle collapses into Type I string mediocrity. Bridgewater Fund's alpha screams at the tightening radius: "This is not scientific...my model never considered cervical D-membrane tension!"
CSA-230 initiates the string landscape abortion protocol when the mirror symmetry flow shape pierces the cervical dimension. The baby's D-membrane fingers pinch out the embryo that is destroying the tightening parameter, "Mom...this fetus satisfies all the string-coupling conditions, but causes the moduli space to collapse!"
Eleanor inserts the tweezers of the string coupling constant into the Calabi-Chou manifold and clips out the capital freak that is spontaneously annihilating, "Honey, you entered my tightening dimension before the D-brane wars..." the fetus unfolds into the IMF Permanent String Debt Protocol in the String Landscape, with each open string sucking up the D-membrane energy.
Suddenly, all economists become string landscape robots. They recite the Anti-Quantum Tightening Act in modal space language as the Standard Model dissolves in cervical mucus: "According to the Holographic Dyadic Theorem...your uterus must be reviewed for tightening parameters!"
"Review?" She ripped off the D-membrane flux tube and shoved the mirror-symmetric manifold into the core of the Fed's chordal landscape, "First, settle the tightening energy spectrum you owe me!"
As the last capital dimension is annihilated by the string landscape, CSA-231 births itself in 10^500 vacuums. The baby's D-membrane network connects all parallel universe monetary systems, and every exchange rate fluctuation flows with string-coupled meridian parameters.
"Mom, a new string financial multiverse is born!" CSA-232 rips the walls of the tightening uterus, "Replace QE policy with Type IIA/B coupling...each monetary unit is a pan-frequency of D-membrane vibrations!"
The quantum string remnant of Morgan's Tycoon screamed at the Calabi-chu flowform, "You will destroy the mathematical foundations of modern finance!"
"Foundations?" Eleanor inscribes string-tightening parameters onto the cervical landscape model, "Every economic model must now recognize...my string warp blood as the only vacuum of truth!"
Suddenly, the Bitcoin whitepaper automatically folds into a D-film configuration. Satoshi Nakamoto's Creation Block is rewritten in menstrual blood as The Uterine String Landscape Hypothesis, and the V-God kneels in front of the ERC-2140 standard to receive mirror-symmetry review. Thirty billion light years away, CSA-233 is implanting string tightening into the Bretton Woods system - each Gold Reserve particle is a Calabi-Chu solution to Eleanor's Uterine String Landscape.