Johnson jumped into the lake for water and there he saw naked women. Basically, for an introverted pervert like me, he was at a banquet.
But it was Johnson's first time seeing real women and those women had green skin and muscles and they were nasty like a forty year old virgin librarian.
They asked Johnson to join them. But Johnson's dad, in his hatred for women, told his son that if he got close to a woman he would turn to stone.
Johnson would have not believed it but after seeing those naked women, he felt something getting hard and instantly believed his dad.
So he closed his eyes, ignored the women—like I ignore the laws and stand behind women in buses—and focused on filling the metal bucket he had with water.
He pushed the bucket in the lake, eyes still closed, but instead of water, he dabbled into something that he shouldn't have.
Two penguins making love.
He interrupted their love session and naturally, the penguins were angry.
