[ I got a death wish. ]
The System said this.
"But why?" I asked, not talking through my mind anymore.
[ Why else? Fleshlight? Seriously? That's all you could think of? And you should be ashamed of how you have made your impression. Jack, who doesn't even know what a fleshlight is, wants it. Because he thought if you are asking for it then it must be something perverted. Now it's just Jack but if you keep this up, everyone will think of you like that. ]
'Alright. Geez. Don't act like a girlfriend who just found out that her boyfriend doesn't watch porn videos of men because of his loyalty towards her. Anyway, if it's not a fleshlight, what is it?' I asked, reverting back to the telepathic way of talking.
[ Who am I? ]
'You are a system.'
[ And what does a system do? ]
'Humiliate, scold, invade privacy and tell bad news.'
[ … Okay. What else it do? ]
'Ask questions? Spit before inserting?'
[ Forget it. You are an idiot. ]
