It's not that I'm lazy. It's just that I'm too horny.
Short Story Time:
One time, when my Father and my family were watching a movie/series where characters would kiss each other, my father would immediately say: "THEY'RE EATING EACH OTHER!"
Then tries to cover our eyes.
Too bad, it's already ingrained in my mind.
That's all, bye.
(Envy Adams' Initial Thoughts)
I wanted to change.
Change in how I look.
How I speak.
How I present myself.
And do whatever it takes to live in this unforgiving world that we live in, and all that comes to mind is to do what I must.
Normally, I wouldn't have changed who I am.
Not to anyone.
Not to the people.
Not to everyone.
Not even to my fans.
Ugh.
Their palms are so sweaty when they want to shake hands.
God, I do not want to do that again.
...
But there is that one time that I will forever remember in my entire life.
There wasn't anything extravagant about it.
No something.
No anything.
No nothing.
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Back when I was signing my name to my loyal fans.
They were all so eager to have their faces signed, their faces, arms, legs, and their... bellies.
Notebooks, T-shirts, Paper, and all the other items they could bring.
So that they can have me sign so that they can have me.
It was... disgusting.
Their gazes leered, stared, and glared at me as if they knew who I was.
Whoever made the quote: "The eyes are the mirror of the soul."?
You'd best go fuck yourself because that's too spot on.
God, they're ugly to look at...
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I got out of there because of how nauseating and claustrophobic it was for me.
It wasn't because of my fans. No, I've dealt with those kinds of stares before.
It's just that I wanted to go away... at least for a while after I've calmed down.
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Then you showed up out of nowhere.
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Walking up to me as if you didn't know me.
I told you to go away.
You even told me in your stupid face: "I can't let a woman out here be all alone by herself. That'd just be stupid of me to leave you alone...right?"
God, how cringe can you be? And why'd you even question at the end? God, you were so stupid back then.
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It was... surprisingly nice, I guess.
It wasn't some pick-up line or anything like that.
You were saying it because you were concerned.
...
But still, I tried to make you go away by giving you money. Lots of it.
You rejected it.
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I tried to threaten you with weapons that I keep on me: a taser, a pepper spray, and a pocket knife.
All things to keep your distance and not to get close.
You just stood there, waiting for me to calm down.
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I tried to look away and wipe away my tears without you noticing. I cried so hard that my mascara was running down onto my dress.
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And then you sat down beside me.
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I tried to understand why you were next to me.
Were you hoping I was a damsel in distress waiting for a prince? Hoping that you can get my number after my tears burn out? Bring me to some place just so you can have your way with me?
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But you didn't do any of that.
...
You weren't trying to talk to me.
You weren't trying to comfort me.
You weren't there to ease me.
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You just sat there.
With me.
And not saying a single damn word.
...
I understood right there and then.
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You were just there for me.
Not because it had anything to do with how you did it.
But because of how you understood me.
Understanding the fact that I didn't need someone to try and talk to me.
That I at least... just needed someone to be there for me, even if no one else is.
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And right there and then, I broke down really hard.
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And as soon as I finished bawling my eyes out...
The rain came down on us. Hard.
It was pouring like cats and dogs.
Pfft- That's such a stupid thing to say.
I bet you would've laughed at that.
...
There were only the two of us in the vicinity.
Only you and I are in the area.
No people to disturb us in the locale.
Just me hugging the jacket that you gave me because of how cold I was, and shivering when the rain came down.
You looked away with that red face of yours as if noticing something wrong.
No... that's a lie, right?
I bet you saw through my clothes, didn't you?
My shirt was transparent from how wet it was, and it was hugging my curves, making it stand out to your eyes.
I noticed it later when you gave me your jacket.
Was it out of necessity not to look at me?
You were red, weren't you? I saw you look away.
...
I didn't mind if you were looking.
I loved it when you did...
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And as the rain kept pouring down hard on both of us.
There was just silence. A comforting silence.
And then there was you, who smiled at me warmly...
With those eyes of yours, giving me butterflies, making me stare for far too long...
I looked away as my face continuously turned red, making you laugh.
It made me embarrassed, but I didn't mind.
...
Your laugh was cute anyway.
...
It was an unforgettable moment in my life.
Just us two talking about basically everything.
My ears were blessed whenever I heard you laugh so happily at my stupid jokes, even if it was corny.
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My heart clenched whenever you smiled at me, making me imagine our time together in the future.
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My lungs tighten whenever you try to tease me, making me sputter utter nonsense and incoherent noises.
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My face turns red whenever you compliment me and reassure me for all the things that I've done...
That everything I did wasn't for nothing.
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And then, as the rain subsided, you respectfully said to me that you had to go.
Realizing what you said, I didn't want this moment with us to be over.
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I wanted it to last longer.
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I didn't want you to go.
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I wanted you to be with me.
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I didn't want you to leave me.
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I wanted you to stay with me.
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I didn't want my eyes to ever look away from you.
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I wanted you to look at me and only me.
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Please stay...
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In the end, we went our separate ways.
My hand, reaching out to you, makes me think that you're going to disappear forever if I let you go.
Right there and then.
I wanted to let go of everything about who I was.
I wanted to let go of everything about who I am.
I wanted to let go of everything that makes me... me.
...
Please... I can beg... I'll do whatever you want... You can have your way with me... I'll let you do anything and everything to me...!
Sex, money, happiness, fame...!
I'LL GIVE YOU EVERYTHING!
MY EVERYTHING!
I'LL BE YOUR EVERYTHING!
I DON'T CARE IF I GET DEGRADED OR ANYTHING THAT PUTS ME IN THE DAMN GROUND...!
I want to be with you...!
I want to be held in your arms again...!
Please...!
Don't leave....!
I just want to be with you...
Please...
ᴰ͎ᵒ͎ⁿ͎'͎ᵗ͎ ͎ˡ͎ᵉ͎ᵃ͎ᵛ͎ᵉ͎ ͎ᵐ͎ᵉ͎͎...
ᴵ ⁿᵉᵉᵈ ʸᵒᵘ...
ᴵ̶ ̶ˡ̶ᵒ̶ᵛ̶ᵉ̶ ̶ʸ̶ᵒ̶ᵘ̶...
(CHANGE SCENE!)
As the Sex Bomb-Omb finishes their song, the crowd goes wild!
Crowd#1: "HOLY SHIT! THAT WAS FIRE!"
Crowd#2: "I LOVE YOU, SEX BOMB-OMB!"
Crowd#3: "I LOVE YOU, KIM PINE!"
Crowd#69: "I'M JUST HERE BECAUSE IT'S FUNNY!!!"
Crowd#5: "YO! WHO'S TOUCHING MY ASS?!"
Crowd#8: "IT WAS ME, BRO! SORRY!"
Crowd#5: "NAH YOU GOOD DAWG!"
Crowd#67&68: *MAKING OUT NOISES*
Crowd Control: "10-97, we need people up there, there are people having sex in the corner of the balcony."
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Crowd Control: "Sir, what the fuck do you mean by 'I wanna join?'?!"
Stephen: "Ha... HAHAHAHA!!! WE DID IT! WE FINALLY DID IT!"
Kim: "I thought someone was going to crash through the roof... Must've been my imagination..."
Knives: "OhmygoshOHMYGOSHOhMyGOshOhMYGoshthere'speoplecheeringtousohmygodican'tbelievethisishappeningohmyparentsaregoingtolovethisohandmyfriendMYFRIENDTAMARAISSONOTGONNABELIEVETHIS!"
Neil: "Hahaha... We're finally moving up after this. I bet we-"
Suddenly, Knives hugs him while screaming and pointing in delight. Making Neil hug her, as well as not to fall offstage.
Knives: "Look, Neil! I've seen those people before!"
Neil: "Uhm..."
Knives: "They're people who came into people's shows to criticize them and give them a review on how well or badly performers do in their shows!"
Neil: "Blush... Uhm, Knives..."
Knives: "LOOK! They're nodding at us! IT MEANS WE DID GOOD, NEIL!"
Neil: "Uh, yeah, I can see that, but can you let go of me now?"
Knives: "Huh?"
Neil: "It's... kinda embarrassing while people are looking at us hugging..."
Knives, noticing the audience looking at them, laughs it off before confronting Neil.
Knives: "Hahaha! Who cares?! That means I get to do this! I love you, Neil Nordegraf!"
Neil: "What? Mmph...!"
Knives kisses Neil passionately.
Audience: "WOOOOOOOOOOOOAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH!/ HOLY SHIT!/ HAHAHA!/ GODDAMN! YOU GO GIRL!/ URGH! IT SHOULD'VE BEEN ME! NOT HIM! IT'S NOT FAIR!/ HAHAHAHA! NOW THAT IS WHAT I CALL A CONFESSION!/ HOLY MOLY, THE SEXUAL TENSION IS HIGH!/ IT SHOULD'VE BEEN ME! NOT HER! IT'S NOT FAIR!/ MAN! I REALLY LIKED THAT NEIL GUY!/ OH, COOL! HEY DUDE, WANNA BANG?/ WHAT?! NO! I'M UNDERAGED!/ GREAT! JUST MY TYPE!/ WHAT?! HEY, NO! SOMEBODY HELP ME!/ TCH! HOW COME Y/N DOESN'T DO THAT TO ME?! Y/N! YOU FUCKING PUSSY! KISS ME ALREADY!/ Excuse me?/ How bold.../ WOOOO! KNIVES ALREADY CONFESSED! W RIZZ! W RIZZ! W RIZZ! A hopeless romantic all my life~ Surrounded by couples all the time-/ Shut it, Palmer!/ Okie sorry :3"
Stephen: "Hahaha... Goddamn...!"
Kim: "I'm fucking frustrated that a girl, Knives, who is younger than me gets to do that first...!"
Whilst the people cheer and scream as two of the Sex Bomb-Omb members are eating each other (kissing), Ramona drags Y/N somewhere quiet.
Y/N: "Whoa there, Ramona! Where are we going?"
Ramona: "I need to talk to you."
Y/N: "About what exactly?"
...
Julie: "Well... Now that they're done. Hey, Y/N, wanna go somewhere private and have se...x?"
Noticing her favorite person missing, she stands up from her seat and goes to look for him.
Julie: "Y/N? Where could he be?"
Once she separates herself from the noisy crowd, she spots Ramona dragging her hubby somewhere to mingle and jingle his balls.
Yahoo! Yes! Sex for you! Let's fucking goooooooooooooo!
Julie: "Tch! I should've known...!"
Julie: "You're not getting him that easily, Ramona Flowers."
Sophie: "Ooh~! A mystery? Can I come? Can I come?"
Thinking of a brilliant idea, a light bulb appears above her head literally!
Before she throws it away, the sound of glass can be heard breaking onto someone's head.
Poor Victim: "AHHHH!! WHO KEEPS THROWING RANDOM SHIT AT ME?! IT'S THE THIRD TIME THIS WEEK!"
Julie: "Woops..."
Julie: "Clears throat... Sophie darling~, be a lamb for me, and fetch me my keys to my car? They're back at home in my place."
Sophie: "Okie dokie!"
As soon as Sophie disappears from her sight, she grins, knowing that another one of her competitors is gone long enough for her to have her own time with Y/N.
Julie: "Grin... 2 down, 1 more to go."
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Reaching their destination, she immediately gets to the point.
Ramona: "Okay, let's get straight to the point."
Ramona: "I like you."
...
Y/N: "Heh?"
Ramona: "I like you."
Y/N: "Say what now?"
Ramona: "I like you."
Y/N: "I know! You said that thrice... But can I ask why, though...?"
Ramona: "Are you serious right now or are you deadass right now?"
Y/N: "Uhh... Both?"
Ramona: "Wrong."
Y/N: "Seriously? I just wanted to know why me exactly-"
Ramona: "Because you're exactly my type."
Y/N: "?"
Ramona: "You are awesome."
Y/N: "Eh."
Ramona: "I appreciate you for all you've done for me, even if it was just the smallest things."
Y/N: "I was just helping you because I can."
Ramona: "You make a difference in so many lives, you have no idea how many women would love to have you right now."
Y/N: "Me?"
Ramona: "Yes, you."
Ramona: "You are wonderful and... you don't even seem to see it in yourself."
Y/N: "..."
Ramona: "You make others smile. It's infectious, and honestly, I find that very attractive; to me at least."
Ramona: "You just light up the room every time I see you."
Ramona: "I- Uh...Thank you... For being you."
...
Ramona: "It means a lot to me that you are at least listening to what I'm saying to you."
Ramona: "It's just... You know... You're so down to earth, man. Like I can actually just be me with you around and not have to put all of..."
She gestures to point out herself.
Ramona: "This."
...
Y/N: "Sigh... Look, Ramona. I'm flattered that you think of me like that, but..."
Y/N: "That's... Not really something I can believe. Are you like... delusional or something?"
Ramona: "No, Y/N, I am as serious as I've ever been."
Y/N: "Serious as in a serious relationship?"
Ramona: "Yes."
Ramona: "I like you. I love you. I want to hug you. I want to give you kisses so much. I want to pamper you. I want to give you the love that you... deserve."
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Ramona: "If you say no... That's fine, too. We can just be friends. I'm cool with it."
Ramona: "Just give me a straight answer, doc. Chuckles"
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Y/N: "I..."
He inhales as he exhales from his lungs, calming his accelerating heart down for a bit.
Y/N: "I'll think about it. Just give me time to... process this."
Ramona: "Chuckles... That's good enough for me."
Ramona: "Here's a little something for you to not forget about it."
Y/N: "?"
Ramona: "Come closer."
Y/N: "Drawls... Okay...?"
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...
Coming closer to Ramona, she slowly closes the gap on your personal space.
Both of your faces are close to each other while hugging at the same time.
Ramona's breasts pressed on you like a soft pillow being cuddled on a sleepy, rainy night.
Her hands warm to the touch, gripping you tight on your shirt, not letting you go as if thinking you might disappear or run off somewhere far away.
Her autonomous figure is clinging onto you like a seductress claiming what is rightfully hers.
While your gaze roams around her, she smirks slightly while she internally celebrates.
Gazing at her long enough, you never thought she could look beautiful beforehand.
These thoughts are crawling on your head, daresay on a loop.
It's not that you dislike it.
Of course not.
You love it.
Ramona leans closer and whispers in your ear.
Ramona: "You don't mind this... right?"
Y/N: "I-- Mmph!"
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Without hesitation, she kisses you.
While feeling this new sensation, you feel something sparkling tingle before ignoring it completely, focusing on the matter at hand.
Pinning Ramona to a wall, she gasps quietly before getting smothered within his eyes.
Pretty...
Closing your eyes, you retaliate, kissing Ramona back passionately before she holds you tight, not letting you go.
She deadlocks you with a grip on your shirt, not letting go of this sensation exploding in her oral cavity.
You hold her waist with your right arm, making her moan softly, exciting her for what's coming.
With your left arm holding the back of her head, deepening your canoodle, and osculating passionately.
Making both of you experience a boisterous French Kiss for the first time.
Your tongues wrestling for dominance, aching for control over the other.
Unfortunately for Ramona, she's the bottom, and you're the top.
While dominating her with the French kiss, she whimpers from how passionate you are.
Pausing herself a bit to catch her breath, you don't give her a chance before resuming once more.
Every time you kiss her, Ramona gets slightly hornier than the last kiss.
Enjoying your time rendering Ramona, her legs tremble as your passion towards the next kiss sends her seeing stars.
While you experience these delightful lips of hers, suddenly, sparks appear lightly around you both for a bit before disappearing quickly.
Reluctantly separating from each other with saliva stretching on both of their lips, Ramona blushes tremendously before looking away, all shy.
Ramona: "Ah, shit. Sorry about that. That was too sudden. I hope you didn't--"
Y/N: "No, it's fine... I liked it actually."
Ramona: "You're not weirded out by it?"
Y/N: "It's more like uhh... I'm weirded out by myself."
Ramona: "Chuckles... Why is that?"
Y/N: "I'm... How do I say this...?"
Ramona smirks and stares at you with a loving gaze while seeing you agonizing over this particular predicament.
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Julie: "Where are they?"
Looking around the Rockit place for a long time, she finally spots them in a secluded spot.
While walking towards them, Julie sees them in an intimate position.
Y/N is leaning on the wall, sitting, while hugging Ramona from behind.
As Ramona chills and cozies herself up to Y/N's body warmth, and lets herself be cuddled.
Looking at him with a gaze that says: "Ur mine, I like you. Me lav u, pls lov me bac"
Julie immediately goes into hiding while listening to their conversation.
Leaning on the wall, she can hear Y/N speak first.
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Y/N: "I'm just... not that guy, y'know?"
Ramona: "Hmm?"
Y/N: "Er, I mean- The fact that I'm getting close to you...? It's like winning a lottery."
Ramona: "Smirks... Am I like a prize for you or something?"
Y/N: "No, not like that."
...
Y/N: "I just feel like I don't deserve this."
Ramona: "...What's that supposed to mean?"
Y/N: "L-Like, you know, you feel like shit that you got to have something even though you feel like you don't deserve it?"
Y/N: "Like, I didn't earn it because I didn't even do something remarkable or anything that makes me feel like I did something to prove that I actually did do it, even though I did not? Does that make sense?"
Ramona: "Go on."
Y/N: "It's just... You'd be better off with someone better than me."
Ramona: "Mhm."
Y/N: "That... I'm not good enough for you."
Ramona: "Okay."
Y/N: "Or that I seriously do wish that you could've picked someone other than me."
Ramona: "Yeah. No."
Y/N: "...Did you not hear what I just said?"
Ramona: "I did. And I couldn't care less about what you just said."
Y/N: "But-"
Ramona: "Abup bup bup bup!"
Ramona: "Kissing you again should shut you up."
Turning around and grabbing your face with her hands, she immediately sits on your lap, and she smashes her lips against yours once again.
This time, she retaliates harder.
Making no room for you to breathe and leaving you breathless.
Ramona: "Lero lero lero lero lero"
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Julie: Grits her teeth. 'That's supposed to be me in his lap, goddamnit!'
...
Finally finishing kissing you with little pecks on your lips, she has something else to say to you.
Grabbing your face, she makes you stare at her.
And only her eyes at this moment.
Don't you dare look away...
Her eyes looked through as if understanding was uncomplicated and undemanding.
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Ramona: "Listen, dude... I'm not gonna act like I understand you because I don't."
Y/N: "Oh."
Ramona: "But what I do know is that... You... are something more than just a person... even if you are just an ordinary guy."
Ramona: "Your existence now...? It might hold some kind of meaning if you're living right now, no?"
Ramona: "And... Chuckles... You really gotta work on your confidence if you're gonna be this cute."
Y/N: "Shut up."
Ramona: "Make me.~"
Y/N: "Jesus, you're way too much."
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Ramona: "Well, I can't help it if I'm this close to someone I... Blush... actually like."
Y/N: "Don't start that shit, man, that's too powerful."
Ramona: "Shut up."
Y/N: "Make me.~"
Ramona: "Jesus, you're way too much."
Both of you chuckle like little kids.
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Julie: 'I'm so gonna rock his world in bed in the future.'
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Ramona: "Hey, dude, you done fondling my breasts now?"
Fondle
Fondle
Fondle
Y/N: "Yeah, thanks. What a stress reliever."
Ramona: "Pervert."
Chuckling from that, she stands up as she reaches out to his hand.
Ramona: "Let's go before your friends start to miss you."
Ramona goes to grab your hand, lifting you to stand, before holding both of your hands while looking at you silently.
Y/N: "What's wrong? Is there... something on my face?"
Ramona: "Chuckles... Yeah, a dick slapping you in the face and asking for permission to enter your mouth."
Y/N: "That is so gay, but I love it... Er- The joke I mean- Not the dick-"
Ramona: "Relax. I was just going to say something profound."
Y/N: "Ooh, sounds fun."
Ramona chuckles.
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Ramona: "Choosing yourself is never selfish—it's an act of courage and kindness... Your worth is not defined by others, but by the love you give yourself. Your worth is not decided by your doubts but by the kindness you carry inside... Sometimes the most beautiful parts of ourselves are those we overlook. Something like that? I don't know... I just-- Don't think for even a second that you're not worth loving... And you're someone who is just all too good for this world... You're awesome for being yourself, and that's already enough for all of us who care about you... Every act of love, no matter how small, transforms the world... Just like how you transform others to be the better version or try to be while they're at it."
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Ramona smiles at you as she grabs her small bag and slings it over her shoulder before walking away.
Y/N, seeing her off, notices her hips swaying so very... seductive.
Ramona looks back at you while still shaking her firm, delectable behind.
Damn...
Ramona: "See you later?"
Y/N: "U-Uh-- Yeah... Later."
Ramona giggles before activating the Subspace Doorway to go home.
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Julie: "Now I understand why you are like this. You're not dense. You're just a stupid idiot."
Y/N: "Is that right..."
Y/N doesn't turn around to look at her, which makes Julie frown at him before standing beside him.
Y/N: "You know, you're not really good at hiding, to be honest.
Julie: "Ghh! How'd you know?!"
Y/N: "Please, you're so eye-catching that you're too beautiful to not even be spotted."
Julie blushes at that comment.
Julie: "T-Thank you... I guess..."
Y/N: "You're welcome as always."
Julie: "Grr! You always tease me whenever it's just us two!"
Y/N: "Yeah, but I bet you like that, don't you?"
Julie: "Er... Not saying that I don't... I just..."
Looking at Julie's stature and red tomato face, it almost feels like she's going to explode.
Chuckling at that, Y/N apologizes.
Y/N: "Sorry for teasing you again, it was just too good to pass off."
Julie: "Yeah, yeah, I've heard it all before... Not that I really hate it."
Y/N: "Hmm? What's that?"
Julie: "Nothing for you to know!"
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All is quiet despite the raging crowd making noises all around.
Julie: "Hey..."
Julie: "I kinda heard you both talked and do... that."
Y/N: "Yeah, I'm kinda embarrassed about it... It was kind of the spur of the moment."
Julie: "Oh, don't worry, it was so hot to see you guys go at it."
Y/N: "Sweatdrops... Aren't you going to be mad about it?"
Julie: "And why is that? I already told you that I like seeing you guys go at it."
Y/N: "You're a freak of nature, Julie."
Julie: "Only in bed.~"
Y/N: "Hahaha..."
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Julie walks to his face and stands with a smug expression on her face, making Y/N confused about what's about to happen.
Julie: "If you need something or anything at all... You can come to my place to hang out sometime, and no, it's not a way for me to get my way with you. I mean it. We can just talk about things to... You know... Personal stuff. To let it all out, of course! Like me as your Therapist! Wait-- no. I heard you don't like them because they're the rapist. I don't really know. I'm just making up sh*t to get rid of this awkward silence."
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Y/N: "I'd like that, thank you very much, Julie.'
Y/N smiles at Julie, giving her the brunt of the attack, and explains why the ladies are so down bad for him.
It's nothing impressive...
But... just looking at that damn expression on his face...!
It makes me feel like I'm...
Ah shit! No words can fucking describe this! How am I supposed to-!
Fuck! You look so damn hot!
Why do you look so damn hot?!
It's not like I haven't seen you like this before!
Before, it was with our friends hanging out.
But now it's just us two alone...
It feels special... To me, at least.
You're so fucking weird, y'know that?
Like you're so out of place that you don't even belong here...
And yet... You do.
I changed how I talked because of you.
I wasn't always this piss poof kind.
I was crude, and yet you take it like it's a common occurrence.
You don't even look at people with an intention.
You just go with it and let it flow.
I've seen all these good things that you do for others.
I've seen you sacrifice yourself for the benefit of others.
I've seen you do things that even people wouldn't normally do.
You do things that no one else could.
Yet why...
Why...
Why do you always reject all the things that have been given to you...?
It's frustrating...!
Frustrating enough that no one could rebuke what you've done to us...!
You're modest.
You're thoughtful.
You're compassionate.
You're everything a girl ever wants in her goddamn life!
Yet why...
Why does your smile look so out of place...?
Like... As if you're thinking that you don't even...
...Deserve it?
(CHANGE SCENE!)
After walking for hours to reach Rockit, Todd Ingram finally sighs in relief and enters the place.
Todd: 'Before I go and try to find this guy, I'm gonna have to go get refreshed for a bit by the bar. It won't hurt to hydrate for a bit.'
Walking towards the refreshments, he buys 3 of his favorite drinks: WonderMelon, AlmondyMilkMe, and WhiteCoffeeIsNotBeingRacist.
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Putting 3 drinks on an empty table, he silently sits down before drinking at his own pace.
Watching the people go by his way, not knowing that he is Todd Ingram himself.
That doesn't hurt me, but at least try to recognize me.
Todd Ingram thought to himself before hearing a ruckus 3 tables away from him.
Neil: "I told you, Knives! If a man gets smacked by his butt, that means they dig him!"
Knives: "And I told you for the last time- THAT WAS A GUY THAT SMACKED YOU WHILE WINKING AT YOU LIKE A CREEP! Plus...! You already have me...!"
Stephen: "That also does not excuse that guy making out with me while you guys just watched... I didn't mind it, to be honest. He even gave me his number."
Neil: "Kim, back me up here! That 'guy' that they keep describing is actually a woman, right?!"
Kim: "..."
Neil: "Uhh... Earth to Kim Pine? Hello?"
Kim: "..."
Neil: "Ominous... Finally... I can get back at you over all those teasing that you've done in the p-ACshkT!"
Kim:

(SHAW! Love this game so much. But Hollow Knight is better.)
Kim: "How about you go back to suckling up at your new girlfriend's tits before I break your precious stick?"
Stephen: "Kim, let him go now, he looks like he's about to turn blue."
Neil: "I'm blue Da ba dee da ba di Da ba dee da ba di Da ba dee da ba di."
Letting his throat go, Neil immediately jumps into Knive's arms.
Neil: "Knifey wifey~ Kimmy Piney is bullying me again~"
Knives: "Oh, you big oaf, it was just some heart-warming act of kindness from our dear friend."
Neil: "By choking me to death?!"
Knives: "You know what they say? Tough love!"
Neil: "Like hell I want that kind of love, the kind of love that I want is coming from you~."
Pecking her with kisses all over her face, Knives blushes and giggles from the sudden attack!
Knives: "Babe! Stop! Giggle!"
Neil: "Never! MuWAH! MWAH! MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOWAHHHHH!"
Kim, seeing both of her bandmates get all lovey-dovey to each other, makes her mood go even more sour.
Stephen, seeing her like this, finally questions her.
Stephen: "What's gotten into you lately? You're not usually this... sour."
Kim glances at Stephen before looking away, grumbling.
Kim: "Tch...! I'm just waiting for that idiot. He's been gone for too long."
Stephen: "Now that you mentioned it... Where is Boss anyway? Usually, he'd be here chanting our band name and cheer so loudly that he'd get hit in the noggin for being so loud... Hehe."
Footsteps can be heard going to their table. Kim is looking at the sudden arrival of a person.
Maybe they're a fan wanting their signatures.
Kim: "Hey, buddy, signing of signatures is already done an hour ago, so you'd best get going now."
...
Todd: "Oh, I'm not here for your piss poor ass handwriting..."
He sits at the opposite side of their table.
As he does so, his eyes glow, and his hair starts to rise in the air as he powers up his Vegan powers slowly.
Seeing this made everyone on Sex Bomb-Omb tense.
Todd puts his foot down on their table, arrogantly so.
Todd: "I'm here for Y/N L/N... Where is he, by the way?"
(CHANGE SCENE!)
Ramona: "I wonder what I should have for some late-night snacks..."
Walking through the snowy area, she contemplates what she wants to eat before spotting a person standing 3 feet away from her wearing their ninja outfit.
Ramona: "Uhh... Hello?"
The person stares at Ramona for quite a bit before lowering the hood on their head.
Ramona widens her eyes as she quietly gasps.
Ramona: "...Roxanne?"
Roxie: "Hey."
Ramona: "So uhh... How have you been?"
Roxie: "Cut the crap, Flowers. You know why I'm here..."
Flicking her right wrist, an oni mask appears as she wears it, signaling that she's serious.
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Roxie: "I'm here to fucking kill you."
Ramona: "Ah, shit."
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(CHANGE SCENE!)
Wallace: "Hahaha... I fucking knew it..."
Wallace: "I got stood up... Sigh... I literally called it when I saw that guy hammering me with his stupid ass compliments..."
Wallace checks his phone to look at that asshole's comments before gripping the phone tightly as he quietly curses.
Wallace: "Fuck..."
Standing up from his table, he quietly walks away before paying for the wine that he bought at the counter.
Wallace: "Thanks for the patronage, my good fellow nigge-"
Dominique: "Yeah, yeah, just hold on from saying the N-Word. You're gonna need it later on."

(Dominique)
Wallace: "I'll be happy to oblige! Hahaha!"
...
Wallace finally goes towards the exit 'happily' before getting halted by Dominique.
Dominique: "Before you go..."
...
Dominique: "Honey, are you doing okay?"
Wallace: "..."
Dominique: "Because you don't look so... well with that kind of face that you're making."
Wallace smiles before looking Dominique's way.
Wallace: "Yeah, I'm fine, don't worry."
Wallace: "I've already been stood up 106 times, what's another one gonna do to me?"
Dominique quietly acknowledges that information, nodding, before opening up the cash register and giving back the money to Wallace that he gave to her.
Wallace: "W-What is this? But I can't-"
Dominique: "Just take it, hun. I don't do this very much... but... if I see that a person is trying to get by with that fake 'smile' of theirs...? I'd get my sorry ass beaten with guilt forever."
Dominique: "It's... Smile... the least I could do for one heartbroken person to another."
Wallace: "...Thank you."
Dominique: "You're welcome... and you're welcome anytime to hang out in this place when you have nowhere to go. That's a promise."
...
Wallace: "You remind me so much of my best friend, Dominique. I'd guarantee that you'll love him."
Dominique: "Oh, yeah? What's his name?"
Wallace: "His name's Y/N."
...
...
...
Dominique: "Y'know him?! Y/N?! AS IN Y/N L/N?!"
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(CHANGE SCENE!)
Seeing a fight that is about to happen, the people move out of the way, clear the area, and spectate this spectacular moment and record it with their phones.
This Person: "This is going to be so epic."
That Person: "Man, I wonder why this is happening."
The Dying Crippled: "Augh.... Augh... Augh..."
The Funny: "Is anybody here a doctor?"
Doctor: "I am!"
Funny: "Well, you're a nerd!"
The Funny and The Dying Crippled high five.
Horny Person: "Holy shit, this is so boring, let's have sex, like, right now!"
"Yes" Person: "Sure."
Random Person: "Yo, what happened to the security? Shouldn't they be stopping this?
Random Person #67: "Oh, dude, they're outside. Look, they got drunk and just got wasted."
Injured Security Person: "MY LEG!"
LIGHTS!
Random Person: "Bro... They're not drunk! They're dying from the beating they received from that guy, you dumbass!"
CAMERA!
Random Person #67: "Oh... 67-!"
ACTION!
Before Todd speaks again, Kim thrusts a lightning-fast kick towards him, and he catches it with his right hand.
Kim: "I don't know what your agenda is, bucko! But I ain't letting you stand here thinking you own the damn place! And what do you want with him anyway?!"
Seeing this, Neil goes under the table trying to execute a heavy uppercut, before getting backhanded easily by Todd.
Getting hit by a heavy-hitting backhand by Todd, Neil gets launched towards their table before getting caught by Knives' arms.
Knives: "Neil!"
As Stephen watches, he speeds up and blitzes towards Todd's stomach, performing an elbow strike.
...
It's not very effective.
...
Seeing this, Todd punches Stephen to the ground before grabbing him by his hair and throwing him towards Kim.
Stephen: "Ghhk! AAHHHH!"
Kim sees this and catches Stephen before spotting Todd nearby.
Her eyes widen as Todd prepares to launch his attack; he launches a devastating combo at Kim and Stephen.
Kim hastily throws Stephen away before receiving Todd's Special Move: Endless Beatdown.

Kim: "KuHUAH!"
Knives try to sneak-attack Todd before getting the same treatment as well.
Neil slowly lifts his head, aching in pain, and sees Knives getting crushed by Todd's hand, trying to reach out to Neil before getting thrown away like trash.
Knives: "AAaaaAAAaHHhh!!!"
Neil: "Knives!"
Neil intercepts and catches her before cradling her in his arms, relief surging through him.
Neil: "You're okay, you're okay."
Knives: "...Cough... Ah, shit. Nice catch."
Neil: "Just shut up and don't talk, you're already hurt enough as it is."
Kim: "GA-! AAAAAAAAAHHHHH!!!"
Stephen: "Kim!"
Neil and Knives turn their heads to see Kim's right arm twisted wrongfully.
Knives: "Kim!"
Neil: "Shit...!"
Todd: "Now I'll ask you folks nicely one last time..."
Gripping Kim's head with his right hand as he grips her head even more tightly.
Kim: "AAAAAAAHHHH!!!"
...
...
...
Todd: "Where is he?"
ㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤ
(CHANGE SCENE!)
Ramona: "What? Whoa!"
Slashing her katana, Roxie misses but goes to slash Ramona multiple times, leaving no space to dodge.
Ramona: "Can we just stop this and talk like adults?!"
Ramona crosses her arms to block most of the slashes that are fatal before getting cut all over.
Ramona: "Khh!"
Roxie: "What's wrong? Already done? WE'RE JUST GETTING STARTED!"
ㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤ
(CHANGE SCENE!)
As Y/N and Julie have their moment, it is immediately ruined by the loud noise caused by the perpetrator.
Y/N: "What was that?"
Julie: "Whoever is making those noises... is gonna get a whole lot of pain."
While Y/N is concerned about what was happening, oblivious to the fact that Julie is emanating a dangerous vibe and wishing to end someone's life for ruining this moment of hers and Y/N's.
Julie: "I'm gonna kill you. I'm gonna kill you. I'm gonna kill you. I'm gonna kill you. I'm gonna kill you. I'm gonna kill you. I'm gonna kill you. I'm gonna kill you. I'm gonna kill you. I'm gonna kill you. I'm gonna kill you. I'm gonna kill you. I'm gonna kill you. I'm gonna kill you. I'm gonna kill you. I'm gonna kill you. I'm gonna kill you. I'm gonna kill you."
Y/N: "Let's go check it out."
As Y/N grabs Julie's hand and runs towards the ruckus, she snaps out of her trance and gives him the heart eyes, blushing at the touch that she was given.
Julie: "F**k~... You look so f**cking hot right now with that serious face of yours.~"
Y/N: "Oh-uh... Thank you."
Reaching their destination, it's a mess.
As soon as Y/N gets into the room, he searches where Kim before spotting her being choked by some guy.
Her face needing for air, her hands scratching the man before her, her legs kicking to at least make the man groan in pain. All for naught, you could say.
...
Y/N didn't like that very much.
...
Y/N: "Oi."
Hearing a new voice, Todd turns around to look at his new "victim".
Todd: "Ah... If it isn't the MAN of the hour. What took you so long? Catch!"
Todd grins as he throws Kim aside, and Y/N catches her in the nick of time.
Y/N: "Shit...! Kim, you good?"
Kim: "I've been... through worse... Cough! Cough! Cough!"
Holding Kim in his arms, he puts her beside their friends.
Y/N: "Take care of her, guys, she's in bad shape."
Julie: "Well, no shit, dumbass, we see that."
Y/N: "Smile... Thank you, Julie."
Julie blushes before looking away like a tsundere.
Julie: "Yeah, yeah, just go kick his ass already."
Y/N smiles at her before walking towards Todd Ingram.
...
Y/N stares at Todd as he clenches both his teeth and his hands.
Infuriating...
Todd: "Oh~... I see now~... You were making out with that woman right there before I was beating the shit out of your friends, weren't you?"
Seeing the man point at her, Julie scowls, before Y/N starts to cut the crap and be blunt with it.
Y/N: "Just shut up and let's get straight to it."
Todd raises his eyebrows with amusement before chuckling.
Todd: "Right, right.... I just wanted to taste the appetizers first before going for the main course~."
Todd: "Now, there's no need to hold back..."
Todd powers up as he slowly levitates on the ground.
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Todd Ingram
VS.
Y/N L/N
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LADIES AND GENTLEMEN!
IT'S... SHOWTIME!!!
↑
(If anyone can guess where this is, I'll give you a sneak peek :D)
(Guess it right and I'll give it right away.)
(Y/N's P.O.V)
Todd: "Let's take this outside."
You son of a bitch...!
Y/N: "Tch...!"
Running towards the man who hurt his friends, he readies his right hand before noticing he's...
I'm floating...?
Y/N: "Whoa...!"
Todd: "You're so easy to read. I wonder how you even managed to beat Matthew himself..."
As Todd swipes his hand, the crowd scatters and scrambles away as Y/N gets launched and breaks through the wall, resulting in him getting thrown outside.
Y/N: "KAGHK!!!"
Shit!
Shit!
Shit!
My back hurts...!
Exhale...! Okay, he has telekinesis. Which means I can't just go ahead and rush him.
How am I even supposed to get close to him?!
Todd: "Too slow."
Todd punches Y/N's gut, making him gasp in pain before getting launched with Todd's telekinesis.
Landing on the snowy street, he grasps his chest to breathe calmly.
Inhale...!
Exhale...!
Inhale...!
Exhale...!
Fuck...! He hurts like a truck!
Are people just seriously this fucking strong nowadays?!
I can't even get a close shot on getting close to him...!
It's not even a fucking debate; he can absolutely kick my fucking ass!
I need to move...!
MOVE...!
Y/N tries to get up while his bones ache from pain.
Gritting his teeth, he manages to stand up.
Todd: "Oh? You're still standing? Impressive!"
Shit! His hand is getting close!
Todd: "No, seriously, it's actually impressive that you can still stand up, because now I'm gonna make sure you wish you didn't."
Dodging barely to the side, a massive crater appears that looks like a handprint.
Todd: "Oh~? You can finally dodge~? Now the fun begins~."
Fuck!
Running barely with the pain aching him, he dodges, blocks (even if it hurts), and weaves most of Todd's attacks.
Come on, think!
He's usually doing psychic attacks or using his hands to knock me down.
Todd punches with his right hand.
BLOCKED!
For some reason, this guy is just fucking busted.
Todd kicks with his vegan powers, enhancing the impact.
DODGED!
If he can use telekinesis on me, he could've done it the moment we started this and ended it right now.
Todd charges a vegan blast from his hands.
WEAVED!
Isn't there something that I can do?!
Fuck, I wish I could just lie down all day on the ground and cool down...!
...
...
...
Wait a minute...
ㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤ
Todd: "You're so boring. I might as well just end it right here."
Oh fuck-
Suddenly-
His arm mutates into various machinery and fleshy growths while firing a blue psychic energy blast.

(I'm so fucking shit at this game 😭)
Holy shit..
HOLY SHIT!
Thinking fast, you jump over to the side, dodging the attack completely.
But Todd didn't like that!
Todd: "Oh, no! YOU! DON'T!"
Grasping his disgusting, disfigured hand, he tries to hit it back at you whilst it is still active!
Y/N: "You've gotta be kidding-!"
BOOM!
Y/N: "Whoa!"
BOOM!
BOOM!
Y/N: "Fucking...! Shit-!"
BOOM!
BOOM!
Y/N: "GAHH!"
Finally, one of them hits, grazing your right side.
Bleeding from the spot, you try to find a way to stop it.
But Todd wouldn't let that happen!
Todd: "Hah!"
Lifting you in the air once again, he tries to finish you here and now.
Ghk! Shit!
Okay, Y/N! It's gamble or nothing!
Y/N: "GRrrrrrrrrrRRRRRAaaaaaAaaAhhhhhHhhhhhh!!!"
Break!
It seems that you've finally freed yourself from Todd's telekinesis.
But Todd didn't like that very much!
Todd: "How the fuck did you break out from that?! That was supposed to be a guaranteed win right there...! Answer me!"
Y/N: "Heh... Please! Every attack that I've seen always has a flaw...! I've just been studying yours since I first experienced it..."
Todd: "How?!"
Flashing Back 3 minutes ago!
Come on, think!
He's usually doing psychic attacks or using his hands to knock me down.
Todd punches with his right hand.
BLOCKED!
For some reason, this guy is just fucking busted.
Todd kicks with his vegan powers, enhancing the impact.
DODGED!
If he can use telekinesis on me, he could've done it the moment we started this and ended it right now.
Todd charges a vegan blast from his hands.
WEAVED!
Isn't there something that I can do?!
Fuck, I wish I could just lie down all day on the ground and cool down...!
...
...
...
Wait a minute...
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END OF DISCUSSION!
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Y/N: "You gotta wait every time you attack, right?!"
Todd: "Tsk! How'd you figure it out?"
Y/N: "Hah! Easy, you always take your time even when you had the chance to end it like a game ."
Clenching his right bloody fist, he sports a determined smile that irks Todd more than ever.
Y/N: "And like a game- This fight ain't over yet! I'll continue and continue until your HP depletes!"
Todd: "You son of a bitch...!
Todd somehow gets in front of your face and launches a lightning attack coursing through him.
You dodge it just in time!
Making Todd even angrier!
Y/N: "Now that I have finally gotten the hang of you... I think it's time we finish this!"
Todd: "Funny... I was going to say the same thing."
Y/N: "You wanna know something, you freak of nature?"
Todd: "Just say it..."
Y/N: "...It's not that I'm not gonna beat you as someone strong..."
Y/N: "IT'S A CERTAIN FACT THAT I'M GONNA BEAT YOU AS THE WEAKEST ONE!!!"
Todd: "BRING IT!"
ㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤ
(CHANGE SCENE!)
Ramona opens up her small bag to equip her bat to block the incoming slashes raining down on her.
CLING!
CLANK!
TING!
TING!
TING!
Getting frustrated with all the blocking from Ramona, she yells at her.
Roxie: "You fucking minx! Why won't you fight back?!"
Ramona: "It wouldn't even make any difference! There's no end to this if you just let me-"
Roxie: "I DON'T CARE!!!"
Having had enough of this farce, Roxie jumps back before performing hand signals.
Hitsuji/Ram
(Left thumb on top, hands together vertically)
Mi/Snake
(Left thumb on the outside, hands together)
Tora/Tiger
(Both thumbs straight up, hands together)
Roxie: "Shadow Clone Jutsu...!"
Summoning 4 Clones of herself, they appear out of thin air as smoke covers in and out of them.
Roxie: "I hope you can at least survive this, you fucking traitor..."
QUICK! THINK FAST!
As Ramona prepares herself for an onslaught, the 4 clones rush towards her.
The first clone disarms Ramona from her bat and tries to lunge at her.
Ramona directs the clone to the right, making them unbalanced and trip to the ground, kicking them in the face.
The second clone goes for the opportunity.
Before getting side-kicked to the left as Ramona goes to handle the third clone.
The third runs before slide-crouching towards Ramona.
Spinning with immaculate mobility before getting dogged on with a double kick to their gut.
The first clone gets back up again to kick Ramona in the back.
Before Ramona slides to the right and shoves them away as the fourth clone comes in to join.
The fourth clone and Ramona exchange hands before Ramona gets left hooked to the face.
The clone follows up with a right uppercut as Ramona blocks it in time.
Trying to finish this, the fourth clone tries to high kick Ramona before she goes to block the attack with her other leg.
Getting the clone sent down to the ground with a roundhouse kick to the face.
Ramona sees the third clone closing in and feints the shit out of the clone, bodied by one and more of Ramona's punches.
Ramona drops and kneels on the ground, catching her breath, but that doesn't last long.
The situation for Ramona is now dire.
In the front, we have the first clone closing in on her, gripping their fists with vigor and eagerness, running towards her as we speak.
At the back of Ramona, the second clone is standing back up again before rushing to her once more, anger and fury in its eyes.
As both clones get closer to Ramona, the three immediately exchange blows for blows with each other, with Ramona not realizing one thing she didn't account for.
She was distracted.
Without her noticing, Roxanne finally comes out of nowhere, dashes towards Ramona, and pre-slashes Ramona four times.
Roxie: "Too easy."
As soon as she inserts her katana into her scabbard -
SLASH!
SLASH!
SLASH!
SLASH!
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(CHANGE SCENE!)
1:00
Y/N goes for the double Whopper combo.
Left!
Right!
Left!
Right!
Todd weaves all of them as he grins with a plan in mind.
0:50
The first exchange commences as one lands a one-hit to the other.
The other retaliates, the other proceeds.
Fists colliding to their faces, both combatants neither backing down from the pain coursing through them.
0:40
One kicks, the other kicks harder.
Y/N: RAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!"
Todd: "RAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!"
0:30
Y/N: "His cooldown is almost up! I need to finish this before he- KURGHK!"
Teleporting out of nowhere, Todd-
Todd: "CHOKE SLAM!!!"
Y/N: "GAAAAAHHHHHKKKK!!"
A crack can be heard in one of many Y/N's bones.
The Chokeslam is a move that involves lifting your opponent and slamming them back down onto the ground, often landing on their back or neck. This move can cause significant pain and discomfort to the opponent and has been known to cause spinal injuries if not treated immediately.
Y/N: "HaGhK! F-Fuck!!!"
Todd laughs at the revelation.
Todd: "Hahaha! I can't believe I've been so stupid!"
Todd: "I've been thinking so much that I thought you were going to do something special...!"
...
Todd: "Turns out, you're just a natural born liar."
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No lemons for now, it's in the next chapter, huhu~