"What in the actual is that?" All of the people on the street said simultaneously. Their baffled mouths open wide at the sight before them.
The source of their shock?
It was a young man.
A young mag wearing sunglasses, wearing a blue coat, sitting on a white Plastic chair.
You probably thought, 'What? That's it?'
Well apparently not. Kenji was levitating off the ground while still on the plastic chair. Truly a sight worthy of Vergil Sparda.
"Isn't he that guy?" A bystander said.
"Which guy?" Another one replied.
"Y'know, the guy who was crying his eyes out at Haru Urara's retirement race."
"Oh yeah him. He even sang a song, what was it... "Little Horsey" right? The whole crown joined in his little stunt. It was peak."
"True, now he's back... And this time aura farming?" The conversation was heard from start to finish by Kenji, thanks to his enhanced stats, virtue to Vergil.
"Cuz she's a little horsey running around~ She's a little horsey out of the town~ You will never find her, wearing a frown! Cuz she's a little horsey running around." Kenji sang softly, his eyes nearly tearing up, but he shan't, lest his Aura drop.
He returned back to his penthouse, aura farming all the way till he entered.
First order of business: Doomscrolling.
Kenji got off his chair and plopped down on his bed, with skillful precision, honed by years upon years of being a phone addict.
He opened his phone, typed in his password, ignored all the notifications and opened Instagram.
First reel, a familiar tone from a familiar song.
"6 7!" Kenji said aloud, if anybody else had heard him, all of his accumulated aura would have disappeared. Banning him from the Aura Farming Tournament of Power.
Truly a disgrace to the Sparda bloodline.
—★—
After a few hours of Doomscrolling, Kenji locked in and checked the group chat.
There wasn't much Buzz since everybody was doing their thing. So Kenji decided to revive it.
[Doomscroller (Admin): So fellas... What did you all get from the starter pack?]
The members who were all surprisingly online except for one answered.
[Water Is Good: Kekeke, you won't believe what I got. For my OP Skill I got a magic that let's me create anything my mind can think of, as for the starter pack... It was just a bunch of convenient skills, one of them being [Sound Amplification] for some reason...]
Kenji felt as if it was a suitable start for Lloyd, seeing as he was a creation type of guy rather than combat.
[Kim Zombie: I didn't get much. For the OP Skill I was given [Shadow Monarch], It's a fragment of power, or something like that as said by it's descriptions. And from the starter pack I got [Mental Fortitude] as another skill and an egg.]
Kenji was pleasantly surprised. "Shadow Monarch? As in Sung Jin-Woo type shit? But didn't Gong-Ja already have a similar skill..? Eh more power for him I guess."
[Doomscroller (Admin): Good shit fellas, those skills complement you. Now moving on... What about you go next Frieren?]
[Racist Elf Hag: I received something called the [The Third Magic] and a gremoire that generates a random magic spell everyday hehe.]
"Holy peak. So Frieren is both spiritually Immortal and has infinite mana now? Now that's overpowered, it's practically perfect for her." A smile formed on Kenji's face, the prospect of a powerful ally will always get him going.
[Bone Baddy: I'll state mine next. [Space Manipulation] and [Shapeshifting] have been added to my Arsenal. The Shapeshifting skill will prove to be useful Kuhahaha!]
Kenji knew Ainz was about to use with that skill for some freaky shiy. But he just couldn't prove it yet...
[Doomscroller (Admin): I know what kind of man you are..]
[Bone Daddy: Whatever mean, my friend?]
[Doomscroller (Admin): Probably smirking behind that screen aren't you, bag of bones.]
[Not A Bad Slime: Uh... Is it me next?]
[Doomscroller (Admin): Yes, do go on Rimuru. Please don't mind us.]
[Not A Bad Slime: Alrighty then... I got a skill called [Run That Back] Essentially it's a skill that manipulates the law of causality to make everything that could, of is happening wrong to be right... Pretty insane skill, and as for the starter pack I only got 2 things. A [Hero Seed] and a [Demon Seed]. Still don't understand what they are.]
Kenji paused for a moment reading Rimuru's message.
"Damn... The busted slime has become more busted.. Honestly, I don't have anything to say." Kenji merely shook his head.
[Doomscroller (Admin): Aside from Cappie, we've seen what everybody has gotten. Umu, this GC is quite generous with the rewards.]
[Water Is Good: Oi, you haven't told us what you got yet.]
[Doomscroller (Admin): Oh? You're curious about my rewards? Fine, since I'm feeling humble I'll fill you in. It's not much really.]
[Doomscroller (Admin): Let's see... For my OP Skill, I got [Grail] it let's me wish for anything once a week. But of course it has a limit, it would be too overpowered otherwise. And for the starter pack, it wasn't much... A guaranteed Z-Tier Gacha Ticket... A chance to summon a companion... A skill card that gives me a certain pair of eyes that let me perceive the lines of death of nearly everything... A scabbard that makes me almost immortal... And a set of clothes that can turn transform into different clothes. Just these, not much at all. Kek]
[Water Is Good: HACKS I CALL FUCKING HACKS!]
[Not A Bad Slime: I don't know about you guys, but I think the Group Chat is slightly biased for the admin. It might just be me though..]
[Bone Daddy: Damn.]
Kenji smirked, the length of his nose increasing by the second.
As he was relishing in the reaction of his fellow group mates, he suddenly received a message from a special someone.
[Cappie sent you a DM]
[Cappie: Hey player~ I got a question. This group chat thing let's it so that you can visit other worlds right? Then does that mean you can visit mine too?]
[Doomscroller: Yeppers, it's one of the GC's main functions, why do you ask?]
[Cappie: Then can you visit me?~ Like, right now?]
"Oh?" Kenji raised a brow with an amused expression.
'Is this what I think it is?'
[Doomscroller: Say less. Be there in a jiffy.]
[Cappie: Yay!~ Don't make me wait long, my player.]
Kenji knew he wasn't gonna be there for a fun time.
"Fuck it, we ball. Time to be a hero."
——[Chapter End]——
A/N: Pretty short chapter, but expect more updates. Why? Because I made a deal with a little someone named Burger, in exchange for updating his fics. I gotta focus on mine for 2 months.
Go glaze him.