Why do you two get so excited when talking about gossip?
Yamabuki sighed and shook his head.
"I just want to ask a girl to do something, but her attitude is very resistant. What do young girls generally like? Can you two recommend something to me?" asked Yamabuki.
Shihōin Chika held his chin with his hands, thinking hard.
"Brother, this question involves my blind spot in knowledge. When I was in love, girls always came to me actively, and I never tried to please other girls intentionally. Alas, being too popular is not a good thing. I lost a lot of happiness." Shihōin Chika sighed.
Yamabuki wanted to rush over and strangle him to death.
Is this the legendary top-level Versailles?
Born into one of the five great noble families, he is handsome, powerful, and gentle and easy-going. Except for those women with mental problems, ordinary girls can rarely escape the offensiveness of such a man, right?
Yamabuki could only focus his attention on Chiyo.
Chiyo thought for a moment and said, "If you say that ordinary girls like jewelry and flowers, right? After all, jewelry represents wealth, and flowers represent romance. Of course, this is not necessarily true. In fact, most girls like different things."
Jewelry and flowers?
How could these things possibly work against Zanpakutō spirits?
Moreover, Yamabuki vaguely felt that the reason why the Zanpakutō spirit was so resistant was not because he was not good to her, but because it seemed to be afraid of his Bankai.
Why would anyone be afraid of their own power?
When Yamabuki came to his senses, he found Chiyo looking at him with a smile.
"Instructor, the girl you are talking about couldn't be Captain Saito? Tsundere and with twin ponytails... no matter how you think about it, she's Captain Saito! I've long guessed that you two have a special relationship. I heard that she's even working for you? Could it be that you two have developed that kind of relationship?" Chiyo was trying her best to fantasize. The girl's imagination could already contain the entire galaxy.
"Stop right there. Saito is just an alien creature that looks like a girl. The role model girl in my mind should be gentle, considerate, graceful, and amiable like an older sister. How could it be that girl?" Yamabuki took a bite of the smoothie.
"Gentle and considerate? Graceful and generous? Isn't this talking about my sister? Could it be that there is something going on between you two... I should have thought of it a long time ago, your relationship must be special! Do I have to call you brother-in-law from now on? That... my sister's breasts... ahem, do they feel particularly good to the touch?" Chiyo covered her mouth with her hands in surprise.
Haha, if anyone tells me again that girls are innocent and pure, I will get angry with him and knock their heads open one by one. There are more dirty jokes inside them than boys.
"Don't let your imagination run wild!" Yamabuki was really fed up with this girl and kept poking her temple with the knuckle of his middle finger.
"Help, help, help! I was just saying it casually, why are you reacting so strongly?" Chiyo pouted unhappily.
"Then let me change the question. According to normal thinking, what is a girl most afraid of?" Yamabuki always felt that his Zanpakutō spirit seemed to be afraid of something.
What are you most afraid of?
Shihōin Chika and Chiyo looked at each other.
"There are so many things to be afraid of! Rats, centipedes, spiders, and cockroaches—aren't girls afraid of these things?" asked Shihōin Chika.
"That's not certain! Maybe in the future your Shihōin family will have a young lady who is like a wild cat, specializing in catching mice, centipedes, spiders, and cockroaches!" said Yamabuki.
"Impossible! Absolutely impossible! If my daughter or granddaughter were to do that, did you see it?" Shihōin Chika took off her shoes and said, "I would smear the soles of my shoes on her face! Let her know why the flowers are so red!"
"You said it! Chiyo, you have to testify for me. If your granddaughter behaves like a wildcat in the future, I'll wait for you to smear her face with your shoe soles!" Yamabuki looked as if his evil plan had succeeded, but then he thought, "These two bastards haven't answered his question yet!"
"Don't interrupt, keep talking. What are girls afraid of?" asked Yamabuki.
Chiyo whispered at this time: "I feel that what Captain Shihōin said is not correct. Isn't the most fearful thing for girls to feel insecure?"
Um?
The two grown men turned to look at Chiyo.
"Sense of security?" Yamabuki was even more confused. Why would she, a Zanpakutō spirit, lack a sense of security?
"Go on, under what circumstances would a girl feel insecure?" asked Yamabuki.
Chiyo rolled her eyes: "Need I say this? Of course it's when my husband has a mistress?"
Yamabuki gave a helpless bitter laugh. What the hell was going on here? Zanpakutō spirits were not even considered human beings, so how could there be a third party...
Oh shit!
Yamabuki suddenly stood up from his chair, as if he had thought of something very important.
After saving Rukia, Ichigo Kurosaki returned to the human world. Because he was afraid that the power of the Hollow would devour his body, he began to fear his own power.
Yamabuki thought of a very outrageous possibility.
Could it be that after I learn Bankai, the Zanpakutō spirit will have a completely different personality?
Will this personality control the Zanpakutō instead of the original Zanpakutō spirit?
If my guess is correct, then it can completely explain why the Zanpakutō spirit refused to hand over the Bankai to me even at death.
Put yourself in their shoes.
There is a book of peerless martial arts in front of you, but if you practice it, you will definitely suffer from schizophrenia, and a split personality will occupy your current body. Will you practice this secret book in order to become invincible?
I guess most people would not agree.
After all, what is the purpose of being invincible? For money, power, beauty, and to protect your loved ones!
But after becoming invincible, even you are no longer yourself. What's the meaning of all this?
"I see. I have something to take care of, so I'll leave first. By the way, Chiyo, if your sister asks you who brought you out, don't say it was me." Yamabuki said.
Chiyo smiled mysteriously. How could he openly announce such a thing as skipping work?
Yamabuki hurried home and went into the basement.
Enter the state of sword Zen again.
After entering the world of mind images, Yamabuki saw the Zanpakutō spirit hiding behind the magic cube and quietly observing him.
"Okay! Okay! Stop hiding! That doesn't look like you at all." Yamabuki pulled out the Zanpakutō spirit.
The Zanpakutō spirit couldn't help but look elsewhere: "I've already told you, I can't possibly teach you Bankai!"
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