AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA, we see Lucas flying through the portal screaming at the top of his lungs and wondering what the hell is this. He was wondering this because as he was flying through the portal there was light flashing all around him supernovas exploding and black holes collapsing in on themselves. Lucas sees the end on the portal and is relieved as he exits out onto the other side.
Ugh he groans in pain as when he came out the portal he went face first into concrete. That hurt he says getting up and looking around. I guess this is hell but which hell exactly. He starts to look around noticing the crimson red sky and a moon the color of blood. Well all things considering this isn't as bad as it could have been he thought silently in his head. It's so loud and chaotic here as to be expected but I can't deal with this right now I need a drink. Do they have bars in hell?
Well whatever the case it wouldn't hurt to try and find one. I look around and see a bunch of "people" killing each other. As I walk down the sidewalk I see out of the corner of my eye what looks to be a bar. Finally I say as I go inside. The first thing I notice is the smell, the smell of wet mold and hard liqueur which strangely makes me feel right at home. I look at the table where the bartender is standing at and take a seat in front of him. 5 shots of vodka please, you can put it on his tab I say looking at a random sinner.
He gives me a funny look but goes back to get the alcohol as I release a sigh of relieve as he does so and are glad that he didn't ask any questions. I wait for a moment before he comes back with the shots I ordered and he places them right in front of me. I give him a nod of thanks and he walks away. I start drinking and are on my third shot feeling pretty tipsy when I look at the Tv sitting in the top right corner of the bar with the news playing and I decide to watch it.
He sees this white sinner lady with blonde hair and red eyes who says that her name is Katie killjoy and that she has a guest on with her today named Charlie Morningstar. I swear I've heard that name before but where Lucas thinks as he sees Charlie walk into the camera frame and his eyes widen. Oh shiiiit that's where I heard that name before well all things considering this could have been a lot worse.
I guess I'm in the world of Hazbin Hotel not horrible but not great, at least I have a bit before the next extermination Lucas thinks in his head as he drinks his last shot of vodka and notices that it burns a bit more than usual and in fact it's getting worse as he coughs (cough cough cough.) It's like fire is going down his throat as the intense sensation of being burned alive spreads throughout his body. His skin melting muscles tightening and getting shorter and shorter until they snap as he screams in pain until nothing remains but a burning skeleton.