"Mom, there's something I want to talk to you about..."
"Na... nani? Have I been found out..."
"Found out about what?" Before Ise Yu Yuzhijin could even open her mouth, her mom's bizarre words caught her attention.
"About our plan to swap you with Kaori..." said Ise Yu Yuka, in her role as a mother, with a sigh, "Ever since I met Kaori the last time, I just can't forget her. So I discussed it with your dad and thought maybe we could negotiate with Kaori's parents to swap you, with some extra money of course, to get her as a daughter..."
"Hey hey! Mom, that's too much! I haven't even envied someone else's mom, and you're already disgusted by me! I guess I really am just adopted by you!"
"Alright, alright, I'm just joking. Do you think we can swap whenever we want?"
"If I were Kaori's mom, I wouldn't even consider it for a billion yen, okay."
"???
"Okay, stop making that face, I was just joking around. Mommy still loves you... Now, what did you want to say?"
