Connor
When I went into the bathroom I found Edward naked as he stood in front of the vanity mirror. Shaving cream on his face as he carefully ran his razor along his face.
"You should leave it. Christmas is around the corner, you'd look good as Santa Clause," I snickered as I went to the toilet to take a piss.
"Christmas is in six months. You still angry about me calling you a troll," he laughed as he turned to look back at me. "What an attractive sight. Watching my fiancé taking the longest piss in humanity."
"Excuse me but it's been a while," I chuckled as I finished up and grabbed a tissue. "What a sight it is to see my fiancé naked."
"Don't do that," he groaned as he turned back around. "My dick must be affected by the hangover because it's ridiculously limp."
"I can fix that," I walked over to him and very harshly spanked his arse.
"Very romantic," he laughed.
