Silence filled the air like winds in the night as our protagonist stared in disbelief looking at the most bizarre thing in the world: a person with a long nick.
John:aaaaaaa....
???:...…a human?
John: is there something wrong with my eye or I'm dreaming
John began to broach the stranger, but the stranger took a step back shocked by the man's fearless attitude John pinched her.
???: owh
John: so it's not a dream.
???: you're supposed to pinch yourself, you idiot.
John: oh aa a I'm sorry it's just that you don't see someone with a long neck every day how did you do that by the way?
???:….. you're not afraid of me.
John: should I?
???: no it's just usually when foreigners see youkai they tend to run away in fear.
John: what's a yokai?
???:huh
John: no wait I remember reading about it in some book let me remember mmmmmmmmmmmh.
John: oh I remember Yokai is a catchall Japanese word for ghosts, demons, monsters, shapeshifters, tricksters, and other kinds of supernatural beings and mysterious phenomena.
John:... wait A minute your monster?
???: well…
John: oh my god this is so cool I thought the supernatural was a myth but they are real.
???: you should leave human.
John: why?
???: Because if other yokai see you they will try to kill you humans aren't welcome here.
John: now that's racist.
???: leave.
John: wait.
???: what?
John: first of all I'm lost second of all what's your name third of all my name is John, John Booker.
???:....yori , Yori Yūreimoto.
John: well nice to meet you yori.
John: Hay tell you what how about I take you around Tokyo and you show me around and tell all that's is need to know about the place hey I even take you to dinner on me.
Yori: why would I go anywhere with you?
John: because am adorable have you seen my eyes you can't say to those bubby eyes.
Yori: aahahhhhhhh…..ha you'r funny sure I will go dinner with you.
John:(in English) [TITS FUCK YES!] OH sorry for my outburst though I still have one more question where the fuck am I.
Sometime later-
John: hey Onizuka
Onizuka: What? What is this?
Onizuka: Why am I a victim of Mucopia?
He said that while looking at a board
John: what the hell are you talking about?
John turned his head to see the most absurd thing he had ever seen in his entire life.
John: what the fuck is that?
Onizuka: What the hell is going on?
Onizuka: what is going on?
John: you know I would like to know that too.
???: You're a pig, Mr. Onizuka.
Out of nowhere a woman who looks like a teacher slapped Onizuka in the face
???: I never imagined that you had such a hobby!
???: I trusted you!
Onizuka: No, there is a misunderstanding!
Onizuka: This is not mine, I have never seen a wooden horse like this before.
Onizuka: Miss Fuyutsuki!
He said that while she ran away from him.
John: Trust me lady he likes to beat on a bunch of teenagers, not the other way around.
Onizuka: John you believe me right that's not me.
John: of course not you're not the type of guy who likes to get his ass beat on Sunday night.
Onizuka: Listen to me!
Onizuka: Look at this carefully in this picture here here! Do you see this scar?
Onizuka: I don't have that on my ass I swear
All the students around us weirdly looked at him.
John: ppffff hahaha yay I don't think that will work Onizuka.
Onizuka: Well, I'll show you the proof, here
John: what the fuck are your doing don't do that.
Onizuka: The scar's not there, right? Hey! Look, watch, right?
The female students start running away from him.
John: you do realize that those kids are not legal or is it different in Japan?
In the corner, John noticed 3 students laughing as if that was not suspicious at all.
Onizuka: Are you convinced?
John: PUT YOUR FUCKING PANTS ON!!!
In the teacher's room-
Onizuka: I swear I have never been on a wooden horse.
Another teacher: Don't worry everybody has their own hoppy.
John: don't worry buddy I'm a go and find out who's responsible for this so stay strong.
In the student's classroom-
Student1: Pathetic he's totally scared!
Student 2: We succeeded! It was a great success!
Student 1: Kikuchi is a genius and has a high level of professionalism!
Student 1: In all seriousness, it is possible to create a new life for him
Kikuchi: You idiot, life is not that easy
Student 3: If we keep it up, it won't last a month. It's like a joke.
Student 2: Let's force him to be fired quickly, like Miss Kahara.
Student 4: This is correct
Student 4: We'll leave school knowing that we don't need a goddamn teacher
Student 4: All stupid teachers should kill themselves.
John: wow and I thought I had issues but you take the cake.
Student 4: what?
Student 2: where?
Student 3: who goes there
John: up here idiots.
Student 4: what how who are you what are you doing here?
John jumped down from the selling into the disc in front of the girl.
John: I'm Batman
Student 4: wha…
John: alright listen up you wankers I heard and recorded everything you have said especially you Kikcchi
Kikcchi: uhhh…my name is kik...
John: you think you can run away from me huh boy
John: you are very talented I know some people from the CIA and the FBI who would love someone like you.
Suddenly Onizuka entered the classroom looking like Aman who works a minimum job in a broken economic country oh right that's a teacher's job.
When he turned his head to the board we could see a very disturbing picture
And to put more full to the fire Onizuka's face was priseless.
John: you know what Kikcchi I'm going to keep this I'm way too fucking cerise to know how this going to end.
Kikuchi: I thought you were his friend.
John: I know him like a week ago our relationship hasn't reached this level yet.
Onizuka: this...!
Onizuka:aaaaaaaaaaaa.
John: It seems he has lost his mind.
Students2:what is it?
Student1: did he lose his mind?
Onizuka: No no no! I can't stop it
John: he did lose his mind Onizuka came down it's just a photoshop it's not real.
Onizuka: No, no, could it be that there is definitely no solution!
John: his not listening to me is he?
Students: hahahahahahhahahahahah
All the students in the class laughed at him like the idiot he was also he ran out of the class while they still laughing at him.
Student 1: So stupid! Is he serious?
Student 2: He's too excited about the wrong thing.
John: Haha I was right this is hilarious.
John: why are you smiling dumbass you think you of the hook if you want to score a great job that buys well and saves the world then you need to stay at my good side for the next three years.
Kikuchi: why would I want that?
John: because like any other man I am powerful on my own terms but I also have very powerful friends so in an instant I can TURN YOUR LIFE INTO A LIVING HELL.
In an instant, the whole class felt a shiver down their spine as if they woke up from a dream so that they could see the cold reality that they were surrounded by fear and cruelty.
Some of them fainted from the tenting while others cried but John was focused on Kikuchi as his face looked pale as a ghost for the first time in his life he knew what fear truly was.
Kikuchi: un….understand mister.
John: see was that so hard that thing that you felt that's fear it tells us where is danger.
John: now if you excess me I have some misunderstanding I need to clear up.
In the hallway-
John: where the hell is Onizuka I've been looking for him, and there he is hey oni....what the hell are you wearing?
Onizuka: I want you to listen to me, even if it is for a short time Fuyutsuki: mister(Onizuka)
Onizuka: It's a misunderstanding. It's a misunderstanding
Onizuka: Look at me pure and innocent An angel like me would not engage in a depraved sexual act.
John: the first time I met you, you beat up a bunch of teenagers you are far from innocent or pure you're not fooling me.
Fuyutsuki: Are you trying to convince me of that?
John: no seriously what the hell are you wearing?
Onizuka: What, not this way?
Onizuka: These costumes are from the boy's and the girls' choir play.
Fuyutsuki: That's enough, I understand.
Onizuka: Then, do you believe me?
Fuyutsuki: I have no right to make it an issue It's your hobbies....
Onizuka: No, that's not the point, Miss Fuyutsuki.
Fuyutsuki: Why is that?
John: so my existence being ignored here cool.
Onizuka: Well, because…..
John:.....are you two blushing?
Fuyutsuki: How am I supposed to believe you after seeing such a picture?
Fuyutsuki: Excuse me!
John: wow you really suck at this.
Onizuka:miss fuyutsuki huuuuh
Around the corner we 4 kids laughing their ass off.
Students: hahahahahhahahaha
Student1: That guy is so stupid
Kikuchi: I found it.
Student: huh
Kikuchi: the next plan
The scene changes to the computer room it's now the afternoon and we can see 4 students playing around the computer.
Student2: You'll see, you bastard Onizka
Student 3: shhhh.
Without them knowing that another student is watching them and another man.
Student:...….
John: what are you looking at?
Student: !?!!!
John: shhhhhh now scram boy.
Without any second thought the student ran away from John as he kept listening to the others.
John: you little shits.
The next morning.
Our protagonist was in a cafe with Yuri john was telling her about what happened at school and it seems Yuri enjoyed the story.
John: and that's about it I better go check on him later.
Yuri: hahahahah….ha..ha…I don't know what to say about this but isn't that teacher Onizuka your friend why don't you tell him about the students?
John: because I'm not a snitch.
Yuri raised her eyebrows as if telling him seriously.
John: All alright maybe I find it amusing to see my friends suffer.
Yuri: you're a bad friend Mr. Booker.
John: who said I was a good one?
Both:hahaahaha
John: thank you again for taking this handsome idiot I was afraid to get lost again.
Yuri: an idiot yes handsome I don't think so.
John: alright ouch my pride.
Yuri: your big man you can take it.
John: getting shot is one thing but being insulted by a beautiful woman that on another level my male ego cannot withstand that.
Yuri: oh you think I'm beautiful.
John: well ...…..yes
Yuri: well thank you I think you're cute.
John: cute but not handsome my fragile male ego is crumbling slowly.
Yuri: haahhhaha.
John: well I for one enjoyed our time together so I'm going to ask you if you would like to have dinner with me.
Yuri: thank you but I can't I have chores at home that I need to take care of but maybe another time.
John: oh am that okay I think...….oh how about I came to your how to make the two of us dinner since you will be busy with chores I'm a great cook by the way.
Yuri: ha ha we hadn't even had our second date and you want to enter my home at the first.
John: well when you put it like that I'm a creep if that's what you felt I'm sorry please forget what I said.
Yuri: well I didn't say no.
John: Does that mean….
Yuri: I'll think about it.
John: YES…. I'm sorry I'm just excited.
Yuri: alright thank you for the Coffey see you later.
John: ya see you soon...….did I nailed this or was I terrible?
In the school-
John: Hay Onizuka you look like you have been run over by a bus why the long face?
Onizuka: oh it just….WHAT NOW?
He started to run to the board that was surrounded by student yelling.
Onizuka: Hey guys, wait! Don't look
Students: huh
Onizuka: Wait! Don't look until I see!
John: wait a minute isn't that the woman from yesterday
Onizuka: miss fuyutsuki
Onizuka: huh
John: dame I didn't know you were a player Onizuka proud of you.
Onizuka: What the hell?
Onizuka: I'm leaving the Love Hotel.
John: it seems like it ya.
Onizuka: Who the hell is this woman? Does anyone know?
John: your lover?
Onizuka: not helping.
Onizuka: hay miss fuyutsuki you know.....
Miss Fuyutsuki turned round to face Onizuka tears in her eyes as she slapped him in the face you could see the marked handprint.
John: ow that goanna leave a mark physically and mentally.
Fuyutsuki: Are you making fun of me? Is this what you mean?
John: hey Onizuka are you ok hey Onizuka do you hear me Onizuka?
Sometime later-
John and Onizuka are sitting on the rooftop john is trying to cheer up Onizuka that what happened wasn't his fault at all john notices that someone is trying to sneak up from behind them while holding a camera.
Onizuka: Damn, I wonder if I have a separate personality.
John: what do you mean?
Onizuka: I may be doing these things without knowing it.
John: no I don't think so
Onizuka: how do you know?
John: I have my Reasons.
Onizuka: I wonder if my soul left my body without knowing me... Wouldn't that be nice?
John: I don't know what you thought, but I find it very uncomfortable.
Onizuka: I shouldn't be full of stupid ideas
John: mmmmm I feel like I'm messing something but what is it?
Student: Teacher, your soul has not left your body.
Onizuka: huh..... Yoshikawa.
John: and who is that?
Onizuka: a kid that I saved from committing suicide.
John: hole shit.....why didn't he use a gun?
Onizuka: what?
Yoshikawa: what?
John: what you guys don't have guns here.
Onizuka:….. john …..you …..nevermind.
Yoshikawa: You do not have a separate personality and your soul is still in your body.... This is a computer image.
John: oh that's what I was forgetting to tell you.
Onizuka: What? Is this the truth? You motherfucker you could have told me this whole time why didn't you say anything?
John: I forgot.
Onizuka: Composite?
John: ya his name is Kikuchi clever little bastard you going to like him.
Onizuka: I'll make them pay for this, it's okay.
Onizuka began to wake and show off how cool he was he stopped to notice that Fuyutsuki was waiting for him they talked to each other Fuyutsuki came to apologize to Onizuka for slapping him John and the suicidal boy a broach them.
Yoshikawa: What are you laughing at?
Onizuka: ah I have some work that needs to be taken care of, I will get back to it
John: hey wait up.
Onizuka: I'm sure they will pay a lot to make my soul leave my body.
John: this is going to be FUN ah ah ah.
In the Computer room-
Student1: aahhahhahha This final blow is what will get him expelled.
Student 2: Kikoshi's skill is improving awesomely!
Kikuchi: Shut up, you're distracting me
John: oh are we now sorry mate.
Students: aaaaaaaa
Kikuchi: mister Onizuka mister john.
Student: where did they come from?
Onizuka: Kikuchi... Sorry to interrupt, but I need your face
Student: What are you doing?
John: we're going to well he's going to have a word with him while I will have a word with you understand?
Students: no you stay away from us.
John: ahahhhahahhahhhahhahhaahhahhahha
Student:aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa.
In Yuri's house
Yuri: hm this is nice where did you learn to cook like that?
John: in the military base baby cooks from all across the country came to serve and I learned a thing or two from them.
Yuri: hum show off
John: of course I show off how do you think I impressed you with my looks now listen I know I'm pretty handsome but that alone would not be enough.
Both: ahahahahahahahh.
They both enjoyed their meal while John told her stories from his childhood but Yuri wasn't smiling or laughing she was disturbed by the stories as you already know John didn't have a normal childhood.
He was born a soldier and his father made sure that he would be strong he and his brother would turn them into a perfect soldier.
John: now when I went back home from school I told my father I was bullied he gave me two items a flash grenade and brass knuckles.
Yuri: oh my!
john: I know right he didn't give me a gun for some reason I don't know why.
Yuri: what no john ..... I'm sorry for what happened to you.
John: what? what do you mean?
Yuri: you have been mistrusted by your father didn't you realize that?
John: mmmm no I don't think so I mean maybe but everything he did so I could be strong so it's okay.
Yuri: no it's not okay you suffered throughout your childhood
John: my father always told me pain or damage don't end the world or despair or f****ing beating.
John: the world ends when you're dead until then you got more punishment in store stand it like a man and give some back.
Yuri had no words for him to stay smiling after everything that had been done to him it reminded her of her time back home with her siblings and how their father treated them.
John: I'm sorry it seems I upset you.
Yuri: no it's just how could you just keep laughing and smiling while you suffered so much.
John:.....life....isn't fair Yuri while some are born to not know what suffering is others bath in it but is not a bad thing pain is a teacher that teaches us how to live and with each pacing day we become stronger because of it.
John: now I know you don't see the world as I do but I...…..
Yuri stood up from her seat and went to John holding his head with her hand looking him in the eyes saying
Yuri: John it's okay
John: what?
Yuri: John it's okay
John: what do you mea….
Yuri: JOHN! it's okay
At this moment a single tear comes out of John's eyes sliding across his face john touches his face to know what is sliding on his face.
John: huh that's new weird I don't remember the last time I cried.
Yuri: let go just let it flow you don't have to hold it in.
Yuri: you don't have to face it alone.
John:.....................… Thank you Yuri I need that.
Yuri smiled at him letting him know that she would always be by his side they looked at each other eyes mesmerized by each other few minutes went by Yuri suddenly removed her hands away from John's face blushing.
John: well this is awkward.
Yuri:...….
John:....
John:…..so would you like to show me around the Yokai village
Yuri: huh oh yes that sounds awesome well look at the time it's late you should properly go home already your roommate must be worried about you.
John: I don't have a roommate.
Yuri picked up John and pushed him towards the door letting him outside then shutting the door in his face.
John: see you tomorrow I guess...
John started walking to his bike but he felt a present watching him he tried to find who was watching him but couldn't find anything.
????:...........................….human
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Author note-
Well, that took longer than it should have but here is.
I don't feel motivated so it will be a slow upload from here on out.
Thank you for reading my story and I would love it if you guys share my story it will really help keep me motivated
See you next time.