"Thank you all for carving time out of your busy schedules to join us tonight. I have an announcement to make."
The assembled guests turned their attention towards him, eyes alight with curiosity and anticipation, as if they all were curious about what he would announce next.
"As many of you may recall, the disappearance of my kids with my ex-wife Dennis and Carol -shook our world. After years of searching to no avail, they have miraculously returned home safe and sound. I couldn't contain such joy and felt the need to share this wonderful news. I apologize for the impromptu nature of this gathering, and for not sending out invitations in advance. Your presence here is deeply appreciated, and I extend my heartfelt gratitude to each of you for joining us on such short notice."
The idea that, after so many years, the siblings had come back was both astonishing and unexpected, sparking a wave of excited chatter among the guests.
