Elly starts to talk, pulling me from my thoughts of how good she looks. "Look we all know dungeons are popping up all over the world, for that matter…the one in New York city isn't the first, 8 years ago one appeared in London…it's been kept hush hush and only those in government kno-knew about it but at seeing your holoscreen for your stats a few people on my Onlyfans page spilled…about the dungeon…and since…you're a farmer and only the military is allowed into the one in New York City…there is only one possibility to how you got a status and that's because a dungeon has formed near here just recently, right…am I right? Please tell me that I'm right!"
'Great so she lied earlier about the fact that only she saw it…wait did she say that?...I can't remember, but fuck my life now an international target has been painted on my front back and side to side on my hide.' I groan internally.
"Haa, so it's worse than I knew…Yeah…you're correct one opened up here…and I went inside…I Guess it's too late to hide that fact I knew it was a bad idea to show Heather my stat screen." I sigh.
"Yeah…It's, gonna be like, super-hot news right now. I figured if I could get a video of someone exploring that thing, I could go viral!"
"So you came to ask me…because you thought I would just take you on an adventure…inside a place of monsters and death!?" I ask her.
"Yep." Elly replies with excitement clear in her voice and I can tell she absolutely never thought I would tell her no…
"Not gonna happen, go home, go back to making a shit ton of money on Onlyfans and receiving lavish gifts from simps…" I tell Elly firmly.
"I thought I could maybe get a video out of it…you know for my YouTube channel, just think about it exploring a new dungeon would definitely do the trick to get my sub count up! No more sexy videos and Onlyfans and once I get stat-ed up I'm sure that I could make money in the dungeon and not just from the footage!"
"I know what you're saying...but no the dungeon is dangerous, especially for women…you'll be raped by monsters and then probably eaten…just go home and forget about it the dungeon isn't a place to gain wealth and popularity it's a place to die!"
'I mean I'm not sure about the rape part but judging by those goblins…and what I know about goblins from various media is they like to rape women and breed them…'
"Aren't you going to go adventuring inside again?" El presses. "I hear that all dungeons are full of treasures…precious metals and items that can cure cancer or even restore someone's youth, just look at the Queen of England she was on death's door now she looks like she's ready to go to a ball and pick up a stud. Look I know it won't be easy but once I've been stat-ed…I can-"
"No, I have no intentions of returning to the dungeon and I'm patiently waiting for the feds to pop up and steal my land from me." I say while growing aggravated.
"For real?"
"Yeah…for real, look I get life's been hard on you your dad ran off when you were really little and young your mom committed suiced, a couple years later and you got stuck with two older sisters that had their own shit going on…but you're either still in high school or just getting out you want adventure and a bit of security…you're not going to find it in a Dungeon or on the web, you need to come to terms with yourself first…trust me I get where you are right now…but you need to go home."
"Please I don't want to still have to sell my body on Onlyfans to pay my bills…and if you could give me a few interviews, I know I can rise to the top fairly soon." Elly says.
"Gonna have to say no to that." I reply to her and feel like I'm talking to a child that just won't take no for an answer and completely disregard my advice to do some self searching.
"Whaa..." Elly's expression turns gloomy and stormy…she seems…well-like she has a hundred different ways to be down.
"But why?"
"Not only is it dangerous, I don't have any reason to help you…you have a way of making money and to keep food in your stomach and pay for a place to live…and truth be told even if you didn't it wouldn't be my problem to worry about."
"B-but as an almost-regular guest on my channel, you'd gain popularity, fame and wealth!"
"I really don't want to be a guest on your channel, semi-regular or anything…nor do I care about fame, wealth and especially popularity, I wouldn't have taken over a farm if I cared about any of that shit!"
"Wh-what…why not? Everyone wants to be
popular and rich being a YouTuber…can get you that."
"Look…you're still young it's okay that you have some seriously mistaken views on what people dream about being, life sucks, people suck…all people really want is food and a place to live…I have that and it'd be an unimaginably bad idea to stand out and show up on your accounts…doing something that would only really benefit you."
"I've let this go on long enough already...please leave and let me return to being a lonely grown-up…well you be a dreamer."
"Isn't there anything I can do that would make you take me with you?" she pleaded.
"No, now go home!"
'My Bonded…couldn't you help her?... She's really desperate.' Khaleesi asks me in my head and I quickly shoot her down 'No, I won't have her a casualty on my conscience.' I stand up and pull Elly out of the chair and grab her phone off of the tower speaker and guide her to the front door.
"Ah, w-wa-Please,Wait!" Elly shouts as she presses a button on her phone and mine suddenly dings from my pocket.
"That's my phone number, Line ID, X, YouTube channel and my Onlyfans profile! Message me if you change your mind!"
'That's way too much information, and how the hell did she manage to share that information with me? She doesn't have my phone number to text me with…' I wonder in my mind.
"I won't." I say to her coldly as I allow her just enough time to put her shoes on before gently pushing her out the door and shutting said door and locking it before she could continue to pester me.
"Haa…what the fuck!" I sigh as I return to my recliner and kick back.