Kids really do grow up fast. It had been just over two months since Jing Shu last saw Niu Yanben, and he had shot up again. "Sis can't save you," Jing Shu said, "All I can do is hold you down and maybe hand over a belt while I'm at it."
This set off a round of laughter.
Niu Yanben twisted his head again. "Dad, assert your position in the family!"
Niu Mou's face turned pale. They say women in their thirties are like wolves and in their forties like tigers. His wife has been practically possessed lately. While unlocking various positions with her was exhilarating for a while, who could endure it three times a night, each session lasting as long as an incense stick burns? All he can do now is try to avoid eye contact with his wife...
"COUGH, COUGH." Niu Mou feigned ignorance, pretending to be engrossed in the drama on stage.
Finally, everyone was seated at the table. Niu Mou quietly asked Jing Shu, "Did you set up that pond for your mom?"
