Game
Thoughts
"Talking"
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"Ah, beautiful day, isn't it, Bubbles?" King Kai hummed, casually driving his car down the road in front of him, which was less of a genuine road and more of a strip of white concrete. His house passed by on the side, but King Kai didn't even glance over as he continued.
"Oooh Oooh ah!" Bubbles responded eloquently, as he was a literal monkey, causing King Kai to nod in agreement. His house passed by on the side again, as the planet was only actually roughly a thousand feet all around, but King Kai didn't even glance over as he continued.
"It's not often that the sky is nice, huh, Bubbles?" King Kai asked again, despite the fact that in Otherworld, the pink sky and yellow clouds below always looked the exact same. His house passed by on the side, but King Kai didn't even glance over as he continued.
"Oooooh ah!" Bubbles cheered in agreement, and King Kai nodded again. His house passed by on the side, but King Kai didn't even glance over as he continued.
"You always get me, Bubbles," The blue Kai chuckled. His destroyed house, which was missing a roof and seemed to be crumbling by the second, passed by on the side, but King Kai didn't even glance-
"WHAT THE HELL?! MY HOUSE!"
That time, King Kai did indeed glance over, and he stopped his car abruptly as he stepped out.
"WHOEVER DID THIS IS DEAD, BUBBLES!"
"Oooh Oooh ah!"
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30 Seconds Earlier
Gray blinked as the world in front of him shifted, having to blink rapidly as the pitch-black atmosphere of Monas was replaced by a rather bright pink sky. Instead of a dark, swampy area, he was now standing on clean, low-cut grass on a rather peaceful-looking planet.
"Woah, how'd I get here?" The first person Gray spotted was Saitama, who was glancing around blankly as he suddenly appeared on King Kai's planet. He looked different from when Gray last saw him, as his plain-looking yellow outfit was mostly destroyed. The cape was completely torn off, as was most of the top half, as his muscular chest was revealed, and his pants were in tatters.
"Oh, hey, man," He was also strangely calm about being randomly teleported, as he just held up his hand and waved at Gray as he spotted him, "Is this heaven? I didn't think I'd die from that punch, but maybe I was wrong. How'd you die?"
The area around them certainly looked like heaven, as it was a vast pink void of sky with bright yellow clouds below, and it kind of was.
Heaven for martial artists,
"What the fuck? I was about to hit that red fucker, too!"
"C-Caulifla, calm down…"
Then, Gray's head snapped to the side as he spotted Caulifla and Kale, both of whom were no longer dead, as there were no halos above their heads. Gray's shoulders relaxed slightly, the tension he didn't even realize he was holding onto releasing as he saw the woman again. Judging from her words, it seemed that both of the Saiyans had definitely been in hell.
"G-Gray! You're alright!" Gray turned again as Asia came running over to him, and Gray couldn't help but grin at seeing the cute girl again. Tamari was coming behind her, and while they looked worse for wear as both of their armors were shattered and just their underarmor remained, they were still alive and not overly injured.
"Gray? Oh, shit, did you die too?!" Caulifla spat out as she saw him, starting to walk toward him as well, "Shit! I didn't know dying would be like this, but it's not so bad, y'know? I can still fight down here, so don't worry about it too much!"
"We're not dead," Gray counted as Asia slammed into him, hugging him cutely as he patted the woman's head and looked at Caulifla, "Well, you were, but not anymore. But that can wait - there's something more pressing to handle here."
"Huh? More pressing?"
Gray's eyes narrowed as he scanned through the power levels on the small planet King Kai lived on, which could easily be walked around fully by even a normal human. There wasn't really any place to hide, and that was obvious as Gray's head snapped to the side, already spotting the man he knew would be here walking toward him.
I had to wish for all the Saiyans on Monas to be brought here, which included this one.
"What the hell did you do to us, you damn bastard?! Where the hell am I?!" Turles bit out, glaring harshly at Gray as he stomped towards him. His Ki blasted up around him, his body tensing as his eyes bored into Gray's. He looked different from before, as his Saiyan armor was also shattered and non-existent, and he was wearing just a tight black undersuit.
He really is still alive. How the fuck did he survive eating two fruits? Observe.
[Selfish] Turles:
[Servant of God]
Age: 37
PL: 10.5 Trillion
HP: 429,155,290/429,155,290
TKI: 55,151,240/55,151,240
TMP: 0
Reputation: -2980/10000 (Hated)
[Selfish Modifier] - Individuals with this modifier will be naturally selfish, doing whatever it takes to get what they want.
Gray's eyes went wide as he took in the man's power level.
What the fuck?! That's higher than when he was transformed!
Turles' power level had spiked upward, reaching a point that was higher than even when he was in his Ozaru form. And, as Gray looked over at another change in the man's character sheet, he could see how he was still alive.
'Servant of God'? That fuckin' kill-stealing prick!
"Whatever! It doesn't matter!" Turles grinned widely, his eyes narrowing at Gray, "I don't know why we're here, and I don't give a shit! I'm gonna kill you for the humiliation you gave me!"
Gray's body tensed instantly at the man's words, his eyes narrowing back at Turles.
Damn, I didn't think he'd get this strong! But, this planet is small, so I just need to not get fuckin' murdered until King Kai realizes-
"Oh, it's this guy." Gray was saved from trying to hold off a giga-power-boosted Turles not by King Kai, but by Saitama pointing blandly as he noticed Turles was here, "You smashed Genos pretty bad, so I think I have to punch you now."
"Nothing the doctor can't fix, Master." As if on cue, Genos came casually walking over from around the side of the tiny planet as Saitama mentioned him.
"T-This bald freak is here too?!" Turles hissed, his body tensing even more as he turned his attention to Saitama.
"Freak? That's pretty rude," Saitama just raised his hand, and a split second later, his arm was cocked back in front of Turles. His fist slammed into the man's gut, and Turles was sent rocketing away in a blur.
W-What the hell?
Gray's eyes widened again as Saitama casually punched the man away, not even giving him a chance to fight back. The bald man didn't look like it had taken much effort either, though his fist was smoking from the pure speed of his attack. He had moved so fast that Gray could barely keep track of him - almost as fast as Boros had been moving.
Is he even stronger than before? Observe.
[Overpowered] Saitama:
[One Punch Man]
Age: 25
PL: ?
HP: ?
TKI: ?
TMP: ?
Reputation: 490/1000 (Liked)
[Overpowered Modifier] - Individuals with this modifier will be naturally overpowered, winning most fights with ease.
Gray still couldn't see Saitama's power level, but just from watching the man, he could tell he was stronger than before - much stronger.
What the hell happened while I was knocked out?
Gray knew the man had to have been strong to be taking on the Monster King, but despite the fact that, according to Celia, he had eventually lost to the combined might of the Monster King, Boros, Turles, and Silver Fang's student, he didn't even look all that injured as he effortlessly knocked away Turles.
Said Saiyan went shooting forward, skirting across the small diameter of the planet and directly into one of the few objects on the tiny planet - a house. It was orange and looked more like an igloo than a house, as it was spherical and round. Turles burst through it, easily smashing through the concrete outside and causing the whole structure to collapse on top of him.
Shit, King Kai won't blame that on us, right?
While Turles being here was certainly concerning, the more concerning occupant on the planet was King Kai, whom Gray had yet to see - which was pretty surprising considering how small the planet was.
There aren't many places to go here. I figured that we'd be teleported right on top of his head.
"YOU BALD-HEADED BASTARD!" Turles didn't take the punch well, and his Ki flared up around him as it shot into the sky like a beam of light. His Ki shot outward, finishing the job as the walls of the house were torn to shreds and the concrete making it up was flung in every direction, "I'M GONNA KILL YOU!"
Turles shot forward again, the ground under him cratering as he shot at Saitama, who casually raised his palm and caught Turles' punch without budging an inch.
"I'm bald by choice," Saitama said, though he looked a bit annoyed as that was obviously not true, "So stop saying it like it's a bad thing, okay?"
"SHUT UP, YOU BALD BITCH!" Turles' hand shot up, his fist rocketing forward directly into Saitama's face. As it made contact, Saitama's head snapped back, and then… snapped forward. It bounced back, then snapped back into place as if he were a bobble-head.
Fuck, he really is overpowered. If he's treating Turles like this, but he still lost…
If the 10-trillion power level Turles couldn't even make Saitama budge, Gray didn't want to imagine just how strong Boros and the Monster King must actually be..
"HEY, WHO BROKE MY HOUSE?!" Gray was dragged out of his thoughts as he saw the man he came here to see, as a blue cricket-like man approached them.
He was a short man with blue skin, pointed ears, and a pair of catfish-like whiskers on the sides of his face. His body was broad and round, not looking like the physique of a martial artist, though his appearance was deceitful. This man had the knowledge of some of the strongest techniques in the whole universe, and as a Kai, he was a being not too far off godhood.
And, I'm gonna learn all those techniques!
Gray relaxed even as King Kai came stomping over, a monkey jumping behind him as his hype man.
He'll handle the Turles problem for me.
Although Saitama looked like he could handle Turles pretty easily as well, with King Kai it was guaranteed. The man wasn't overall super-powerful in the grand scheme of things, but with his Kaio-Ken technique and centuries of fighting experience, he would wipe the floor with Turles. He was the North Kai, and being even stronger in Nightmare Mode meant that he would definitely be power-
"IT WAS YOU, WASN'T IT?!" King Kai shouted annoyedly, pointing dramatically at Turles. Then, he surprised Gray as he abruptly turned to look directly at him, "Hey, other Saiyan! Beat him up for me!"
Gray stared back at King Kai blankly.
"...you talkin' to me?"
"Who the hell else would I be talking to?! Go kick your buddy's ass!" King Kai huffed, looking very annoyed. "I'll give you free training if you do, alright? You won't even need to make me laugh!"
Gray stared at him blankly.
He… wants me to handle Turles? Oh! I get it, this is like the initial warmup to the training! He just met me, and yet he's already thinking ahead! This guy definitely is a genius mentor!
Gray nodded sagely as he realized what was happening, casually using [Observe] on King Kai.
Now, let's see just strong he is-
[Comedic] King Kai:
[North Kai]
Age: 10,582
PL: 100.2 Billion
HP: 21,251,100/21,251,100
TKI: 100,259,120/100,259,120
TMP: 0
Reputation: 0/0 (Neutral)
[Comedic Modifier] - Individuals with this modifier will be naturally comedic, loving to joke around.
Gray's face fell, staring blankly as the character sheet appeared, and he looked at the power level.
He's already weaker than me?!
Gray groaned as he looked over at Turles, who was smacking Saitama's head over and over again like a punching bag as it continued to snap back straight.
I knew I should've picked the Supreme Kai!
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Gray Tanaki:
[Saiyan S-Class Squad Captain]
Age: 18
Wallet: 13,623,940 Coins
Lvl: 25 (12,872,915/17,500,000 XP)
PL: 382.1 Billion
Available Points: 0
HP: 49,086,750/49,086,750
TKI: 42,360,100/42,360,100
TMP: 5,250/5,250
STR: 7310
AGI: 7785
END: 6715
INT: 6000
CHA: 5995
LUK: 5295
KI: 7060
MP: 5250
HREG: 2470
EREG: 2500
Skills: [Observe LVL 35], [Running LVL 45], [Determination LVL 47], [Ki Control LVL 45], [Ki Gun LVL 43]. [Ki Enhancement LVL 40], [KI Suppression LVL 39], [Ki Sense LVL 40], [Pushup LVL 45], [Punch LVL 50], [Kick LVL 48], [Jump LVL 45], [Flight LVL 40], [Prediction LVL 37], [Zenkai Boost LVL 31], [Cognitive Acceleration LVL 40], [Ah! Lord Freiza! LVL 32], [Mouth-Beam LVL 36], [Ki-Blade LVL 39], [Cooking LVL 35], [Ki Barrage LVL 41], [Ki Explosion LVL 35], [Ki Vision LVL 34], [Attack Boost LVL 30], [Swimming LVL 36], [Clothes Materialization LVL 26], [Seal of Weakening LVL 32], [Portal Creation LVL 27], [Lie Detection LVL 29], [Reflect LVL 35], [Instant-Transmission LVL 32], [Healing LVL 33], [Multi-Form LVL 32], [Gigantification LVL 27], [Tracking MP Blast LVL 26], [MP Conversion LVL 37], [Tracking Ki Blast LVL 26]
Perks: [Gamer's Mind], [Gamer's Body], [Double-edged Sword], [Legendary Super Saiyan], [Perfect Ozaru], [A Cute Pawn], [A Humble Master],[Ladies Man]
Fighting Styles: [Boxing Style: Kolra LVL 4], [Fighting Style: Broly LVL 5]
Party: [Tamari, Fubuki, Tatsumaki, Celia]
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