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"Haaah…" Pip the Porn Director slumped back in his chair, gazing up at the ceiling behind the cheap desk they were currently borrowing. "I hate Amateur auditions."
"Mmn-hmmn."
"How many was that anyway? I lost count."
"Hmmmmmn… mwah!" Celestia D'Whorse stuck her head out from beneath the desk, licked her lips, and pushed her breasts into his face, before flopping onto the seat next to his. "…I think that was the 6th guy?" She picked up the resume. "Next one is… Joel."
"Just Joel?" Pip mumbled, adjusting himself.
"Juuuust Joel." She said with a sweet smile, putting the resume down.
"…The other guys had porn names," Pip replied with a sigh.
"I liked #5's. Horsedick Harry." Pip sighed again, face down on the table as she examined the applicants.
"But he didn't have a horsedick."
"Yeah, that's not great." She said, Pip sighed again as she absently stroked the back of his scraggy-haired head, looking at the resumes as he raised his hands and began counting down the disqualifying factors of the 'applicants'.
"Not tested. Shitty attitude. Wasn't aware of what we do. Tiny dick." His fingers closed into a fist before dropping onto the table. "And all of them were just looking for a way to get laid."
"Well, aren't we all?" Tia replied, still playing with his hair as he groaned.
"How many are left after this one?"
"Just him. #7."
"Thank god." Pip sighed again tiredly, to be fair… it was mostly because of the blowjob. Pushing himself up, "Let's just cut right to the chase with this one."
"Oooh, Pippy all business…" Tia chuckled sexily. She slipped off the table, "I'll go get him." She stepped out of the office. Pip watched his girlfriend's tattooed sun butt until the door shut behind her. He twiddled his thumbs, then drummed his fingers on the desk as he waited. "Okay! Come on in!"
A youthful-looking guy with short but shaggy brown hair walked into the room. His bangs were long enough to cover his eyes, so much so that it was a miracle he could see. He was tall, almost 6ft, with thin arms and legs, wearing a grey shirt with a Batman symbol on it, and black jeans with worn knees. "Hey," Joel said, holding out his hand to shake Pip's as the equally scraggy-haired porn director shook it. "I'm Joel."
"Hi, Joel. I'm Pippen, you can call me Pip. That's Celestia D'Whorse, off camera, you can call her Tia." Tia waved as Joel nodded and took a seat on the couch, or tried to, but he oddly tripped over his own feet and crashed onto the couch face-first… after an awkward moment asked hesitantly. "Uh. You okay?"
"Yeah," Joel mumbled, rubbing his head. "I was due for a good trip." Tia chuckled, and Pip smirked. "A-anyway." He sat down properly on the couch.
"So… you want to get into porn. When was the last time you had sex?"
"Uh." Joel blinked, at least he might have, they couldn't see his eyes, with a small amount of uncertainty, "Is that really necessary?"
"Well, it is if you've never had sex before-" Pip noted.
"The girls and I don't mind that much-" Tia added sweetly, but Pip gave her a 'come on' shrug.
"If you're just looking to get hired to get laid. This isn't the job for you."
"…Then I had sex with two girls like… a week ago?" he said, trying to calculate the last time he had sex.
"Oh, adventurous." Said Tia playfully as Pip chuckled. "Who were they?"
"Oh Uh… they were these girls I pulled up from the audience." He said as Pip blinked.
"Audience?"
"Uh, yeah, I tried to do a magic trick on stage. One of many careers I have failed at." He said, "I asked them up on stage to help me with the trick and a misfire tore my pants off…" he sighed, "…So my junk was on clear display, and I was laughed off the stage… but I got a threesome out of it because apparently one of the girls was a… what do they call them? Size-queen?"
"Oooh! Pants off!" Tia declared excitedly.
"What?" Joel replied, confused as Pip sighed.
"Tia, we're skipping a few steps here."
"Take your pants off, sir," Tia said, sitting on the desk and crossing her legs, watching him with strong Queen Tia energy as Pip sighed. "We were going to ask him to do it anyway.
"…Just… okay, just do it, she's not wrong, we were going to ask you to do it anyway." Joel fidgeted, but he stood up as Tia stared at his crotch studiously, his hands unbuckling his pants and pulling his pants down just enough to unleash a 12-inch, uncircumcised dick.
"Oh, you are HIRED." Tia declared, but Pip groaned.
"Tia!"
"What? Look at that monster! We should test it."
"Test it?" Joel asked, surprised.
"Test it." Pip groaned.
"Test it!" Tia repeated clapping her hands and hopping off the desk, but Pip grabbed the hem of her shorts.
"Tia." He said firmly, and she just pouted.
"What? Pippy, he's the last one! And look at him, he clearly needs it." Pip and Joel looked at her funny as she crossed her arms under her chest.
"Okay, well YOU can't do it." He said indignantly, as she pouted, but not in annoyance, more in thought. "And we don't know if he's been tested."
"He's been tested; it's in his resume," Tia replied, pushing Joel's application to Pip, which had a medical document attached. "So I'll just-"
"Tia." Pip moaned warningly.
"Oh, alright, Pippy, because you insist." She stared at the confused Joel, and a smile stretched on her glossy lips. "You know what? I'm hungry. Are you hungry?"
"No," Pip said, before he realized. "Nooo." He repeated as Tia pushed Joel to sit down again.
"I'm just going to pop out and Orders something real quick."
"Tia, No come on!" she smiled, and stepped out of the office as Pip rubbed his face and his sunglasses. "…Ugh… we're going to HAVE to hire you since she's just going to seriously cut into our budget." He mumbled as Joel scratched his scraggly-haired head.
"…Is she a big eater?" he asked uncertainly as Pip seemed to stare into his unseen eyes.
"…Yes."
Time: 7:01 PM. Place: Old Gotham (Pip and Tia's Porn Office)
Ring Click
"Superbabes. We deliver."
"Hiii Orders. Can I borrow… Hmm, Huntress for a while? And her meal, of course."
"…Haaaah."
"Thank you! See her soon. Oh, you need my name and address, PLEASE.
Meanwhile
Tia hummed as she hung up her phone and slipped it into her pocket before going about and getting herself a drink as she waited a few minutes. She casually read some silly comics on her phone, briefly losing track of time, until there was a loud knock on the door of the office.
"Superbabes."
Time: 7:20 Place: Old Gotham (Pip and Tia's Porn Office)
"Special Delivery Service." Tia approached the door, and it swung open, revealing Huntress. Who, to her credit, looked relatively concerned. "Hey, Tia." She said as Tia smiled and took the venison steak plus fries in the bag. "…Orders said something about you being a headache?"
"Sounds like her," Tia replied, plucking out a fry and eating. "MMmn…" She then took her by the hand and led her into the office. "LISTEN, we got a new guy in there with a MASSIVE dick." She said as Huntress sighed. "And I said we should test him out." Huntress's hand rested on her hip, and she rubbed her eyes with her other hand.
"So you… what? Not for nothing, Tia, but couldn't you do it yourself?"
"I COULD. But Pippy wouldn't let me." She said, going through some cabinets and finding a plate to put the food on. "Then I got hungry, and I figured, why not order Superbabes?" she smiled, "Good thing YOU were working tonight, Heather Hottie." She added sweetly. "As Pro as Pro could be!"
Huntress rolled her eyes and gave Tia a tired smile, but she adjusted her costume. "Fine. Not my first casting couch… we're not getting this on recording, are we?"
"Oooh, we should." Huntress eyed her suspiciously as she smiled back. "But I WON'T… there's all sorts of paperwork he'd have to sign first… You know the routine." She said, walking to the back of the office as Huntress nodded.
"I know the routine." She repeated as Tia opened the door.
"-And that's the story of how Tia bought a horse." Pip finished, before looking up and spotting Huntress, aka Heather Hottie. Even if Pip didn't know Heather Hottie was Huntress, he would've figured it out pretty quickly regardless.
"This is the guy?" Huntress said with a sultry voice and a sultrier look as Joel seemed to just stare at her, surprised.
"Like you don't know," Tia said playfully, before shutting the door behind her and walking around the desk, putting the food on the table. "This is Joel. He's NEW."
"Hi, new Joel," Huntress said as she slowly sat on the couch next to him, pushing her impressive chest out and crossing her legs as she stretched. "Mmn… So you want to get into porn?"
"W-Well, I was told I'd do good in it. I'd like to do well in something."
"What a sad thing to say," Huntress noted, before she eyed Tia and Pip. Pip looked somewhat invested; Tia, however, was slowly nodding her head. Huntress rolled her eyes with a smile before leaning up against Joel, whispering in his ear. "Don't you worry and just do what comes natural…" she added before running her hand over his thigh, and rubbing his rapid erection through his jeans as she felt his cock bulging against her hand as she blinked down.
"…fuck me." She mumbled, feeling him twitch against her hand as she then stood up. "Mmn…" She reached behind her back, pinched the zipper, and pulled. She rolled her head on her neck as her suit practically exploded from her body, going from skintight to loose and breezy. Peeling from her body like a banana as she pushed it down her thighs to the floor. Bending over as Joel stared at her backside, her big breasts wobbled as she stood back up.
She turned, standing in front of Joel, shaking her hips… slowly side to side as his eyes, which he thought they couldn't see them, followed her hips. "Mmn…" She tossed her dark hair before leaning forward, her breasts wobbled in his face. Resting her hands on his shoulders, she pushed her chest together. Plap Plap…
Getting onto her knees, sliding her hands down his chest as she hooked them into his pants and easily opened them. "There we… go." She mumbled, pulling them down to his knees, then his ankles, staring at the massive thing twitching between his legs. "Oh fuck…" she whispered again before reaching out and grabbing his length. "…Well, she wasn't wrong," Huntress said as Tia declared with a mouthful of meat.
"He's huge!" Tia declared, eating the venison. She wasn't the only one getting meat in her mouth… Huntress rolled her eyes, staring up at Joel's face, as she took his shaft and rubbed it against her face. Her lips puckered as she slapped it lightly on her cheek before extending her tongue and sliding it slowly along his shaft as he shivered as if freezing…
Her tongue danced on his shaft, sliding up to his tip, before putting his tip to her lips. "Mmn." She hummed softly as her lips slowly slid over his tip. "Mmn…
"Oh-OOOH," Tia said excitedly, slapping her boyfriend with the back of her hand and sending a fry flinging towards his face, bouncing off his sunglasses and leaving a grease stain. "She's going to do the thing!"
"Tia, come on." Pip mumbled as Huntress slowly, but sensually, moved down Joel's massive dick, slurping slightly, she pulled back to the tip, allowing her tongue to flick around his glans, warming up her throat. Before resting her hands on his thighs, and promptly DESTROYING him.
"MMN!" Huntress slammed Joel into her throat with remarkable ease. "Hmmnn…" pressing her lips to the base of his shaft, feeling him throbbing and pulsating in her throat easily as she slid up to the tip. Spiraling her tongue around his tip, before down again. "Mmn! Mmn! Mmn!" Her head was a blur, shooting up and down on his meat, until finally he groaned, hands on her head trying to stop her, only for Huntress to press her lips to the base. "Mmmmn!"
"Ooh! Oooh…"
"Ti-Time!" Tia said, interrupting her meal by shoving the slice of steak into Pip's mouth. "Wooo!" she clapped as Huntress took his load directly into her stomach. Before slowly sliding to his tip again as the last droplets popped into her mouth.
"MMn…" Huntress ran her tongue around his tip before popping free of his cock as it flopped from her lips and between his legs as he gasped. "Ah…" she licked her red lips before glancing over her shoulder at the two currently 'active' porn artists. "So how was that?" she asked as Joel raised a thumb.
"Great." Huntress patted his leg.
"I know your opinion." She said.
"What? Oh…" Tia blinked for a second, "Right, um… can I get a redo?"
"Redo? Really?" Huntress asked almost lazily, with a knowing eye roll.
"Redo?" Joel squeaked uncertainly.
"Well, I mean… nobody's going to last that long against Heather Hottie blowjobs."
"Wait, Heather Hottie?!" Joel blinked uncertainly as Huntress sighed.
"You know you're not supposed to say that, right?" Huntress, noted as Tia, shrugged.
"Sorry!" She wasn't sorry. Heather Hottie is Gotham Porn Royalty.
"Okay. Redo." Huntress said, running her finger over Joel's cock, letting it twitch before she then took her breasts in both hands, sliding them over his shaft as it twitched up, and she promptly squeezed his shaft between her tits. It poked between her chest, she squeezed and lifted. Rubbing her breasts around him, before moving them up and down.
She bounced them up and down his cock as his tip kept poking out between them, her tongue shot out, licked the tip, before it was smothered against with her tits. "Mn… like how that feels?" she whispered as his cock twitched between her chest. "MMN…" holding them together with her elbows as he gazed at her pretty masked face, extending her tongue and smiling, just like a certain infamous DVD cover, as she kept sliding her breasts up and down.
"You ARE Heather Hottie!" he said excitedly as she rolled her eyes and wobbled her head.
"Haah." She squeezed, slipped her tits off his erection, and stood up, "Yeah, I guess so." She turned around and slapped a hand onto her ass, spreading herself as she put one leg on the couch, and squatted down on his shaft. "Ah! Oooh… big boy…" pushing herself up and down, arms stretching on the back of the couch. "Oh! Ooh!" her breasts swinging up and down as she rode him, Tia and Pip watching as Joel grabbed onto Huntress's waist, his hands slipping up to her chest. Squeezing her breasts.
"Ugh! Haah!" she moaned, riding up and down on him, tossing her hair, "Ahhh! Ah!!" his hands sank into her breast, holding on tightly as she dropped her raised leg down on the floor. She leaned forward, hands on her knees, and she threw her hips up and down. "Ha! Ah! Ah!"
"Been a while since you had a big dick like that, huh?" Tia asked as Huntress just rolled her eyes, bouncing her ass on Joel's lap as his hands pawed at her body. "OOoh, I think he likes it."
Huntress's pussy clinging to his shaft, she pulled it slowly up and slammed it down. "Mmn!" rolling it on his lap as his hands grabbed at her wrists, pulling them back and thrusting his hips forward against her. "Ooh… he's really-FUCK… getting into IT!" gasped Huntress, facing Tia and Pip as Joel stood up behind her as she bent forward, feeling his hips bucking away against her. Pulling her arms back as he pumped away. "Ah! Ah! Ah!" Her big breasts swung beneath her as her eyes rolled, back arched even as he stretched her arms back. "Ah! Ah! AH! FUCK…"
He pushed into her, throwing her across the desk as Tia watched excitedly, clapping as Huntress's breasts bulged on the table. Joel was holding onto her waist as she clenched her teeth. "Oh! UGH…" hands on the table, his hips moving faster and faster as her ass cheeks clapped against his waist. "Haah!! FUUUCK!!"
Joel groaned and slammed into her body, gluing his hips to her as his cock pulsated against her inner walls, and her spasming body clung tightly to his cock as she felt his hot load blasting deep inside her. "Haah! Ahhh…"
Huntress' breasts bulging beneath her as Joel held her waist tightly, planting his massive cock into her as Huntress moaned, shivering softly as Tia clapped. "That was great!" she cheered excitedly, "Oh! Oh! Slooooowly now." She skipped off the desk, watching as Joel took his breath. "Pull out slow. Let's see that CREAMPIE." She said eagerly as Joel's cock slowly extracted from Huntress's pussy, inch by inch, her shapely ass cheeks wobbling. He finally pulled his limp cock from her body, a thick stream of cum still connecting him to her pussy before it snapped, and a load oozed out of her and down her inner thighs. "EEE!!" Tia drummed Huntress's booty before she stood up. "That's so HOT!"
"It is pretty warm in here." Joel declared, but then suddenly tripped, his pants were still on his ankles, his face slapped on Huntress's ass before he flopped to the floor. "OW!"
Huntress hissed, shooting upright and rubbing her ass; there was now an imprint of Joel's face in it. She rubbed her ass cheek and wiggled on her heels. "Yeah, that wasn't great." And she was still leaking. "Ugh…"
"Oh! Let's head next door." Tia took Huntress by the hand, leading Huntress away as she dripped down her thighs. "I'll grab your suit!" Pip looked over the desk at Joel as they walked out.
"…I think you're hired, Joel," Pip said, as Joel cheered weakly. Both hands, thumbs up.
"Yeah."
"There are paper towels in the lounge. Can you clean up your mess?"
Huntress and Tia, however, walked out of the office part of their 'studio' and walked over to the 'studio' part of their studio. Usually, where they shot the porn and the shower. Tia opened it up and walked the mostly naked Huntress into the shower as she yanked off her mask.
"Guy must dumped a whole jar of nut butter in me." Grumbled Huntress as Tia just clapped.
"Thanks for breaking them in!" she said as Huntress shrugged.
"It's the job. Better than doing actual porn at least." Huntress took off her boots and gloves, leaving them on a small table as she stepped into the shower and turned it on. "MMN!" soaking her beautiful, voluptuous body down as Tia watched.
"So what you're SAYING is I should be a Superbabe!" she said, as Huntress laughed, gargling and spitting.
"I don't think Orders would hire you."
"Pfft!" Tia giggled, "Pshaw… like she'd pass up me!" she said as Huntress chuckled and kept washing.
"No comment." She finished washing and rinsed herself off as she stepped out of the shower and grabbed a towel.
"So final verdict?"
"Guy's got stamina issues, but I think you can work on it," Huntress replied, pulling on her clothes. "…He is big though…where did you find him?"
"He found us." She tapped her chin. "Said he had a threesome with a 'size queen' and they said he should get into porn." Huntress stared at Tia for a second, seemed to think on it, then shrugged.
"You know, even for me, that doesn't really sound that strange." Tia giggled before producing a wallet from her short-shorts and handing her a large wad of it. "Give Orders, my best!" she said as Huntress slid the money into a pouch around her belt.
"I'll try. But she's fickle." Huntress noted, waving to Tia as she strutted out of the studio, passing by Joel and Pip. "Later, Pip."
"Bye." He said
"Bye! Bye, Ms. Heather Hottie…" Joel said as Pip casually guided him towards the studio and the showers.
"See you later, Joel." She said, bouncing down the stairs, out the front door, and back to the car.
Time: 8:36 PM. Place: Gotham (Superbabes)
Huntress walked into Superbabes, tossing her hair with one hand and producing the cash with the other as she walked to Orders' counter and put it down. "Tia says 'Hi'."
Orders nostrils flared just a little as she took a breath and calmly exhaled. "She's persistent."
"She seems to think you're very good friends," Huntress replied as Orders grunted.
"I don't have friends, Laura." She declared as Giganta coughed. "…Fine, I have friends, but Tia is not one of them," she corrected to everyone's collected, skeptical gaze.
"Alright, whatever you say, boss," Laura replied with a shrug, before heading over to the poker table to play poker with Izzy and Alice. "Alright, deal me in, girls."
"So what did Tia want?" Izzy asked, dealing Laura into the game as the basically retired pornstar picked up the cars. "A return of Heather Hottie?"
"No. Well… kinda." Laura admitted, "She wanted me to break in some new guy hire. Some young guy with a big dick named Joel."
"Joel?" Izzy replied, looking excited as Alice groaned.
"Oh fuck."
"Scraggly hair, skinny dude, massive dick?"
"Yeah. Know him?" Laura asked hesitantly
"He tried to use us for his magic act and ended up ripping his pants off." Izzy declared, laughing, "…Our resident Size queen told him to get into porn… after we banged him."
"Fuck you too, Izzy," Alice replied bluntly as Laura looked between them.
"…That feels like a story…" Laura noted sarcastically, as Izzy REALLY tapped into her DM energy and prepared herself in style to tell the tale.
"OOOOH yes." Izzy declared, "Let me tell you a tale of Alice's unrepentant size-queenery."
"Fuck. You. Too. IZZY." Alice grumbled, but blushed heavily as Izzy filled Laura in on her and Alice's 'filling in' the other day.
End
Izzy and Alice's 2 for 1 is going to be a sponsored idea on my Patreon. Ideally, I'll do it soon-ish :)
Anyway, Next up is Ciara