[After the two brothers found out that Kaguya had used the God Tree to sacrifice human lives and create the White Zetsu army, Hagoromo, who had just lost his girlfriend, was so excited that he nearly cried tears of joy—because he finally had a reason to go home and beat up his own mother, Kaguya.]
[From this, we can see: the destruction of a family always starts with domestic violence.]
[Wanting to learn Sage Arts, Hagoromo followed the old toad to Mount Myōboku, while Hamura, who wasn't interested in learning, went home first to keep Kaguya calm.
[But not long after Hamura got home, Kaguya saw through his little scheme, pinned her rebellious son to the ground, and gave him a savage beating—then brainwashed him for good measure.
[Meanwhile, at Mount Myōboku, Hagoromo was learning Sage Arts with the old toad. When he heard from the little toads that they couldn't contact his younger brother, he panicked—because he was a serious little brother-con.
[But since he had already learned Sage Mode, he immediately said goodbye to the old toad and rushed back home.
[Not long after, Kaguya saw her son Hagoromo return from Mount Myōboku. She decided it was time to "educate" this rebellious child.
[But what she didn't expect was that Hagoromo was right in the middle of his "dead girlfriend rebellion phase," so the two of them started flinging insults at each other.
[After their little verbal battle—basically a huge argument—Kaguya got so angry she wanted to stuff both of these ungrateful brats back into her womb and merge the chakra that she believed rightfully belonged to her.]
"Sigh~ Why do I suddenly feel kind of bad for Kaguya?"
In Tobirama's office, watching Kaguya's two rebellious sons, Mito sighed and felt a pang of sympathy for her.
Her and Hashirama's son had also been rebellious in his youth.
Even though everything had been arranged for him, he insisted on doing the opposite.
He refused to follow the path she and Hashirama had set, and even ran off to marry a noblewoman from the Land of Fire.
Not long after they had their son, Nawaki, he died during a mission—caught in an enemy trap filled with explosive tags.
Maybe they were afraid Hashirama would take revenge, because the enemies destroyed her son's body completely.
Even when they wanted to retrieve some of his remains to perform Edo Tensei, they couldn't.
"Not just maybe... Kaguya must've been really heartbroken."
Hearing this, even Hashirama—usually full of smiles—fell into a rare moment of sadness.
Obviously, just like Mito, he was also reminded of his own rebellious son who died in a tragic way.
"Big Brother, Sister-in-law, I understand how you feel, but Kaguya's situation isn't the same as yours."
The Uchiha brothers didn't know why Mito and Hashirama were feeling down, but Tobirama knew exactly why.
Not wanting them to stay in that mood, Tobirama continued, "Hagoromo and Hamura were rebellious, yes, but their reason was for the sake of humanity. They didn't want their mother, Kaguya, to keep sacrificing humans to create the White Zetsu.
From their perspective, Kaguya was the villain. Even if she was their mother, she was still the bad guy to them.
But your situation is different. Your son may have been rebellious too, but I believe in his eyes, you're at most just annoying parents who didn't understand him—not villains."
The Uchiha brothers looked at each other.
After hearing Tobirama's explanation, they finally understood why Hashirama and Mito were feeling so down.
It turned out that seeing the rebellious Hamura brothers had reminded them of their own rebellious son.
But the Uchiha brothers had their doubts.
Would Tobirama's speech really cheer up the couple?
Saying they weren't villains, just annoying parents—what kind of comfort was that?
Just as Madara was wondering whether he should say something, Hashirama suddenly perked up. He patted Tobirama on the shoulder and said, "Little brother, you're right. In our son's eyes, Mito and I probably weren't seen as villains."
Mito also nodded and said, "Yes, Tobirama, you're right. But next time, don't say that again. We don't want to be villains, but we also don't want to be seen as annoying parents either."
Tobirama chuckled when he heard that. "Big Brother, Sister-in-law, your bodies are still young now. How about… you have another child?"
"Hehe, that depends on your big brother."
Suddenly, for some reason, Hashirama's face turned extremely pale.
He carefully glanced at Mito, then said in a trembling voice, "Let's talk about that later..."
"This won't do."
Tobirama squinted his eyes.
He had said so much nonsense, didn't he just want to bring the conversation to this point?
If he wasn't going to be happy, then no one else should be either.
Even if the person was his older brother.
Tobirama: My dear Onii-chan, when you forcefully demanded that I marry, you never expected I'd have this move, huh? Hahahaha!
"As the saying goes, 'There's no time like the present,' 'It's better to meet by chance than to invite,' 'The plan for the year lies in spring, the plan for the day lies in the morning,' Love is something that comes naturally, and intention is something that will meet. I'm just so eager to meet my little nephew who is still nothing but air."
Damn.
Hashirama thought Tobirama was completely insane. Not only did he not understand his look, but he was also speaking in a disjointed, incoherent manner. It was totally unreasonable.
"Honey~ I think Tobirama is right, don't you agree?"
Looking at Mito's eyes, which had turned into crescent shapes, Hashirama shuddered and, in defeat, replied, "Ah, yes, yes, yes, you're both right."
[At this point, Hamura had already been controlled by Kaguya, so these two alien brothers had a fight.]
[And so, the Six Paths boys never officially debuted before it ended.]
[Hagoromo killed his younger brother Hamura, activated the Rinnegan, and after coming to his senses, Hagoromo used an S-rank flash item from Mount Myoboku to revive Hamura.]
[Kaguya watched in silence as her two sons performed these bizarre moves, her face devoid of expression.]
[At the same time, Hagoromo continued to show off his newly activated Rinnegan to Kaguya.]
[Kaguya was extremely displeased and decided to take action by pushing these two incompetent sons back into her womb.]
[In the distance, the God Tree transformed into the Ten Tails, its intention being to collect the chakra of Hamura and Hagoromo.]
[And so, the two alien brothers fought the Ten Tails, which had transformed from the God Tree, for several months, with the Tailed Beast Bombs being fired more frequently than Italian cannons.]
[The Earth Mother said, "Can these three dead aliens and that ugly-tailed beast just go back to their home planet already?"
[In the end, the alien brothers used the "Chibaku Tensei" to seal Kaguya.
[The Ten Tails cried at that moment, and the Earth Mother also cried: "You aliens are fighting, fine, but you even used the Earth's resources to build a moon. No sense of sustainable development, just wasting resources! Ah~ spit!"
[Before the moon was fully built, Kaguya, through her will, gave birth to the true, great filial son: Black Zetsu.
[Later, Black Zetsu spent a long time becoming the writer for Naruto, creating the entangled relationships in Naruto, which is famously known as the "Snake-Skinned Black Zetsu's Alien Adventures to Save His Mother."]
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