[Facing a group of ordinary people, Kaguya used the "Lie Down and Sleep" technique, making the mob fall into a deep sleep. Then, she walked straight up to the emperor, who was completely confused by what had just happened, and calmly explained: she was the guardian of the God Tree.]
[Since Kaguya said so, the emperor simply believed her.]
[And so, Kaguya, who descended from the sky, was naturally treated as a celestial being. The emperor even assigned her a servant named Aino. Yep… the whole thing was pretty silly.]
In Tobirama's office, everyone was speechless as they watched the naive emperor.
One moment he was ready to yell and fight Kaguya, the next he just accepted her as a celestial being. Yeah, that was pretty ridiculous—even just a little resistance would've been better.
"Heh, not bad. People back then were pretty simple."
"Simple?"
Madara let out a cold laugh, glancing at Hashirama and said, "More like their brains weren't working right."
Hashirama shrugged, not bothering to argue.
He thought about it and felt like people back then weren't too bad either.
If today's shinobi world had people like that, there'd probably be a lot less conflict.
Well, that's why Madara is Hashirama's best bro.
Madara could more or less guess what Hashirama was thinking, "Don't tell me you think those people were great or something?"
"Why not?"
"Don't forget, they still went to war. And people die in wars."
"At least their wars weren't as intense as ours, right?"
"So you're saying the reason shinobi wars are so intense… is because of chakra?"
Madara looked at Hashirama in surprise, actually seeing him in a new light.
"I didn't exactly mean that, but now that you mention it, maybe the extreme wars on this continent really do have something to do with chakra."
"Even if it's related to chakra, what can you do about it? Go find the Sage of Six Paths and beat him up? Or force all ninja to stop using jutsu?"
Hashirama shook his head and said, "That's not realistic."
"Hah, so you do know it's not realistic."
Madara shook his head and continued, "Forget it. Thinking about these deep issues isn't for you. You should focus on arranging Tobirama and Izuna's marriage instead."
Tobirama, Izuna: ???
Izuna: Big brother, don't you think there's something wrong with what you just said?
Tobirama: What the hell, do you even hear yourself right now? Damn it!
Madara: ㄟ(▔,▔)ㄏ
[One day, the neighboring country "Land of That" came over to stir up trouble in "Land of Ancestors". They made up a story that a piece of land had originally belonged to them, trying to pressure "Land of Ancestors" into giving it up. The unspoken meaning? Give it up, or we go to war.]
[Their military strength was three times stronger than "Land of Ancestors". The emperor of "Land of Ancestors" was quite uneasy in the face of this threat.]
[But the emperor was just a side character. We don't need to bother with his thoughts. Just let him stand there like background decoration.]
[That night, the emperor took off a coat from Aino's body and went to offer it to Kaguya, who was stargazing. He was trying to win her favor, hoping to make his "little bird return to the nest" while the nation stood at the brink of crisis.]
[That night, Kaguya and he "grew" together.]
[Heh, an alien and a human—this is such nonsense.]
[Compared to the anime version, this uploader still prefers the manga storyline. In the manga, Kaguya and the emperor didn't do anything inappropriate. Her two sons had nothing to do with the emperor and were born naturally.]
"Hayashi Sora's commentary is spot-on. An alien and someone from this land—don't they have reproductive isolation or something?"
In the timeline of the Third Hokage, Orochimaru, as a biology expert, naturally understood what reproductive isolation meant.
Without using unnatural methods, different species can't produce children together.
Looking at those two on the screen—they're not just different species, they're from different planets! And yet somehow they gave birth to Hamura and Hagoromo?
"Let's step back for a moment—even assuming that emperor... um... could he even pierce Kaguya Ōtsutsuki's hymen?"
"Orochimaru, if you're going to roast someone, just do it. Why are you even bringing that hymen into it?"
Seeing Tsunade suddenly get angry, Orochimaru suddenly realized and said, "I forgot, you're still an old virgin. Normally, your hymen should be, uh..."
Tsunade was already furious at Orochimaru for bringing up anything about a hymen.
But when he wouldn't shut up and even called her an old virgin, the enraged Tsunade couldn't hold back anymore and punched Orochimaru hard.
"Tsunade, Orochimaru, stop messing around. If you break something, we'll have to pay to replace it."
Jiraiya covered his face with both hands.
On the surface, he seemed speechless at his two teammates.
But in reality, he just didn't want anyone to see how happy he looked.
As for why he was happy?
Well, those who know, know.
[Because the Emperor of the Land of Ancestors never responded to the request for territory, when the Land of That sent troops, the Emperor was still in Kaguya's residence, enjoying the romantic scenery, being all lovey-dovey with an alien, gazing at the stars together.]
[It wasn't until his subordinates reported the situation that the Emperor finally decided to go to the battlefield.]
[Since the Land of That had spies planted in the Land of Ancestors' army—and because they were very curious about the celestial being Kaguya who descended there—their forces used the spy's intel to be the first to locate Kaguya's residence.]
[Realizing something was wrong, Kaguya grabbed Aino's hand and sprinted like crazy.]
[But the area was already surrounded by the enemy army. With no way out, the trapped Kaguya had no choice but to go on a blood rampage.]
[The grunts charged at Kaguya, and she used the pressure of her Byakugan to blast away two of them.]
[Hayashi Sora: Damn~ You can use the Byakugan like that? Hiashi bro, what exactly did you inherit?]
"Wait a second, I've always been confused—why do Kaguya's eyes look just like the Byakugan?
So they really are the Byakugan, huh?
Which means Hamura's eyes that look like the Byakugan are... actually Byakugan too?"
After learning Kaguya's eyes were indeed the Byakugan, Tobirama's expression subtly changed.
"Hamura inherited his mother's eyes. That's not really surprising, is it?"
Hashirama didn't understand why Tobirama's expression changed so drastically.
It was just inheriting a Kekkei Genkai from their parents—was that really worth such a big reaction?
"From what we know, the Senju and Uchiha clans both descend from Hagoromo, the Sage of Six Paths. So if Hamura, who had the Byakugan, is involved... could he be the ancestor of the Hyuga clan too?"
Everyone present looked at each other in surprise.
After the Senju and Uchiha, the Hyuga might also end up being part of this extended family.
"Guys, I have a terrifying thought."
Just thinking about gaining another 'relative' made Izuna's little head flood with a ridiculous idea.
"What kind of thought?"
"What if... all the famous Kekkei Genkai in the ninja world actually came from Kaguya's linenage?"
"That's... that's one terrifying theory."
If that's true, then all these clans have been fighting each other for years—only to find out they're all related in the end?
Man, that's just way too awkward.
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