Konosuba Q&A: Eris
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[Please tell me how you feel about taking the last spot away from your senpai. I want to hear how you feel after taking the last spot despite not being the protagonist or main heroine.]
"Aaah, Senpai, Kazuma-san, I'm sorry! I was just summoned here… Ah, what should I do. Senpai is going to talk my ear off again…"
[Which is the true you, Chris or Eris?]
"Both of them are me. It's like the difference between my working life and my private life… Yes, in private, I tease Darkness and guzzle Crimson Beer…"
[I found a store in a certain town run by a Devil and an undead, so do you have anything to say to Kazuma?]
"… … Err… If possible, please forget about the answer that Chris gave to that question…"
[Please marry me.]
"If I do sexual things, I'll lose my powers as a goddess, so I won't do such things. Are you fine with that? Incidentally, if you cheat, you'll receive divine punishment."
[How did you get that scar on your cheek?]
"This scar is… Well, lets save that story for when I'm together with Darkness as Chris. Hehe, I'm sure she'll find that story amusing."
[Do you have a hobby you enjoy on the low?]
"It'd have to be the games and manga that Senpai orders from Japan using her authority. Back then, she told me to hold on to some of it because she ordered a little too much and might get in trouble for abusing her authority if the higher ups came knocking, but… Occasionally, I indulge in them."
[Are you really looking forward to Kazuma-san's visits?]
"The truth is, a little… Ah, no, I shouldn't say that. Sorry. It'd be like I'm looking forward to seeing Assistant-kun… Kazuma-san meet a horrible end. I'll reflect on it.
[What was the most trouble Aqua ever caused you?]
"There was this one time when Senpai sent over a Lich named Keel… He kept clamouring to meet with his wife no matter what form he had to become… What happened to Keel after that? … Hehe, he seems to be living a happy life… Keep this a secret from the others in heaven, okay?"
[As someone who has become a national religion in this world, what do you wish for this world to become?]
"Of course, I want this world to become a wonderful world where everyone, including Assistant-kun and Senpai can laugh without a care."
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Konosuba Q&A: Aqua
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(Right, let's go, Nature's Beauty–!)
[I really look up to you, so I've been practicing "Nature's beauty" at home, but it isn't going very well. Do you have any tips?]
"Write your name on this admission form, donate, and pray to the goddess Aqua for power… once you've done that, all that's left is to become an adventurer and press the nature's beauty option once you've gotten enough skill points."
[Aqua-sama, you can purify liquids by contact, but you don't purify tea and the like when you are drinking?]
"It does happen sometimes on accident. If I make sure it doesn't touch my lips too much, I can drink it. Also, I'm very careful while drinking alcohol, so I've never accidentally purified alcohol even once!"
[I was eaten by a giant frog! please help me!]
"Giant frogs are the natural enemy of goddesses, so I can't help you. Sorry. Kazuma-san once told me "I'll give you a secret sure kill technique. If you ever come across an enemy you can't defeat, use sacred create water to wash them away", but it swam."
[You said when Kazuma started rusltling in the stables, you turned around and faced the other way, but did you always completely turn the other way?]
"Of course. Goddess don't lie. Don't worry about that. That's the benevolence of a goddess."
[Is there anything you want to apologize to Kazuma for? We are at the very end, so si there anything you've been hiding from him and couldn't say till now?]
"… Well, I did lie in the previous question. I couldn't help it, you were rustling like crazy. But I only peeked once."
[During the popularity poll, there was an amazing button that only Aqua could use, right? Is it really alright for a goddess to be doing such things?]
"It's precisely because I'm a goddess. Gods are creatures that forgive and pass judgement. That means I can just forgive myself and there's no problem!"
[What do you think of your party members? Please tell me their good points one by one]
"They are all my precious servants. Megumin's good point has to be her explosion after all. Darkness is that she makes really good tea. As for Kazuma… Oh no, I can't think of anything!"
[Do you enjoy life in another world? Are you glad to be in the other world with Kazuma?]
"As the goddess of the Axis cult, I leave everything to tomorrow and enjoy myself to the fullest. Am I glad to be in this world? Well, to be honest, being together with everyone isn't bad, I can be safe around them… Keep it a secret from the others, okay?"
[Are you aware that Megumin and Darkness like Kazuma?]
"I live together with them, so of course I know. If they end up having children with Kazuma, I'll give them a goddess's blessing and protect them. And once everyone has gone to heaven, I'll return to heaven and watch over their descendants."
[Tell us your impressions about being the last. A few words for the hikineet who couldn't take the day 1 spot]
"See, Kazuma, I am the main heroine and face of this work that swoops in to take the main spotlight! I think I answered the various questions in a very goddess like manner! Now then, if you are my believers… It'd help alot if you'd buy it!"
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Konosuba Q&A: Kazuma
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[How do you feel about not being the last in line despite being the main character? How do you feel about scoring low on the popularity rankings? Please tell me how you feel about not being the last?]
"Alright, that's it. I'm not Megumin, but if you want a fight I'll give you one."
[Back when you were in the stables, do you reeeeaally not feel any kind of lust towards Aqua?]
"I'll sue you for slander."
[Do you plan to carry Megumin in a princess carry like you did with Darkness?]
"There was this one time when I got chased by a kobold while accompanying Megumin on her daily routine. I got chased by it, tripped, fell, and twisted my leg, so Megumin had to princess carry me."
[Who would you choose? What about a confession?]
"Now that the fate of the world is riding on us defeating the Demon King, it's not the time to be concerned about such matters. Who would I choose? Heroes aren't the type to be tied down to one person like that… Okay, I'm sorry… Can we leave the talk about confessions and stuff until after the demon king is defeated?"
[Lynn said that you should hurry up and get together already. Do you have anything to say in response?]
"Someone named Dark Stalker who had an advanced class came to the guild and said 'I've come to recieve… kidnap you. My princess is you, Lynn' and acted alot like Dust."
[What would you do if you could return to Japan for one day? Any words to your family in Japan?]
"If I could go back, I'd wipe the contents of my PC and write a thank you letter to my parents… Hmm? I don't know why, but I get the feeling that I've already done that…"
[Do you regret taking Aqua-sama with you? If you could take a cheat level item or ability again, what would you take?]
"I want an ability to make beautiful girls fall in love with me unconditionally and pamper me, but after forming a rotten bond with her, I'll have to go with Aqua. She'd cry otherwise."
[What's the most memorable thing you've done after living and and adventuring with those three?]
"Coming home after experiencing a major ordeal, quarreling with Aqua when she refuses to accept fault, Megumin being completely limp after using her spell, and Darkness trying to mediate it all… At the end of the day, I don't hate this kind of life."
[What are you thoughts on this world? What is the best thing about coming to another world?]
"… Well, it's not too bad. Even now I don't regret anything. The best thing, huh? Well, meeting them, going on heart pounding adventures, the romance with a princess, I've made alot of good memories, but… it'd have to be the Succubus service."
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Konosuba Q&A: Megumin
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[Megumin, have you had any feelings or thoughts about your own voice before?]
"There was this one time Kazuma told me 'If I close my eyes and just listen to your voice, you sound just like a pretty girl', so I strangled him, but for a sourpuss like him to say that, my voice must sound quite beautiful indeed."
[Are you not afraid of your robe slipping off?]
"It's made by the magical techniques the crimson demons are proud of, so it will not slip or come loose. Though, it it gets hit by a magic attack, my panties might become visible in a flash."
[When did you realize you liked Kazuma?]
"Back when he carried me every day, I started thinking that he had a wide back, and eventually felt safe there. It was then I thought, ah, I think I like this man… what are you making me say!?"
[What are your plans for the Megumin theiving band? What would you do if you became the Demon King?]
"Take over the world."
[Will you let Yunyun as part of your friends? What is the most memorable duel you had with her?]
"She's my nemesis. As for most memorable, the one duel I decided that we should never do again is the one where we competed in who has the most friends… Well, if Yunyun said she wants to be my friend, I won't refuse…"
[What do you think of the craters that your Explosion Magic leave behind?]
"I think the footprints that I carve into the earth is what true art is like. Whenever I create a crater that seems particularly good, I always protest against the foreman's earth filling team."
[Chomusuke just breathed fire! Just what is that cat?]
"If you start saying strange things like Kazuma, people are going to see you as a weirdo. Come to think of it, he's been spending quite a bit of time with Chomusuke as of late. He gives her alot of food and shares his mana with her with Drain Touch for some reason and other such strange actions…"
[Do you know of a cat named Puck?]
"I do not, but compared to a normal cat's name like Chomusuke, the name Puck has an evil air around it."
[Do you like your name, Megumin?]
"It's a name that sounds mature, cool, with just the hint of danger, so I really love it."
[If you have to choose between Kazuma and Explosion Magic, which would you choose?]
"I'm a greedy woman who doesn't know when to give up. Even if that man was sent into another world, I'll have to shatter the boundaries between worlds with my Explosion!"
[Between the Best Mage and the Strongest Mage, which title would you prefer?]
"The strongest and best mage is best. Any mage who calls themselves the strongest or the best without consulting me will have to answer to me… I've answered even more questions than Yunyun? Well, I can't lose to her, after all… Today, I win too!"
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Konosuba Q&A: Darkness
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[You know, it feels like you'll feel it more if you take hits without wearing armour, and it'd be easier to get your clothes torn off too. Is there a reason you are attached to cladding yourself in armour?]
"It's a necessary component. It feels great to be taken down while clad in tough armour after resisting with all your might. If I have to go into more detail, it'd be (Omited for R rating)"
[Do you really like Kazuma? If you do, no matter what anyone says, you need to use your special skills! Your special skills!]
"H-How am I supposed to use my high defence…"
[Are you aware of Chris's true identity?]
"Who do you think I am? I'm not dense like Aqua… I always thought that she was up to something, but I never expected her to be the boss of the rumoured masked thieving band…"
[Which noble do you have the hardest time dealing with?]
"There was this once when Aqua said she wanted to be more popular, and used the fact that she once saved my father to become a noble for a day and named herself Actiness Ford Lalatina… "
[I've heard that Eris worshippers have small breasts… Are you really an Eris worshipper? Are Lalatina's tits hard too?Is it true that you are still calling yourself 18 years old even after you've celebrated your birthday? Are you afraid of being left behind? And you are a divorcee too. Just how many traits does Mamatina intend to gather up?]
"I'll kill you"
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Konosuba Q&A: Chris
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[Out of all the things you've stolen, what is the most amazing?]
"That'd be your heart… Sorry, that was a joke."
[How did you get that scar on your cheek?]
"Well, now, this scar is the result of a very important moment with Darkness, so I'm not telling you that story so easily. Hmm, how about you buy me a mug of crimson beer?"
[Boss, how experienced are you with romance? Have you ever been hit upon?]
"I have alot of experience. I've gone on plenty of dates too. I've even been hit on a ton. Though the fact that most of them are girls is a little difficult."
[What happened to Aigis after that?]
"I know he was at the Crimson Demon Village, but it seems like he's gotten attached to the girls in the village. It seems like he's hanging around the village and the capital right now. I wonder what he's up to there. Come to think of it, there is a member of the thieving group that has a name really similar to Aigis…"
[If there happened to be a magic item store run by a lich and a devil, what would you think of it?]
"There's no way a store like that could exist… If such a store really existed, I'll accept any punishment game you think up, assistant-kun"
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Konosuba Q&A: Lynn
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[About that tail-]
"I said I won't answer any questions about that! I'll blow you away… It's still a secret."
[Have you ever been hit on?]
"Not at all. It's not just me, most of the female adventurers in town have never been hit on. It's strange, isn't it? There aren't any adult stores in town either."
[A word about Kazumin]
"I think they should hurry up and get together already."
[Is the relationship between Dust and that noble progressing well?]
"It is. They should hurry up and get together already."
[Is being together in a party with Dust, Keith, and Taylor fun? How did the four of you meet?]
"Everyone is an idiot, but it's fun. They get up to stupid things if you take your eyes of them for an instant, but everyone's an idiot, so it's fun. As for how we ended up in a party together… That's still a secret."
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Konosuba Q&A: Dust
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[What do you think of Line Shaker?]
"I don't know him that well, but I think he's one of the strongest, coolest, kindest, and most handsome men I know."
[When did you change your eye colour?]
"At the Crimson Demon Village souvenir shop. They were selling a magic item set that can turn you into a Crimson Demon at a discount."
[Does Emperor Zell look like a dragon to you?]
"That's definitely a chicken. Speaking of which, Aqua once said "As a fellow dragon lover, I'll give you this lizard I found in Kazuma's yard. I named it Jihad in anticipation of the battle between that strange devil and the goddess." before forcing a lizard onto me…"
[Between Loli Succubus and Lynn, whose breasts are bigger?]
"I won't be able to tell without touching it myself. I'll investigate this matter and report back, leave it to me."
[What is the best dream you've requested from the succubus service?]
"This was originally the idea of my best friend who has the weakest class, but I'm currently addicted to having the succubus I request appear in my dream so I can legally sexually harass her. He occasionally comes up with some really ingenious ideas."
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Konosuba Q&A: Yunyun
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[Do you want to be my friend?]
"If I take you seriously, you'll just go "Too bad, it was Moi!" You do this almost every week, so I won't fall for it anymore… No, really, I wont!"
[Any solo games that you recommend?]
"I recommend playing competitive games. Incidentally, I've practiced playing all kinds of competitive games so that I can rise to the challenge if I'm ever invited."
[What do you think of Megumin and Kazuma who are constantly flirting?]
"Megumin used to take the stance of "who cares about romance", so I think she has really fallen far. While Megumin is concerning herself with matters of love, I, as her rival is working on reaching ever greater heights, so I'm not particularly bothered by it."
[What is your ideal man?]
"A kind man who wouldn't get annoyed even if we meet every day, and who will nod along when I tell him about what happened today over a meal and doesn't get angry even if I stick to him… my target is to be independent, so I'm not really interested."
[How many friends do you have?]
"I have a lot… I have a lot."
[Honestly, do you like Vanir and Dust?]
"… I don't dislike the two of them."
[How many "How to make friends with XX" books do you have]
"I don't know about that precise title, but I've studied 'How to understand the feelings of Algae', 'How to talk to Kobolds', 'The road of a golemmaster', 'Goblin language course even a goblin can understand' and learnt plenty of things. I also have many other books…"
[How big is the house you live alone in?]
"Big enough to easily have a hundred friends over at the same time."
[If a button labeled "will definitely make you friends" was being sold for a billion eris, what would you do?]
"I bought a 'pot that'll ensure you have a wonderful meeting', and a 'power stone that will bring you happiness', but none of them worked, so I won't rely on such items anymore."
[Are there any good spots where you can take a walk alone?]
"The main street of Axel. If you spend half a day walking around that street, the chances of running into someone you know is high. … Eh? I've answered too many questions? I mean, it's been awhile since I've talked to people…"
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Konosuba Q&A: Luna
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[What is your current relationship with Vanir?]
"He's a friend I occasionally drink with. He lets me vent about my frustrations at work"
[Honestly, who is the most problematic adventurer in the guild?]
"The long time customer that pretends to be a veteran adventurer and goes up to newbie adventurers to say stuff like "Honestly, you guys aren't suited for the rough work of being an adventurer. This is for your own good, it's best to quit…"
[What do you do on your day off?]
"I relax by feeding wild neroids."
[What's your cup size? When are you getting married?]
"I'll put a bounty on your head."
[What is the hardest quest you've come across?]
"It would have to be: 'Please defeat the Demon King. The reward is a copper sword' and 'Please defeat the part time clerk who works at the magic item shop'. Incidentally, both quests were issued by the same person."
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Konosuba Q&A: Vanir
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[How do you gain more extra lives? How many extra lives do you have?]
"If you honestly and diligently perform evil deeds, the number of extra lives you have will naturally increase. Presently, moi is in possession of so many extra lives that the precise number has been forgotten."
[What's under your mask?]
"Looking under this mask is a limited service only available to customers only. Furthermore, depending on how much you spend, Moi shall take note of your tastes and create a face that pushes all of your buttons"
[How can I learn how to shoot a Vanir style Death Ray?]
"If you practice until you are on the verge of death, you'll learn how to use it eventually. Of course, it's a death ray, so the moment you use it, you will die."
[Whose dark emotions do you like the most?]
"The taste will change depending who it is and what the situation is. Currently, my staple food is Wiz, and my snack is the brat."
[Please foretell who Wiz and Yunyun will marry]
"Sometimes, the truth is a cruel thing. Even devils have a little bit of conscience."
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Konosuba Q&A: Wiz
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[Do Liches use the toilet?]
"They do not. In fact they don't have to eat at all, but if they don't, their bodies will slowly wither away until they end up as all bones like Keel."
[What is your age?]
"Undead don't grow, so the concept of age doesn't apply to them in the first place undead are creatures that have surpassed the limits of death, so old age is foreign to them, in other words-(Omitted for length)
[What is your best selling product?]
"That would be the Vanir-san doll that laughs at dawn. The Vanir-san dakimakura is also a fairly hot item. Kazuma really wanted that Dakimakura, but for some reason he refused to show it to me. Is Vanir-san really that sexy?"
[What is the total amount of debt you have?]
"To an undead creature who lives for an eternity, short term debt is but a trifling matter, don't you think? No one is good at something the moment they pick it up. It'll be fine as long as it eventually ends up in the black, no matter how many hundreds of years it takes… Vanir-san, why are you making that scary face?"
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Konosuba Q&A: Iris
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[About Iris's head grapes]
Those are wild grapes that jumped into Iris's room when she was a kid the moment she opened a window.
After a fierce fight, those grapes fell in love with Iris's strength.
It's a wonderful bundle of grapes that is prepared to sacrifice itself to serve as emergency rations should Iris be caught in a pinch.
[What does the grip of blahblahcalibur smell like?]
Kazuma: It smells like gauntlets the kendo club uses.
[What happened to Elroad's prince afterwards]
He wrote a letter and sent it to Iris to try and regain her favour, but it was intercepted by Claire.
However, in order to maintain good relations, Rain wrote a letter in reply.
Not knowing that the reply came from a girl older than him, the prince is constantly embarrassed by the calm and mature reply.
[Five ways Iris is able to sneak out of the castle]
Royal only passageway behind the fireplace
Escape through the window with her amazing physical abilities
Escape over the walls with her amazing physical abilities
Escape through the main gate with her amazing physical abilities
Say she wants to play outside and hope they'll let her.