"You! If you want to come back tomorrow, then I want to see you kick it into high gear! No more walking for you!"
"And you! If you drop that rock again, I am dropping you! Get moving!"
The manager was yelling at the top of her lungs as she directed the scene. Trying to squeeze the last bit of value from the workers to finish the quota for today.
At one point she got tired yelling and decided to grab a handful of fruits from her pocket again.
One of them just so happens to be a slightly shinier cut piece of banana.
Thinking nothing of it, she continued to eat her snacks while looking at everyone working.
It was at this moment she frowned; there was an old woman looking satisfied watching her.
She doesn't recognize this woman, she is too old to be working here and looks completely fearless when looking at her.
Either this is an unknown superior that came from a different branch or someone brave that sneaked in.
however, considering her age...
It's better to be polite before being direct.
But before she can say a word, she started feeling...weird.
A weird feeling like...
Being bloated.
...Then it happened.
The manager at this point started to expand. Increasing in size by nearly twice the original size every few seconds.
Everyone there were stunned, looking at the rapidly expanding manager.
Big yes, she was; but this is on another whole level of being huge.
Then it happened...
A quick blast of air.
A blast of air so powerful it knocked everyone dozens of feet away.
But it didn't end with just one blast.
Soon after another blast came, then another, and another.
The manager at this point had successfully taken off.
By a fart rocket...
Everyone in and around the mine quickly got up and left the area as fast as possible to a safe distance away from the stench.
It didn't take long after reaching a safe area for them to realize the sky seems to be a bit darker.
Looking up, you will see the manager... nearly the size of a building.
Still shooting tremendous amounts of natural gas.
At one point she balanced out and stayed at a certain height. Everyone was in too much shock to say anything about that though.
All they could do was stare at the large flying half woman half pig above them.
Yes.
Half woman...
Half pig.
Somehow, she looks more like a pig then they originally thought.
Add on to the fact she is constantly farting out rocket levels of thrust...
This is a day that will be remembered forever by them.
But it wasn't over yet.
The two streams of brown and white 'rainbows' seemed to be attracted to the manager for some reason.
Curving their path and circling around the manager high in the sky.
Creating a ring of brown and white circling around her.
When everyone thought this was the end and nothing else would happen.
She suddenly opened her mouth to sing; music and words started to play out from her.
But...
The words sang...
Are horrifying, for many reasons.
As if...
Everything was part of a plan.
"I can tell that you've never been true to me."