"Oi who's baby is this. I don't know this child"
A man in a yellow bucket hat and blue tracksuit set stood in the doorway. Whe light from behind him deifying him and making the baby on his porch cry.
"You cant, no you cant, no I won't have this." He said as he waved his hands at them. they couldn't take their eyes of off the man who was clearly not mr Dursley, Dumbledore give McGonagall a quick side look as the barely audible man continued
"If you want me to be responsible for it..." tapping his finger on his other palm he demanded "...I wanna see a DNA test"
Picking up the baby and getting a look at it set him into a mini rage
"What have you done to his head.. who's booked him on his noggin"
Sticking his finger in their face's
"I will not stand for this sort of thing, I'll have you know I do not like that at all.... it's like a Z on his face.. is he, was he attacked by zoro, I dont think I can keep him safe from zoro mate, I mean be realistic"
"He stopped crying" hagrid all but yelled
"Of course he did, I have a natural way with children, but that's not the issue"
"This is the wrong house my apologies"
"Oh yeah, who are you trying to be in contact with"
"The couple at 4 privit drive"
"No this is 2 privet drive number 4 over there"
As he pointed to the double story house on his right, still clutching Harry to his chest
"I know that fellow, he's quite unpleasant, he called the cops on my 97hour drum and bass party it was quite uncouth"
"Well we have to give him to them their his last remaining relatives, and we need him healthy to fulfil the proficiencie so..." and he reached out to grab the boy from him
"I don't care if there's a proficy, mate I don't. Is there like a stipend for that like"
"Yeah a few quid a month"
"How many quid a month do you get for him being the centerpeice of like an apocalyptic prophecy, cause if it dont make pounds it don't make quid and if it dont make shackles it don't make shillings love"
The trio gave each other a look as Dumbledore continued to try, and fail to pry the baby of of kev.
"A few"
".....I warn you if I keep this child I'm gonna dress him just like me, day one tracksuit items of clashing branding..... I don't know if I can stand to part with him now, I feel we've grown so close together...."
Finally grabbing the baby back
"Alright fine, jog on keep him, don't come back without vyvanse.. like alot of vyvanase"
As the door was shut behind him and he made his way to his car
The car turned out the drive way and dissapeared onto the street, McGonagall turned to the two left just as stunned, untill her face hardened.
"Dumbledoor let's think about this rationally, the dursleys already have a baby under the age of two to give them another would just cause then unnecessary problems, and this man seems to be..passionate., and he's financiallystable, has spare space and as he said the dursleys are quite...'uncouth'.. I've been watching them for the past few hours and they are quite unpleasant people, I believe he will grow up much more stable if he grows up with this man.."
"While I can't argue with that, the proficy states he has to live with his rela-"
"Fuck the proficy, I will not allow you to justify this decision with a proficy we don't know even contains him,