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Chapter 356 - Chapter 356: The Worst Of The Worst!: Welcome To The 12th Nova Clash! (Part 2)

"Hello there viewers, Angel Bluebell here...*I proceed to say this, while I am also proceeding to smile with both of my light blue eyes closed. To which I then proceed to open both of them back up again, in order for me to continue, to properly address the viewers*...But anyway viewers, how about we get on with the mandatory chapter recap, hmm?...*I proceed to say this, and while I am also proceeding to smile with both of my light blue eyes closed, and this is also while I am also proceeding to do this, in my usual very cute looking manner as well*"

Date: September 28, 2019

Okay, so getting back to the currently still ongoing situation and battle at hand. Which was just after I had gone and done my usual end of chapter fourth wall break moment, at the tail end of the last chapter.

And this was also after me, and every single one of my allies in The Four Aces Alliance, had all ended up in the Infinity Castle of the anime canon timeline of Demon Slayer. Which was also after me having attempted to try and make things fair quote unquote for Akaza, Zagato, and Geist. Which was to have me and most of my allies that were currently present, to sit the fight out temporarily, and only have Revy, Catherine, Koko, Yor, and Roberta, take on Akaza, Zagato, and Geist.

But with Loid Forger then proceeding to try and attempt to interject, which for those who had watched the Spy X Family anime? Well they would have already known all too well, that neither Loid, Yor, or Anya, knew who each other really were. What with Loid Forger being a spy who went by the code name of Twilight. And what with Yor Forger being an assassin, who was also known as the name of Thorn Princess. And yet this was not actually the case with Anya knowing about Loid and Yor, as for those who already know, Anya is actually Telepath. And with Lelouch then proceeding to offer the use of his Geass on Loid, Yor, and Anya. Any possible protesting from either Loid, Yor, or even Anya, would no longer wind up becoming a problem for me and the rest of my allies.

And this was also after I had proceeded to have Revy and Catherine send a clear and obvious message to Akaza, Zagato, and Geist. Which was that when villains wind up underestimating me and my allies with regard to what we can all do, then they had best be ready to not only be greatly disappointed. But they had also best be ready, to pay the price for assuming that something like two pairs of modified Beretta Pistols, when merged with the power of both the Dash Card and the Shadow Card, would wind up doing zero damage to Akaza and Geist. 

When in reality, it wound up not only doing a severe amount of damage, but because Revy and Catherine had both fired their two bullets at both of Akaza and Geist's shoulders, this had now effectively taken the both of them out of the fight completely.

But unfortunately, as I had been proceeding to tell Akaza as to why he, Geist, Zagato, and any other villain actually never wound up standing a chance against me and my allies in the first place. History with regard to when me and some of my allies had first crossed paths with a Nova from the Freezing anime canon timeline, had then proceeded to go and repeat itself.

And just to make things much worse then they already had been. The shrill shriek from the Nova had gone and caused Satellizer El Bridget, Ganessa Roland, Cathy Lockheart, and Amelia Evans, to all suddenly become wracked with an incredibly severe amount of pain. 

As this was caused by each of their respective group of Stigmata proceeding to suddenly resonate with the Nova. Which as aforementioned had wound up causing the severe pain that now wracked the four of them.

And though Chiffon Aoi had gone and saved me and the rest of my allies back in the Madoka Magica anime canon timeline. With her having gone and made the ultimate sacrifice play in order to do this. We all already knew, that this was now no longer an available option to me and my allies. So as it stood, me and the rest of The Four Aces Alliance, were now currently in a very bad way. And no, I don't mean Wicked Wiz and his YouTube video of 'Worst Game On Steam? - Bad Way,' when I mean this either. Or as it is was also sometimes referred to as by Wicked Wiz, 'The Uncharted That We Have At Home.'

But anyway, with what was now about to happen? Well, it would help to show that even in what can possibly be a unwinnable situation. That like the French Foreign Legion and their fight at the Battle of Camarón. Then even in such dire straits at it currently was with me and all of my present allies against the current massive army of Nova. Then we must still be more then willing fight to our very last breath in what was currently a clearly unwinnable situation. Because we all knew that if we didn't, then trillions of lives across dozens of anime canon timelines, would wind up paying the ultimate price alongside us.

And so now currently lingered the current question in me and everyone of my other allies minds. Was this upcoming imminent fight against the massive army of Nova, was what was going to wind up being our last stand?

And so, with all of this now very much in mind, and with us now getting right back into the current situation, that had gone and developed at the tail end of the previous chapter...

"You have got to be kidding me right now! Just where on earth did all of these Nova come from?! There's got to be at least 25 of them here!" The still very much unmistakable voice of one Edward Elric, or the Fullmetal Alchemist as he was also known as. Had proceeded to speak up and yell out with, from out of seemingly nowhere. Which during this very same instance, Edward Elric had proceeded to yell out this statement of his, with a very shocked looking expression also being present on his face. And then, yet still not even the slightest bit surprising in even the slightest bit...

"You know I'm surprised that you can see that there are at least that many. You know what with you being..." The still very much unmistakable voice of Kurumu Kurono, had now proceeded to go and say over to Edward Elric with in response. But thankfully, since I already knew exactly what Kurumu was about to attempt to go and say over to Edward Elric. I quickly decided to go and speak up, and thus cut off Kurumu midway through her statement. And as for me, and my response over to Kurumu...

"Hey Kurumu, how about you do me and the viewers a favor, and perhaps don't finish that statement of yours, hmm? Because you know as well as me and the viewers do, that you were just about to go and make fun of Edwards..." I had then proceeded to go and say back over to Kurumu with in response. And sure enough, as Kurumu had then proceeded to go and respond back over to me, thus cutting me off midway through my statement over to her...

"Alright fine Bluebell I get the message, you know you can be a real killjoy sometimes!" Kurumu had then proceeded to go and respond back over to me, in what was currently a clearly somewhat hurt sounding tone to her voice. Which was further compounded by Kurumu also proceeding to show a now very cute looking pout on her face. And as for me, and my response back over to Kurumu...

"And just what exactly would you like me to do Kurumu? I mean do you want me to show sympathy on your behalf? Do you want me to attempt to try and lie to the viewers on your behalf? Because you do realize that the viewers reading this chapter, already knew that you were about to try and make fun of Edward regarding his..." I had then proceeded to go and say back over to Kurumu with in response. Only for someone else to then proceed to step in, and thus wind up cutting me off midway through my statement back over to Kurumu. But unlike a good portion of the previous times that this had proceeded to go and happen, neither of my light blue eyes, had proceeded to go and visibly start to twitch. And as for who it was that had decided to go and do this to me this time? Well you see about that...

"Hey Bluebell, now I don't mean to be rude by interrupting your current conversation with Kurumu here, but we have a massive army of Nova here to deal with. So perhaps we should save this until after we have dealt with the present threat?" The still very much unmistakable voice, of one Phantom Thief Jeanne, had proceeded to go and say over to me with in response. Which she had done, in order to try and attempt to get me back on course. Which thankfully wound up doing the trick...

"R-right Jeanne how silly of me. And you have my thanks Jeanne for getting me back on track so too speak regarding the current perilous situation that we all currently find..." I had then proceeded to go and say over to Phantom Thief Jeanne with in response. And yet Kurumu was apparently not satisfied that me and her had finished our recent conversation between each other. And so, and yet still not even the least bit surprising in even the slightest bit...

"So that's it Bluebell?! You just make fun of me for trying to be witty and..." Kurumu had then proceeded to go and attempt to say back over to me quite angrily with in response. Only for me to then once again turn my attention back overt to Kurumu, to which I then proceeded to cut her off midway through her clearly quite angry statement and response back over to me. And as for me and my response back over to Kurumu. Which was as an all too familiar smug and witty looking smirk had also now proceeded to once again quickly find its way onto my face...

"Well Kurumu if you want to put it like that then yes. And by the way Kurumu, I don't ever recall this ever being like Conversation Street was on The Grand Tour? Because you see Kurumu, unlike James May, you don't really have much of a say on how I conduct myself when it comes to being smug and witty. Hey Moka do you by any chance have anything you want to add? Because unless I am mistaken snaggletooth..." I had then proceeded to say back over to Kurumu with in response. But once I had proceeded to attempt to try and bring Moka into the current conversation, that was when Kurumu had finally decided that I had made my point. And sure enough...

"Alright thank you Bluebell, I think you've made your point! Now can we please get back to the fight at hand?!" Kurumu had now proceeded to go and say back over to me with in response. Which as a way to hep further compound that Kurumu now got the message that I had been trying to convey to her, a very cute looking blush had now proceeded to make its presence known on Kurumu's face. 

"Glad that you finally get the point that I was trying to convey to you Kurumu. And yes we will now get things back on track so too speak as per your request, so thank you so much for asking by the way. Now then minna, with that being said..." I had then proceeded to say back over to Kurumu with in response. Only for me to now proceed to sense what was a currently unknown magical type aura. And as a result, I had then proceeded to quickly turn my attention over towards the direction, in which the magical aura had originated from. But what I was not prepared for, was for the particular individuals who both of my light blue eyes, had now proceeded to quickly fall upon. As there were actually quite a few of them.

And as for what these individuals all looked like, as well as their present respective attires? Well, the first female of the group, was a girl who appeared to have wavy dirty blonde hair and honey eyes. And as for her current attire? Well, it appeared to be consisted of a pink shirt with long sleeves that were puffy on top. It also appeared to have darker pink sides, as well as dark blue accents. Along with what appeared to be a pale pink skirt, a white bow on her chest in the shape of fairy wings, white gloves, and pale pink boots. And finally there appeared to be small fairy wings protruding from her back.

The second female of the group had short messy hair as well as what appeared to be red eyes. And as for her attire? Well she was clothed in what appeared to be a one piece skin-tight costume. That appeared to be featuring a red top that was currently showing her cleavage, and finally she was wearing what appeared to be white elbow length gloves and boots.

The next few females of the group were a group of females who all appeared to be dressed in different colored witches outfits.

And finally the last female of the group, was who appeared to be a young girl of average height. She also appeared to have short reddish-pink hair, which was held out of her face thanks to what appeared to be white hairbands that she was currently wearing. Her current attire was comprised of a yellow oriental-looking shirt and a blue skirt. But what had struck me as a bit odd, at least for the present moment, was their were who appeared to be at least seven different males. Who at the moment, were standing either near or around her.

And not even a split second after I had proceeded to take in the appearances of each of these new arrivals. I then realized, that though things still currently seemed hopeless with regard to me and my allies current fight against the massive army of Nova. We at least now had a much better chance of holding our own, and possibly finding a solution that was going to wind up getting us all out of this current perilous and dangerous predicament.

"And don't we all know it viewers! Also hello there again viewers, and yes this is Angel Bluebell here...*I proceed to say this, while I am also proceeding to smile with both of my light blue eyes closed. Which just after a very cute looking blush also proceeds to quickly find its way onto my face. I then proceed to go and open both of my light blue eyes back up again, in order for me to continue, to properly address the viewers*...So viewers, there is currently a lot for me to unpack for you lot. So first things first viewers, let me now introduce you all to the one and only Yui Kasuga, or as some of you also know her as 'Corrector Yui,' from the anime canon timeline of the same name. Next viewers, let me also now introduce you all, to the one and only Honey Kisaragi, or as she is also more famously known as 'Cutie Honey,' from the anime canon timeline of the same name. Next viewers, let me now introduce you all to the group of witches apprentices, from the one and only anime canon timeline, of 'Ojamajo Doremi.' And finally viewers, let me now introduce you all, to the one and only Himeno Awayuki, and her seven knights. All of whom are from the famous and popular anime canon timeline of 'Pretear.' And so viewers, with the inclusion of Corrector Yui, Cutie Honey, and Ojamajo Doremi into these four interconnected fanfics. This now brings the total number of different forms of anime and media in these four interconnected fanfics, to one hundred and fourteen. Now then viewers, unfortunately this does now mark the end of this particular chapter. But like always viewers, you can best be assured that we will be getting right back into the action in the next chapter. So like always viewers, and with that having now been said. And also as always, from me, Keiko, Zachary, Catherine, as well as along with the rest of us in The Four Aces Alliance, we will all look forward to seeing all you lot in the next chapter. So viewers, see you there, okay? Oh, and please don't hesitate to leave a review. That is providing of course that you're not going to be toxic and negative okay?...*I proceed to say this, which is also while I am also proceeding to smile with both of my light blue eyes closed, and also while a very cute looking blush is also currently present on my face. And this is also while I am also proceeding to do this, in my usual very cute looking manner as well*"

And now that the chapter recap is now over and done with. Well, at least for now, we will now proceed on with the chapter at hand.

Date: September 28, 2019

Okay, so getting back to the currently still ongoing situation and battle at hand. Which was just after I had gone and done my usual end of chapter fourth wall break moment, at the tail end of the last chapter.

And this was also after me, and every single one of my allies in The Four Aces Alliance, had all ended up in the Infinity Castle of the anime canon timeline of Demon Slayer. Which was also after the one and only Honey Kisaragi, or as she is also more famously known as Cutie Honey, from the anime canon timeline of the same name. The group of witches apprentices, from the one and only anime canon timeline, of Ojamajo Doremi. And the one and only Himeno Awayuki, and her seven knights, from the popular anime canon timeline of Pretear. Had all proceeded to make their appearance into our currently still ongoing Quantum Leap-esque anime canon timeline journey.

But anyway, with what was now about to happen? Well, it would help to show that even though there are quite a lot of very well made anime out there. Unfortunately there are still a select few out there, that are among the worst anime ever to be made.

And so, with all of this now very much in mind, and with us now getting right back into the current situation, that had gone and developed at the tail end of the previous chapter...

"You there with the long light blue hair and gold shoulder pads! I have a question to ask you and your friends here! Now listen closely, can you..." A currently way too chipper sounding female voice had then proceeded to attempt to say over to me with, from out of seemingly nowhere. Which even before I had proceeded to attempt to respond back over to the way too chipper sounding female voice.

As for what I wound up hearing just before I had proceeded to go and cut the female off midway through her way too chipper sounding statement over to me? Well it was what I could only describe as what sounded like a very cartoonish sound. Which one would usually wind up comparing to when one would wind up jiggling two water balloons that were filled with water.

And as for what this female looked like, as well as her current attires? Well apart from here being a tall girl. She also appeared to have what was clearly long purple hair, that at the moment, was tied in a ponytail. She also appeared to have purple eyes. She was also currently wearing a very strange looking academy uniform. Which appeared to be comprised a green sweater, a yellow vest, which sported a purple ribbon on the front of the green sweater. She also appeared to be currently wearing grey and red sneakers. And finally, and what made this purple haired female currently stand out like a sore thumb, was that she had two very large, and huge jiggly breasts.

Which would help to explain why I had heard the water jiggle sound not but a couple seconds prior. As that sound had to do with both of this girls two massive breasts proceeding to slightly jiggle. And this was only from her proceeding to move her head slightly. Which in this case, was what had caused both of her massive breasts to jiggle. But then, as I then proceeded to speak up, and thus wind up cutting the female off midway through her statement over to me...

"Oi miss, now let me just stop you right there! Now first of all, you are not going to simply attempt to barge in, and attempt to strong arm me into answering your question! Because quite frankly miss, there is no question that you were about to try and ask me, that would wind up having any sort of relevance to what is currently going on! And finally miss, can we please put..." I had then proceeded to go and attempt to try and say back over to the purple haired female with in response. 

But unfortunately, I was not able to finish the rest of my statement back over to the purple haired and very buxom female with in response. Because someone else who had only just arrived alongside the purple haired and very buxom female. Had now proceeded to go and speak up.

And as result, just like most of the other times that this had proceeded to go and happen This had now once again gone and caused one of my light blue eyes, to now proceed to start to visibly twitch again. And as for who this individual was, who had decided to go and do this to me this time? Well you see, about that...

"What are you yelling at her for? She was only going to ask you..." A now currently unrecognizable male voice, had now proceeded to go and say over to me with, from out of seemingly nowhere. The only trouble was, was that I had then proceeded to once again speak up, and thus wind up cutting the male off midway through his statement over to me in response with. 

And as for who this male was, and as for what he looked like? Well, he had short, dark hair, as well as a currently serious, and stern expression. And as for his current attire? Well he appeared to be wearing a formal, high-collared military jacket, that appeared to be dark blue in color. The uniform appeared to also feature gold or silver detailing on the collar and shoulders. And finally, he also appeared to be wearing white gloves. And as for me, and with regard to my response back over to the male in the military jacket...

"She was only going to ask me what? You know as well as I do that she was about to ask me and my allies where you and her both ended up! And to be honest with you, the reason why I am not happy with either her or you right now, is because of the anime, that is if you can even call it that to be honest! Is the so called anime that you and her both originate from! Which by the way viewers, and yes this is Angel Bluebell here, so sorry about not letting you all know sooner...*I proceed to say this, while I am also proceeding to smile with both of my light blue eyes closed. Which just after a very cute looking blush also proceeds to quickly find its way onto my face. I then proceed to go and open both of my light blue eyes back up again, in order for me to continue, to properly address the viewers*...So viewers, for those of you who don't yet know who these two are? Well then viewers, then you have had the good fortune of not knowing of what are still considered, to be two of the worst anime to ever be made. But unfortunately viewers, this is now longer the case for those of you who are going to wind up reading this particular chapter. So viewers with that being said let me now introduce, quite regrettably I might add, Kirika Misono from the anime timeline of 'Eiken.' Which for those of you who don't know viewers, is the third worst anime ever to be made. And no viewers, that is not a joke either. Although I kind of wished that it was in this case viewers. And also viewers, let me now also introduce, once again quite regrettably I might add. Otsuya Funagai, from the ova known as 'Tenkuu Danzato Skelter Heaven.' Or as it is also referred to as, the worst anime to ever be made. And once again viewers, that is once again not a joke. As Tenkuu Danzato Skelter Heaven is in fact ranked as the worst anime ever to be made. And it has a 1.7 out of 10 on IMDB, yes viewers it is just that bad. And if you lot want another comparison as to just how bad and unwatchable Tenkuu Danzato Skelter Heaven, then I would have to say that in a real life car comparison, this would be a Nissan Sunny level type of terrible. And in case you viewers were wondering as with regard to the basis of the comparison? Well viewers, I think that I can sum this up with a single word, and that word viewers, is 'blandness.' As both the Nissan Sunny and Tenkuu Danzato Skelter Heaven are both a high level of blandness, as well as both holding achievements that no single thing should have. But unfortunately viewers, while there are quite a lot of great things out there, both Tenkuu Danzato Skelter Heaven and the Nissan Sunny, are not one of them. And also viewers while I currently still have your attention. It has been brought to me, Keiko, Zachary, and Catherine's attention, that there has been a very dumb trend going on recently. Apparently it is called the 'Klarna Glitch,' and to be honest here viewers, it is essentially the same as the 'Chase Infinite Money Glitch.' As in this so called 'Klarna Glitch,' is just another way to speed run your way into some pretty serious wire fraud charges. Because as of right now, several Darwin Award recipients who have already gone and done this, are currently facing up to 20 years in prison. So congratulations you daft berks, as you just fast tracked yourselves to prison! And so viewers, with the inclusion of Eiken, and Tenkuu Danzato Skelter Heaven into these four interconnected fanfics. This now brings the total number of different forms of anime and media in these four interconnected fanfics, to one hundred and sixteen. Now then viewers, unfortunately this does now mark the end of this particular chapter. But like always viewers, you can best be assured that we will be getting right back into the action in the next chapter. So like always viewers, and with that having now been said. And also as always, from me, Keiko, Zachary, Catherine, as well as along with the rest of us in The Four Aces Alliance, we will all look forward to seeing all you lot in the next chapter. So viewers, see you there, okay? Oh, and please don't hesitate to leave a review. That is providing of course that you're not going to be toxic and negative okay?...*I proceed to say this, which is also while I am also proceeding to smile with both of my light blue eyes closed, and also while a very cute looking blush is also currently present on my face. And this is also while I am also proceeding to do this, in my usual very cute looking manner as well*"

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