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Chapter 276 - Chapter 276: All Talk And No Substance!: Welcome To Mermaid Melody Pichi Pichi Pitch! (Part 3)

"Hello there viewers, Angel Bluebell here...*I proceed to say this, while also proceeding to smile with both of my light blue eyes closed. To which I then proceed to open both of them back up again, in order for me to continue, to properly address the viewers*...Now then viewers as usual, a mandatory chapter recap is in order...So viewers, let us now get on with that chapter recap, shall we?...*I proceed to say this, while also proceeding to smile with both of my eyes closed in a very cute looking manner*"

Date: April 5, 2003

Okay, so getting back to the currently still ongoing situation at hand. Which was just after I had finished my usual end of chapter fourth wall break moment, from the tail end of the last chapter.

And this had also been after me and the rest of our currently present allies of The Four Aces Alliance. Which apart from me obviously being present? Well the rest of my currently present allies, consisted of Wedding Peach, Angel Lily, Angel Daisy, Angel Salvia, Eternal Sailor Moon, Super Sailor Mercury, Super Sailor Mars, Super Sailor Jupiter, Super Sailor Venus, Super Sailor Saturn, Super Sailor Uranus, Super Sailor Neptune, Super Sailor Pluto, Sakura, Zachary, Li, Kero, Ichigo Kurosaki, Uryu Ishida, Orihime Inoue, Rukia Kuchiki, Renji Abarai, Byakuya Kuchiki, Yachiru Kusajishi, Kenpachi Zaraki, Yoruichi Shihouin, Hikaru Shidou, Umi Ryuuzaki, Fuu Hououji, Sakura from TRC, Li from TRC, Mew Ichigo, Mew Mint, Mew Retasu, Mew Bu-Ling, Mew Zakuro, Utena Tenjou, Keiko, Misaka, Kuroko Shirai, Mitsuko Kongou, Misaki Shokuhou, Satellizer El Bridget, Ganessa Roland, and finally, Cassie Lockheart.

And, this was also after we had all proceeded to wind up in our next form of anime media, which in this case was the anime canon timeline of one Mermaid Melody Pichi Pichi Pitch. And after one Lucia Nanami, or the 'Princess of the North Pacific Ocean' as she was more known as. Who had proceeded to appear, and then ask why we had now all suddenly ended up in front of what was clearly her palace.

But with what was about to happen? Well it would help show, that while I did try my best, to not involve the next group of individuals, this was now something that I was about to realize. That when it came to having control over this, this was now longer something that I had any control over. Because as for regard with what had now proceeded to happen? Well about that...

"Well actually viewers, I think that there is currently something that is quite a bit more important right now. And it needs to first be addressed, before we proceed to go and continue this current chapter. Also hello there viewers, Angel Bluebell here...*I proceed to say this, while also proceeding to smile with both of my light blue eyes closed. To which I then proceed to open both of them back up again, in order for me to continue, to properly address the viewers*...Now then viewers, it has come to our attention, that two users by the names of Falen420 and KetHak, have decided to act out of toxic and petty jealous induced spite on our four fanfics. Well Falen, the bad news for you is that in roughly the next twenty-four hours. You won't have an account on Webnovel anymore. I mean after all viewers, you all know what a 'shadow ban' is right? So to any other trolls who want to step their foot in it like Falen did, I suggest that you first ask yourselves, 'is it worth it?' Because after Falen420 is made an example of what not to do here on Webnovel. Hopefully that should be enough of a warning to the rest of you toxic trolls, to not attempt to fafo like Falen did. So if I had to place Falen420's current status? Well he is now currently at the 'finding out' phase. Hey Falen, I hope you acting out of spite for these four fanfics success was worth it? Because in a couple of hours, your account will be shadow banned, and you won't be able to make another account to replace it. So Falen, thanks once again for the free content. And what is also clear here viewers, that when it comes to those such as Falen420. Their behavior is not exactly pitch perfect, which just so happens to be part of the title of this particular chapter. In fact viewers I would say that not a single one of these trolls who have acted in a similar manner to Falen? Well they aren't exactly all there, if you know what I mean. And Ket, let me just let you know right now, that if you continue stepping your foot in it like Falen420 has previously done? Then something tells me that you may wind up suffering a similar fate in the not too distant future. Just a hunch that the four of us here have. But anyway viewers, I think that that is more then enough fourth wall breaking from me for now. So what do you say that we now go and get back to the current chapter at hand now, okay?...*I proceed to say this, while I am also proceeding to smile with both of my eyes closed, and while I am proceeding to do this, in my usual very cute looking manner as well*"

Okay, so getting away from my fourth wall break moment and back to the current chapter at hand. But more importantly, getting back to regard with what had now proceeded to happen? Well about that...

"Bun Head, is that you? Long time no see!" A somewhat recognizable female voice had now proceeded to say over to Eternal Sailor Moon with out of seemingly nowhere. Which after this female voice had proceeded to finish their statement over to Eternal Sailor Moon. I then realized pretty much immediately as to who exactly it was that the voice belonged to. And this was without me having to turn around just yet to face them. Or in this case, the three individuals, who I had hoped would have stayed out of any of this. But now, with these very same three individuals now being involved. This was something that was now no longer possible. And as for who these three individuals were? Well about that...

"Well Sailor Star Fighter, though I could say the same with regard to you, along with Sailor Star Healer and Sailor Star Maker. You have to know Seiya, that I didn't want you, Taiki, or Yaten, to get involved in any of this. And for those who don't know of Sailor Star Fighter, Sailor Star Healer, and Sailor Star Maker? Or Seiya Kou, Taiki Kou, or Yaten Kou? Oh right, Angel Bluebell here again by the way viewers, sorry about that...*I proceed to say this, while also proceeding to smile with both of my light blue eyes closed. To which I then proceed to open both of them back up again, in order for me to continue, to properly address the viewers*...Now then viewers, with that now out of the way, let me now introduce. Though regrettably I might add, Sailor Star Fighter, Sailor Star Maker, and Sailor Star Healer. Or as for those of you who have watched Sailor Stars? Then you will know them more, as a pop idol group from Sailor Stars, known as The Three Lights. Or the one and only Sailor Starlights, as you will also know the three of them as. So yeah viewers, now for those of you who know as to why I didn't want them to be involved? If you happen to already know, then you know. Or, if you don't know, and would like to? Then I suggest that you now go back and read chapters fifty seven, all the way through to sixty six of this particular fanfic. And that viewers, should help give you a bit of a better insight, as to why I didn't want The Sailor Starlights involved. In fact it will give you far more insight then I would be able to give to you, while not having to explain it to you for several more paragraphs. Because for right viewers...*I proceed to attempt to say my usual end of chapter fourth wall break. Only for a certain someone to then proceed to come into the frame of shot. Which not surprisingly has now proceeded to cut me off midway through my end of chapter fourth wall break*"

And as for who this someone was? Well about that, because it should have been obvious...

"Hey Bluebell, what are you doing?! You weren't by any chance about to end this chapter were you?!...*Misaka proceeds to say this to me in a very clear and obviously unhappy sounding tone. Which just after she had proceeded to walk into the frame of shot, Misaka had proceeded to express her disapproval, with a couple visible crackles of electricity then proceeding to briefly crackle through the bangs of Misaka's short brown hair*"

And as for me, not surprisingly I might add...

"N-no Misaka, not at all. Whatever gave you that idea?...*I proceed to say this back towards Misaka in response. That though while I was still facing towards the viewers, I was now currently wearing a closed eyes and embarrassed looking expression on my face. Which to help compound this, was also accompanied by an equally noticeable blush on my face as well*...So viewers as per Misaka's request, let us get back to the chapter now, shall we?...*I proceed to say this, while I am also proceeding to smile with both of my eyes closed, and while I am proceeding to do this, in my usual very cute looking manner as well*"

And so, getting back to the current chapter at hand. And just after I had proceeded to finish my fourth wall break moment. I then suddenly started getting an all too familiar uneasy feeling. And so, with this now being the case...

"Oi minna, it looks like we've got company! So why don't you save me and the rest of my allies here the trouble, and step out into the light so we can see you lot?! Or would you prefer that I have Keiko show another demonstration, as to why your Claymore swords are inferior to the magic that me and my allies possess?! So enemy reflectors, now I ask you three, what's your play?!" I now proceeded to say quite strongly and audibly over towards my immediate left. Which not surprisingly...

"Aw, you're no fun! And to think that I was just starting to find you a complete joy to be around!" The unmistakable voice of one of the enemy reflectors from the Blue Reflection Ray anime canon timeline, had then proceeded to say back over to me in response with. And while they did not even attempt to hide, what was clearly very evil sounding malice in their current tone.

And as both the enemy reflector who had just spoken up, and her two fellow enemy reflectors proceeded to step into the light where me and my allies all currently were. A smug looking smirk then managed to quickly find its way onto my face. And not even a second later, I then began to giggle. At first it was not very audible, but after another second, I was now proceeding to laugh quite audibly and noticeably.

And then...

"I seem to have missed the joke, so what is so damn funny you light blue haired wench?!" The same enemy reflector from before who had first responded to me, had now proceeded to respond to me again. Only this time, I could tell that they were now both visibly and they also now sounded audibly irritated.

And as for me and my response back, as I then proceeded to stop audibly giggling and laughing for the moment...

"Oh, well that's just completely hilarious then isn't it? I am not surprised that you missed the joke here, considering that you three are the joke! You villains have all of these lack of rules, and you think they'll save you? Because to live in a world, be it fictional or not, one must be willing to live with rules! And that dear villainous reflector, is why you villains can never win against the likes of us! But you and your sorry excuses for allies are more then welcome to try and prove me wrong! But just know, that like in the words of one General Ourumov from GoldenEye, 'you can't win.' And don't I know it viewers? Angel Bluebell here by the way again...*I proceed to say this, while also proceeding to smile with both of my light blue eyes closed. To which I then proceed to open both of them back up again, in order for me to continue, to properly address the viewers*...But anyway viewers, this now marks the end of this particular chapter. But you can look forward to our upcoming fight against the enemy reflectors, in the next chapter. So for now viewers with that having been said, and from me, Keiko, Zachary, Catherine, along with the rest of The Four Aces Alliance, we will see you all in the next chapter, okay?...*I proceed to say this, while I am also proceeding to smile with both of my eyes closed, and while I am proceeding to do this, in my usual very cute looking manner as well*"

And now that the chapter recap is over and done with. Well, at least for now, we will now proceed on with the chapter at hand.

Date: April 5, 2003

Okay, so getting back to the currently still ongoing situation at hand. Which was just after I had finished my usual end of chapter fourth wall break moment, from the tail end of the last chapter.

And this had also been after me and the rest of our currently present allies of The Four Aces Alliance. And after we had all ended up in the anime canon timeline of Mermaid Melody Pichi Pichi Pitch. Which about a minute the appearance of one Lucia Nanami, the Sailor Starlights. This being Sailor Star Fighter, or Seiya Kou. Sailor Star Maker, or Taiki Kou. And also Sailor Star Healer, or Yaten Kou.

All three of which, though I had been trying my absolute best to not have the three of them involved in any of this. This had now become no longer possible as of the last chapter. But, with the sudden appearance and arrival, of all of the known enemy red reflectors from the anime canon timeline of Blue Reflection Ray. But, getting on with the current chapter at hand...

"Actually viewers, I have something that is far more important and needs to be addressed first. Before we carry on with the current chapter. Hello there viewers, Angel Bluebell here...*I proceed to say this, while also proceeding to smile with both of my light blue eyes closed. To which I then proceed to open both of them back up again, in order for me to continue, to properly address the viewers*...Now then viewers, as me, Keiko, Zachary, and Catherine had predicted would happen. Falen420 has been officially shadow banned from Webnovel, just as we had planned to have happen. So I guess Falen420, has now become another 'Fallen' troll. But look at it this way, now Falen420 can do more of that '420 blazing it up,' as it were. You see what I did there viewers, and with regard to that smug wittiness that I am known for, you're welcome so no need to thank me for that. But to the rest of the toxic trolls who were thinking about possibly following Falen420's lead? Let what happened to Falen420 with their justifiably deserved shadow ban be a lesson. That if you decide to talk out of the side of your neck like Falen did, then the four of us will not hesitate to rebuttal. So viewers, with this now out of the way, let us now get on with the chapter at hand now, okay?...*I proceed to say this, while I am also proceeding to smile with both of my eyes closed, and while I am proceeding to do this, in my usual very cute looking manner as well*"

And so getting on with the current chapter at hand, and just after my current fourth wall break moment...

"Oh really you foolish long light blue haired wench of a girl?! You're saying that we can't win against you and your allies?! Well then why don't we test that hmm?! And so Bluebell with that being said, let's dance!" The villainous red reflector from the last chapter who had proceeded to get very upset and angry towards me then proceeded to shout out quite angrily towards me with out of seemingly nowhere. But, as both she and her other three ally enemy reflectors proceeded to ready their respective Claymore swords...

"Oh I'm sorry luv, did I hit a nerve? Well considering that your clear arrogant temper Well then let me show you and your foolish allies, just how foolish a choice you four just made! So yes luv, let's dance indeed! Oi minna, let us show these four just how much of a power gap they have when compared to our own hmm? And so minna, let us begin, because it's showtime!" I now proceeded to shout out over to the rest of my allies. Which like all of the other times, thanks in part to the power and authority in my voice, wound up once again having an immediate effect. As not even a second after I had said my statement...

"Right Bluebell! Hey Kuroko, how about beaming us both up?" Keiko had now proceeded to say towards me for the first part of her statement. The only problem, was that once Keiko had proceeded to turn towards Kuroko to say the second part of her statement o Kuroko? Well this had then prompted Kuroko, not surprisingly I might add, to then proceed to look at Keiko, as though she had just said something crazy. And sure enough...

"Keiko, what on earth did you just say to me?" Kuroko had then proceeded to say back over to Keiko with in response. Which to compound the clear and obvious fact that Kuroko was clearly confused with what Keiko had said. Kuroko also now had a look on her face, that consisted of both of her eyes now being just two small black dots. And a sweatdrop, was also now present, on one side of Kuroko's face. But then, as Kuroko proceeded to look over at Keiko with her currently confused expression...

"On second thought never mind Kuroko. Now if you can just teleport us both? Because I've got an idea in mind for our plan of attack!" Keiko had now proceeded to say over to Kuroko in response with. Which while Keiko had said her statement, she had proceeded to once again produce her all too familiar looking iron sand composed sword, by using the sand that was present on the ocean floor, a couple of dozen feet below all of us.

Which a second or so later, was then followed by Kuroko, then proceeding to quickly make her way over to Keiko, despite us all still being underwater. And upon Kuroko then proceeding to put one of her hands around Keiko's waist, this was then followed by the both of them then proceeding to briefly disappear, along with a quick and all too familiar, whooshing popping sound.

And then...

"What the...where did those two just go?! Stop hiding you cowards, and..." Another of the enemy reflectors had then proceeded to suddenly shout out quite angrily with from out of seemingly nowhere. The only problem was, that partway through them proceeding to say her current statement...

"Hey Ms. Big Mouth we're not hiding, so please do us both a favor, and get your facts straight! Also, it looks like you could use a bit of rest, so with that being said, it's time for you to go to sleep!" Keiko had then proceeded to smugly say. And as both she and Kuroko once again proceeded to quickly appear with yet another all too familiar whooshing popping sound. Keiko then proceeded to swing her iron sand composed sword, quite quickly and violently against the Claymore sword that the villainous reflector had been holding. And not surprisingly, this had instantly resulted, in Keiko's iron sand composed sword to cut clean through the villainous reflectors Claymore sword, just about halfway from the tip of the Claymore to the guard. And as the detached piece was then sent laterally towards the left from the impact of Keiko's swing, which had cut clean through the Claymore only a second prior. This had also resulted in several branch like cracks proceeding to quickly form in the detached blade portion of the Claymore. To which it then proceeded to quickly disintegrate into complete nothingness. And this was then followed, by Kuroko then proceeding to deliver a sideways cross chop with one of her hands, to the right hand side of the villainous reflectors neck. Which wound instantly knocking her out cold. And also caused the rest of her Claymore sword, to evaporate out of existence.

And then...

"Hey, that's not fair! What gives you the right..." The same enemy reflector from before, had now once again proceeded to shout out over to Keiko and Kuroko with in response. But once again...

"Let me just stop you right there you irritating little sod! Because I think that you will find that we have every right! Also, who are you to talk about what is fair and what isn't exactly hmm?! Because the last time that I checked luv, you're not exactly the innocent one in this. But at least we all now know, that when it comes to you and your so called allies, it is just a case of you four, being all talk, and no substance! And also viewers, Angel Bluebell here by the way again...*I proceed to say this, while also proceeding to smile with both of my light blue eyes closed. To which I then proceed to open both of them back up again, in order for me to continue, to properly address the viewers*...But anyway viewers, this now marks the end of this particular chapter. But you can look forward to the continuation of our fight against the enemy reflectors, in the next chapter. So for now viewers with that having been said, and from me, Keiko, Zachary, Catherine, along with the rest of The Four Aces Alliance, we will see you all in the next chapter, okay?...*I proceed to say this, while I am also proceeding to smile with both of my eyes closed, and while I am proceeding to do this, in my usual very cute looking manner as well*"

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