"Nowadays, female folks just go for the practicality; two faces before and after marriage, demands for bride price before marriage, financial management after marriage."
"Oh, brother, that doesn't mean anything. Nowadays, technology is rising and your brain can be pieced together with my backside on the internet. Bill Gates can kiss Yang Guifei, and Qin Shi Huang can cuddle with Britney Spears."
"A car hits a wall, and you know to turn; stocks rise, and you know to buy; make a mistake, get sentenced, and you're remorseful; snot reaches your mouth, then you think to wipe, ay?"
The lines read by the skit performers flow smoothly, one humorous punchline after another is tossed out, and the audience is amused by this skit, causing them to pause and then burst into laughter.
"Cracked me up! Lin Yongjian has small eyes, Qiao Kun said his little look was kind of unlawful, and also said that how his eyes grew indicates it's his zodiac year, hahaha, must it be so funny?"
