This is terrible.
It's been a couple of months since the Crown Prince's birthday, and ever since I discovered my abnormal status, this is all I've been telling myself.
"This is not real; it has to be a joke." That was my first reaction.
But well, being in denial doesn't help. I've re-examined my status a couple of times since then, and I'm afraid it wasn't a dream. Each time, half of my stats couldn't be determined and would be indicated as "Error," except in the [Advanced Status]. Even then, I'm not sure I can trust the number of the [Advanced Status]. I mean, it is written as 999,999,999, but I honestly wouldn't be surprised if the system had simply been overloaded.