Chapter 482: We are all not human, no one should say anything about anyone else
Jiang Xiaohu sat in the car, flipping through a newspaper, looking at it casually.
"Your Highness." The guard in the passenger seat turned back: "Young Highness Hou seems to really... quite like that kid..."
"Mm." Jiang Xiaohu didn't even lift his head.
The man saw that his Highness didn't seem to care much.
Turned back to sit properly, sighed: "Ai, what a pity, that kid looks like a good person."
Jiang Xiaohu looked up: "Ai, what do you mean by this? Is my little sister not good?"
The man paused: "Uh... good, good, just... hehe, Young Highness Hou is the best."
The driver also said: "Right right right, beautiful, and kung fu also high and strong!"
Passenger seat: "Just... still still... and also still..."
Jiang Xiaohu said: "If you can't think of other advantages, then don't say it."
"Thank Your Highness."
Jiang Xiaohu irritably put down the newspaper, looking at the scenery outside: "I also didn't expect her to be serious this time."
"Want to arrange something? That kid's foundation is okay. If he practices hard for a few years, maybe he can amount to something."
Jiang Xiaohu shook his head: "Xiao Hou's matters, let her handle them herself. She really hates others interfering in her life."
"Should this matter be told to the family head?"
Jiang Xiaohu hit his head with the newspaper: "Are you stupid? Tell my dad, can that surnamed Lu still live?"
"Your Highness, Hun Tiangang... does he really exist?"
"Exist my ass." Jiang Xiaohou said: "Probably a few reclusive old guys impersonating. Legendary figures, how could they so coincidentally appear in the North Kingdom? Take the fork in the road ahead, go to Xuecheng."
"Still go to Xuecheng?"
The one in the passenger seat said smilingly: "Of course to see Big Sister Head Xia Ying! Idiot."
...
After Lu Chengwen woke up, he was completely panicked.
He himself was fine, just his hands and feet were bandaged a bit, but didn't hurt much. There was also a knife mark on his neck, not deep, just broke some skin.
Scrambling and crawling, he rushed into the car, saw Xiao Houzi terrified, curled up in the back seat, crying uncontrollably.
After comforting for a long time, taking care of several girls, finally used his foot to nudge Zhao Gang awake.
Xiao Houzi was scared speechless, talked for a long time, Lu Chengwen also couldn't understand what she said.
But Lu Chengwen felt this matter was definitely not simple.
At the very least, Xiao Houzi's origin was not simple.
Who insists on harming Xiao Houzi? Why did they all retreat in the end?
Couldn't figure it out.
...
Zhang family courtyard.
Worthy of a reclusive master family.
The Zhang family courtyard could hardly be more remote; this place was purely dedicated for birds to shit.
But the mansion was quite grand, cleaned neatly inside. Several buildings built against the mountain were also very modern, very beautiful.
Everyone who arrived here received a warm reception from the Zhang family.
First, registration, room assignment, knowing where one lived, settling one's belongings.
Then, at the appointed time, arrived at a large hall.
Quite a few people, Lu Chengwen roughly estimated, about over a hundred young people came here.
Lu Chengwen, with Hua Xueying and Qi Meishao, sat in a corner, watching the people coming and going.
The person in charge of hosting and reception shouted, all guests began to take their seats.
Then it was the self-introduction segment for young people from various sects, families, organizations...
Lu Chengwen sat on the side watching, Hua Xueying introduced them one by one.
This one looked skilled in lower body kung fu; that one was a youth from which family, main kung fu characteristics, etc.
The host announced loudly: "Bocheng Chen family, Chen Sanliang..."
Hua Xueying said: "Master, calling you!"
Lu Chengwen stood up, raised his hand: "Here!"
Everyone paused.
Only Lu Chengwen did this.
Lu Chengwen was also a bit embarrassed, walked out grinning: "Hello everyone, haha, uh... Old Master Zhang above, junior Chen Sanliang, pays respects to Old Master! Wish Old Master boundless happiness like the East Sea, longevity like the South Mountain!"
Everyone was laughing. Thinking, is this guy here to offer birthday congratulations?
The host paused: "Uh... thank you Young Master Chen, but, didn't your family come as three brothers? Where are Chen Sanjin and Chen Sandun?"
Lu Chengwen was instantly懵了 (dumbfounded/confused).
Three!? The Chen family has three brothers!?
Isn't this damn well over! I came alone!
No way to find someone to impersonate at this time!
"Uh... my two younger brothers, just..."
The host announced loudly: "Chen Sanjin?"
"Present."
Lu Chengwen turned back in terror, saw Long Aotian, who had guaranteed with his future, walk over with a straight face.
Lu Chengwen almost exploded with anger.
Didn't you damn say you came for tourism!?
This is called tourism!?
You kid tour the suburbs?
Long Aotian was also cursing inwardly.
Lu Chengwen!
You damn aren't human! Still damn personality guarantee!
I just forgot, what damn personality do you have!
But at this moment, if exposed, exposed together; if out, out together.
Long Aotian could only walk over, looking at Lu Chengwen, gritting his teeth: "Ge (Brother)."
Lu Chengwen nodded. In both their eyes was deep disdain for the other.
Long Aotian stood beside Lu Chengwen, said in a low voice: "Your personality is just stinky dog shit, right?"
Lu Chengwen also said in a low voice: "Your future is probably also dispensable, right?"
The host said: "What about your family's third? Chen Sandun? Chen Sandun?"
Long Aotian said in a low voice: "What to do? At this time, where to get a third one?"
Lu Chengwen said: "Just say the third one has diarrhea, can't come."
Long Aotian looked at Lu Chengwen: "You say it."
Lu Chengwen sighed: "If I say it, I say it."
Just as Lu Chengwen was about to speak, a person stood up from behind: "Chen Sandun is here."
Lu Chengwen and Long Aotian turned back together. Sure enough, it was him, it was him, just him.
Our little hero, Zhao Ritian.
Zhao Ritian looked somewhat embarrassed, walked over, stood beside Long Aotian.
"You two are something, still damn personality and future. I really believed your nonsense."
Long Aotian said: "Make it clear, you guaranteed with your lower half."
The host looked at these three, completely confused.
"You... are three brothers?"
The three looked at each other, nodded together: "Mm."
"All from the old Chen family?"
What else could be done at this time?
The three steeled themselves, nodded together: "Mm."
The people around began to whisper.
Zhao Ritian felt a bit panicked: "What are they doing? Is there any problem with us three brothers?"
The host looked at Old Master Zhang.
Old Master Zhang was also a bit懵, turned back to ask the butler: "The Chen family's three brothers, how come each one is different, completely don't look alike."
The butler scratched his cheek, looking at these three.
"Maybe... not born from the same mother? Or perhaps... their old dad... isn't one person."
Old Master Zhang sighed: "Chen Ergou suffered a bit this lifetime. These three, most likely only one is his own."
The butler shook his head: "Also possible none are."
"Then how to handle this matter?"
"Their business, let's speak less. Anyway, the Chen family is just a small family. This recent generation suddenly produced three Shangsimen, only then started getting cocky. Looking at their faces, each half-silly, probably also here to accompany the run (not serious contenders)."
"Our Zhang family doing business, no need to offend guests because of a few escorts."
Old Master Zhang thought so too, nodded: "Aiya, the three young lads are all... mm... each different, haha, please take a seat!"
The three sat at one table, each sulking, no one pleased with the other.
No one saw the other as human.
Zhao Ritian looked at them: "I damn well guessed you two wouldn't tell the truth. Really, I'm puzzled, as a person, a man, an upright man, lies just roll off your tongue, don't even want face, how do you do it?"
The two looked at him.
Lu Chengwen said: "Little brother Ritian ah..."
"Call me Chen Sandun."
"Damn!" Lu Chengwen said: "You say this, don't you blush? How did you also learn to lie and talk nonsense?"
"I'm influenced by my surroundings!"
Long Aotian said: "I thought you were so upright, even went on a blind date. Who are you having a blind date with?"
"Miss Zhang!" Zhao Ritian said: "Anyway I didn't lie. Long Aotian, didn't you say you came for tourism, to relax? How do you explain?"
"I am currently touring, currently relaxing, came to the Zhang family manor, isn't that okay?" Long Aotian said: "Isn't it you, Chengwen, who made up some business talk, isn't that too much? Do you have business here? What business are you talking about?"
Lu Chengwen said: "This matter from beginning to end is just a business deal, don't you have a clue? If I win, I marry into the Zhang family, the Zhang family gives me a medicinal pill, isn't this business?!"
The other two started criticizing Lu Chengwen with many words.
Lu Chengwen said: "Save your breath. Right now the three of us are all bastards, no one say anything about the other. The key is... we must unite."
Long Aotian and Zhao Ritian also had no choice.
Damn, the invitation letters others gave were for three brothers from one family, isn't this a coincidence?
Lu Chengwen said: "Let the three of us make a gentleman's agreement, otherwise if exposed, the Tianmen Dan will have nothing to do with us."
"From now on, we are the three brothers of the Chen family. While helping each other cover identities, compete fairly. Whoever gets it has skill, the other two are not allowed to snatch, and also responsible for protecting his safe retreat. How about it?"
The two looked at each other.
Zhao Ritian: "Agree."
Long Aotian also nodded: "Can only be like this."
Then it's settled. Lu Chengwen extended a hand: "The three of us are both competitors and collaborators. Brothers united, their strength can cut through metal!"
Long Aotian hesitated for a moment, placed his hand on top: "Chengwen, whichever of us brothers gets the Tianmen Dan, must cooperate fully, cannot let outsiders laugh at us."
Zhao Ritian took out a handkerchief from his pocket, placed it on Long Aotian's hand, then placed his hand on top.
Long Aotian was half dead with anger.
Zhao Ritian said: "Dage rest assured, I will definitely be the one who keeps promises most! As for a certain someone with male dysfunction, I dare not guarantee."
Long Aotian turned back: "Your ancestors you..."
"Ai ai ai, alright alright alright!" Lu Chengwen said: "You two try to talk less in the future, it's settled like this."
At this moment, the host announced loudly: "Please welcome the Zhang family's eldest young miss!"
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