Chapter 467: Three powers stand side by side, and the heroes chase Xu Xuejiao
Long Aotian sneered coldly: "I can beat him in under thirty moves!"
Zhao Ritian said: "I can kill you in under twenty moves!"
Long Aotian: "Then I don't need ten moves!"
Zhao Ritian: "I don't need three moves!"
Long Aotian: "I don't need one move!"
Zhao Ritian: "I don't need... your ancestors!"
Lu Chengwen said: "If you two are so awesome, you wouldn't need me to give Da Huitian Wan, sitting here bullshitting! Sit down for me!"
Long Aotian pointed at Lu Chengwen: "Lu Chengwen, don't you yell at me! I'm not afraid of anyone now!"
Zhao Ritian said smilingly: "That's right, we should be afraid of you, afraid you'll spray us all over."
Long Aotian leaped up: "I'll damn well slaughter you!"
Lu Chengwen immediately rushed over, placing himself between the two, his feet stepping on Zhao Ritian's chest, hands pressing Long Aotian's shoulders, quite comically.
"Calm down! Calm down! Calm down—!"
Lu Chengwen slowly released his hands: "No fighting allowed. If you want to fight, fine. After the three of us clarify things, you two leave my lawn, I won't care if you're beaten to death. I just have a few questions for you."
Lu Chengwen asked Long Aotian: "Dage, you think you can beat him, right?"
"Of course!"
"Good, now try hard to think clearly about one question. You can beat Zhao Ritian, can thrash him. Is this a fact, or your opinion, your determination, your courage?"
Long Aotian thought for a moment: "It's an opinion."
Lu Chengwen: "Let me describe a scenario, see if it sounds familiar."
"You and Zhao Ritian, while exchanging harsh words, go outside to fight. Then you'll find the opponent's true qi is also very tyrannical, perhaps not inferior to yours. You use all your strength, yet can only fight him to a draw. No matter how you improve yourself, he will become your equal."
"In the end, although you injure him severely, you yourself are already on the verge of fatal injury. Then you discover, the only possibility to finish off the opponent is to perish together with him!"
Lu Chengwen looked at him: "How about it? Does this plot sound familiar?"
Long Aotian's face turned green then red. Finally, he sat back down huffily: "Give me another cigarette."
Lu Chengwen threw him the cigarettes.
Zhao Ritian laughed: "Hehehe, your Shidi saved you..."
Lu Chengwen pushed him: "Your turn."
Lu Chengwen said: "Let me tell you something else, see if it sounds familiar."
"You, your head full of how you're the most awesome, the fiercest, the strongest! Your Ren Zhe Shen Gui is invincible under heaven. Seeing my Dashixiong's Wang Ba Zhi Qi makes you very unhappy."
"Yet you're a damn big mouth, used to mocking whoever you catch. Clearly, both sides could have stopped fighting, but you just casually said a few thoughtless, satisfying words, and the opponent was angered by you into a rage, wanting to fight you to the death!"
"Previously, others were beaten by you after being mocked. But now, suddenly there's someone you mocked but can't beat no matter what!"
"But your mouth is cheap, just won't stop. So, you originally didn't plan to fight to the death, but in the end, you have to. You originally didn't plan to perish together, but in the end, you have to make plans to perish together."
"How about it? Familiar?"
Zhao Ritian was stunned for a long time, sat back down aggrievedly: "Give me one too."
Lu Chengwen said: "Today, let the three of us put aside our little schemes, talk openly and honestly, how about it? Let's see if there are areas of common interest between us. In these areas, we can cooperate."
"Then let's see if there are areas of conflicting interest. In these areas, we all make some concessions, give the other party face. This way, we can shelve disputes, work together for common interests, become partners."
"But the premise is, talk properly. All this shit and piss talk, is it high-class? Is it elegant? Can it educate people?"
"Also, don't just say someone has 'found the path to death' when they haven't done anything. He has Ren Zhe Shen Gui, not so easy to die!"
"How about it!?"
Neither spoke.
After a long while, Zhao Ritian said: "You proposed it, you speak first."
"Me speak?" Lu Chengwen said: "My demands are simple! Xuecheng is my home, my ancestors made their fortune here. I want to protect my family property, make money, pick up girls, enjoy life! It's that simple!"
Lu Chengwen said to Long Aotian: "Dashixiong, your turn."
Long Aotian said: "My goal is to integrate the financial power of Xuecheng's four major families, do something earth-shattering!"
Lu Chengwen looked at him: "What big thing?"
"I haven't thought it through yet, but I feel, integrating the four major families is an earth-shattering big thing."
"How do you plan to integrate?"
"I..." Long Aotian was somewhat gloomy: "I originally wanted to marry the heiresses of the three major families, then you... anyway, just..."
Lu Chengwen nodded: "Understood. You not only want my money, but also my life."
Long Aotian quickly explained: "As long as you can hand over your family property and those few girls, I can spare your life."
Lu Chengwen said gloomily: "Can we negotiate?"
Long Aotian smiled: "Chengwen, not afraid to tell you, what I, Long Aotian, set out to do, I've never failed. You better think clearly yourself, make the right choice."
"I can leave you a sum of money, let you and your family live well. You are my Shidi after all, I won't mistreat you."
Zhao Ritian covered his mouth and laughed.
Long Aotian looked at him: "What are you laughing at?"
Zhao Ritian looked at him: "I just remembered something happy, what's wrong? Unhappy?"
"You..."
Lu Chengwen stopped him: "You're done, that's enough. What about you, little brother Ritian, what did you come to Xuecheng for?"
"I want to marry Xu Xuejiao, Leng Qingqiu, and Chen Mengyun."
Zhao Ritian said: "After marrying them, I'll change places, marry another four great beauties. Then I'll cultivate hard until I become the strongest man in this world!"
Lu Chengwen looked at him, not knowing what to say.
This time it was Long Aotian's turn to laugh.
Zhao Ritian looked at Long Aotian: "What are you laughing at now?"
Long Aotian spread his hands: "I also remembered something funny."
Zhao Ritian narrowed his eyes: "What funny thing, care to share?"
"Oh, it's about an idiot who actually thinks he can pick up the divine doctor and beautiful president of the North Kingdom, Xu Xuejiao, with his IQ! Wow, that guy is really stupid enough, should go home early and eat shit!"
Zhao Ritian narrowed his eyes: "If I want to eat shit, someone has to spray it first!"
Long Aotian: "I have some right now, do you really want to eat? I can directly feed it into your mouth."
"Why are you two talking about this again?!"
Lu Chengwen said: "Okay, the interests of the three of us highly overlap, almost irreconcilable. But, we can carry out some risk control."
Both asked together: "How to control?"
"Meaning no one is allowed to hit anyone, no one is allowed to deliberately provoke trouble! If one person initiates a fight, the other two can team up to fight him! How about it?"
Zhao Ritian "qie"-ed (sound of disdain): "You, a guy not even intermediate Shangsimen, what difference does it make if you help or not?"
Lu Chengwen looked at him: "This mouth of yours really deserves a beating. I have over a dozen Shangsimen masters under me, plus one Tiansimen Wei Tianwang. Is this bargaining chip enough!?"
Long Aotian said smilingly: "Idiot, I haven't gained much advantage from my Shidi here. To look down on him, is it your turn?"
Lu Chengwen interrupted again: "Okay, the risk control matter is settled like this. From now on, no fighting allowed! Understand?"
"Then how are our interests distributed?" Zhao Ritian said: "And who exactly between you two is Xu Xuejiao's boyfriend?"
"Me." Lu Chengwen said: "Is there any doubt about this?"
"Then why did Xu Xuejiao go look for Long Aotian that day?"
Lu Chengwen looked at Long Aotian: "Which day? Dashixiong?"
Long Aotian quickly said: "Hey, he's talking nonsense..."
Zhao Ritian: "It was the day he sprayed shit, Xu Xuejiao even cried."
Long Aotian: "Can you damn well shut your stinky mouth?"
Zhao Ritian: "That day I asked you not to spray anymore, didn't you also not listen to me?"
Lu Chengwen said: "Dashixiong, what exactly is going on with Xu Xuejiao?"
"Chengwen, you misunderstood me!" Long Aotian said: "She and I were discussing business."
Zhao Ritian: "You said with your own mouth, she is your girlfriend!"
Long Aotian looked at Lu Chengwen: "I wanted to pursue her. We had a gentleman's agreement, whoever successfully pursues her gets her! Right?"
Lu Chengwen said gloomily: "Okay, let's make pursuing Xu Xuejiao the bet. Whoever successfully pursues her, Xuecheng belongs to him! How about it?"
Long Aotian thought, is there even a need to compete? I've already won!
"I agree!"
Zhao Ritian thought, is there any challenge in this? I have the marriage contract in hand, dares the Xu family not submit!?
"I also agree!"
Lu Chengwen sneered inwardly.
Tonight, let Xu Xuejiao pretend to be a female spy, get captured by me, severely tortured, then hehehe...
You two big fools, I'll let Xuejiao play you two bastards to death!
"Then it's settled! From today onwards, everyone display their divine abilities, pursue Xu Xuejiao! Whoever successfully pursues Xu Xuejiao, Xuecheng belongs to him, the other two must withdraw from Xuecheng!"
Long Aotian: "A word is settled!"
Zhao Ritian: "No regrets raising hand!"
At this moment, Lu Chengwen pushed open the door: "You four, come in."
Luo Shiyin, Qi Meishao, Hua Xueying, and Zhuge Xiaohua.
The four great beauties walked in, looking suspicious.
Lu Chengwen said: "You four be witnesses. Whichever of us three successfully pursues Xu Xuejiao, the other two must withdraw from Xuecheng."
Hua Xueying's eyes widened: "Then those two..."
Qi Meishao stopped Hua Xueying: "This way, can we stop fighting back and forth?"
Luo Shiyin immediately said: "What if someone reneges?"
Zhuge Xiaohua said: "Then the other two will team up to attack him!"
Luo Shiyin shook her head: "What if two people renege?"
Long Aotian said: "I definitely won't renege!"
Zhao Ritian said: "Me neither!"
Luo Shiyin pointed at Lu Chengwen: "Lu Chengwen, what about you?"
Lu Chengwen sneered coldly: "Of course I won't renege either."
Luo Shiyin said: "Dare you swear?"
Lu Chengwen said: "I, Lu Chengwen, swear to heaven, if I renege, may I be struck by lightning and die a horrible death!"
Long Aotian also said: "If I renege, may I be pierced by ten thousand arrows, intestines ruptured, stomach rotten, die without a complete corpse!"
Zhao Ritian said: "If I renege, I'll spray shit..."
Long Aotian was about to go tear him apart: "Your ancestors, I'll damn well fight you to the death..."
Lu Chengwen stopped him: "Change your oath!"
Zhao Ritian held it in for a long time.
Lu Chengwen looked at him: "Not very cultured, all the words we know have been used up by us?"
Zhao Ritian blushed, turned his back to the women, made a shushing gesture.
"You can swear on your lower half." Lu Chengwen reminded in a low voice.
"Oh oh! Good!" Zhao Ritian said: "If I, Zhao Ritian, renege, I'll become a eunuch in the future, just like Long Aotian!"
Long Aotian was about to come tear him apar