Harry found himself sitting in an interrogation room, it was actually the same room he was in last time he was interrogated. He was even handcuffed to the table like last time, except this time he had two aurors in the room with him. Although, that probably didn't help much as they looked batshit scared about the fact that they were in the room with the defeater of Voldemort and Dumbledore who could decide to escape at any moment.
Harry merely tapped his fingers on the table to pass the time, this was boring, he was getting bored. He was beyond bored, so bored that he had finally had enough and decided to let the guards know that he was bored.
"I'm bored" He said to the guards who both jumped as if he just cast a killing curse
"W...what do you expect us to do about it?" One auror asked, trying to keep a brave face
"I don't know" Harry shrugged "put some music on, talk, get us some food, try to kill me if you must but do something"
"You...you'll just have to wait a few more minutes" The other auror said
"Fine but if I get bored enough that I decide to escape then that's on you" Harry sighed, while taking a rather sadistic joy at their scared faces, though he made sure that internal laughter was the only laughter he would currently use.
"Let's begin" The interrogator said as he entered the room "I am Jeffery Browncase" Jeffery sat down opposite Harry "we're just going to wait for your lawyer to get her here then we'll start, in the meantime I was hoping I could ask you some questions, you can refuse to answer if you don't feel like answering"
"If I don't feel like doing something then I will refuse, regardless if I have permission" Harry replied
"Yes, I suppose you will" Jeffery smirked "now, Mr Potter, I hope you realise how serious this case is. You are charged, not only with attacking and killing aurors but also kidnapping Bellatrix Lestrange which could also turn into a charge of aiding a known criminal depending on what you've done to her"
"What I've done to her?" Harry repeated "What do you think I've done to her?"
"Mr Potter, I'm the one who's supposed to be asking the questions here" Jeffery reminded him
"If I was one to follow rules then I wouldn't currently be in an interrogation room, would I?"
"No" Jeffery sighed "I suppose that's true. But I hope you understand that the more you work with me, the easier it will all be for you"
"Nothing in life is easy...wow, I sounded pretty emo then" Harry shook his head as if to get rid of cobwebs "Now listen up Mr Browncost"
"Browncase" Jeffery corrected him
"Browncock, whatever" Harry said dismissively "the point I was about to make was I am exactly where I want to be"
"Is that right?" Jeffery raised an eyebrow
"If I wanted to escape, do you really think you, two aurors and a pair of magical suppression handcuffs could stop me?" Harry asked
"You assume that's all we have"
"Oh, I know it's not" Harry leaned back in the chair with a smile on his face "I also know that you have twenty aurors waiting outside this room for your signal"
"How did you know that?" Jeffery's eyes widened as the two aurors paled slightly
"The same way that I know if you look past the two way mirror on my right that you'd see the minister, Amelia Bones, and another ten aurors" Harry turned to the mirror with a smile "by the way Dumbledore...suck a cock!" He shouted that last part before turning to Jeff "I also know a few other interesting things. I know that you haven't showered this morning, I know that you had eggs as part of your breakfast this morning and I know that you're not faithful to the women in your life. Hmm, you're sleeping with at least two of those female aurors outside this room and that woman in the human resources department"
"H...how did you know that?!" Jeffery blurted out "How did you know all of that? You couldn't have gotten past my mental barriers!"
"There are other ways of learning secrets" Harry turned to the mirror on the left of the room, looking at it with a disgusted look "for example, I noticed that the minister has recently experienced really cheap wine, he has horrible cologne and bit of Dolores Umbridge added into his weekend. Oh, that's disgusting, tell me minister, was it down payment for getting her that Hogwarts job or was it a thank you? Actually, never mind, I really don't want to know"
"Look I..."
"Don't care" Harry interrupted "I have two things to tell you. First of all, you're mental defences are weak and second, I'm not saying anything until I see my lawyer."
"Well?" Lily asked when Andromeda came up to her, James, Remus and Sirius after coming out of the interrogation room.
"Harry" Andromeda hesitated slightly "is refusing to say anything and he refused to let me represent him"
"What?!" The group exclaimed
"I know, I know" Andromeda sighed "he said he's doing things he's way. He also said to tell Dumbledore to fuck off and die whenever any of you three see him next . James, Lily, I got permission for the two of you to talk to him but that's all I've been able to manage"
"Let's go see him then" James said
"Lily, James" Dumbledore walked up the group "I have to tell you, I..."
"Fuck off and die" Lily flipped him off before she and her husband followed Andromeda to the cell
"But...but what did I do this time?"
"Who knows?" Sirius shrugged.
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