"What a ugly creature." Said a very beautiful giant transparent woman with very long white hair, a heart shaped face, and colorful eyes that seemed to hold countless universe's within it.
"How is this a human, I've never in my infinite lifetime seen something so hideous appear before me." Said the beautiful woman, looking down at a huge middle aged man sleeping on what appears to be nothing underneath him.
(Olivia's POV)
"Ugh....w....wha...what happened." I said stutteringly while waking up, only to notice that I wasn't in my electric bariatric chair and most definitely wasn't rolling on it across the crosswalk, only a infinite colorful universe with planets.
"OH GOD, IT TALKS." Said a woman's voice loudly from behind me.
"Wha…" I said confusedly while looking behind myself, not knowing what was going on and suddenly felt the invisible floor like thing that I was sitting on disappear. I started falling.
"WHAT THE FUCK." I said screaming at the top my lungs.
.....
(The beautiful woman's POV)
The beautiful woman sighed, only to look down and see a man sucking on a lollipop with shades and a hawaii vacation outfit on.
"What do you want jesus." Asked the beautiful woman calmly.
Jesus stared at her for a moment and said snobbishly "Nothing important grandm…."
Suddenly the universe started shaking and a huge black hole suddenly started appearing and sucking everything inside of it.
"Ok, ok, ok genesis please stop." Said jesus with a nervous laugh while wiping the sweat on his forehead and adjusting his shades, looking up at the huge entity that happens to be his grandmother.
"Fine. But don't let that slip of the tongue happen again." Said genesis while snapping her finger, making the universe recover in a instant.
Jesus looked down at the universe and sighed at the strength of his grandmother and asked calmly "Why did you throw that soul in that time period and into that family."
"What do you mean." Asked genesis confusedly.
Jesus sighed again and started disappearing into a bright golden light that lit up the entire universe with his arms spread wide while saying calmly, his voice echoing as he disappeared into the light "Never mind."
Unknowingly to genesis a wisp of golden light followed after my soul.
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Europe / Italy (Vatican Church): Jun 6th, 1512 AD.
*SPLASH*
I shot awake while coughing and wheezing for air and said loudly "GAAAAHHH….COUGH…WHAT THE HELL."
"Refrain from such insolence and disrespect in front of his holiness ward mordred." Said a sudden nasal clogged like voice out of nowhere with disgust and contempt.
I rubbed my forehead while letting my eyes adjust to the lighting in the grand hall and didn't see a ceiling I recognized and froze while thinking "Where the hell am I, who am I"
"No, my name is peter griffin, wait no that's just a character from family guy, my name is olivia henderson a 55 year old overweight otaku bitch and retired military commander that only wanted to buy groceries.Yet I end up in a medevial place like this" I thought while glancing around at a unfamiliar medevial holy like medevial renaissance like throne room with expensive looking silk and huge golden crosses hanging on the wall with jesus on it to compliment it.
I looked around behind myself and seen a grand ceremonial hall full of old, young and middle aged figures in luxerious grand attires and stutteringly thought with confusion and visible panic "W…where am I, don't tell me I actually died"
"Your holiness there seems to be nothing wrong with ward mordred except for him being exhausted from the awakening of his bloodline." Said a sudden calming voice from out of nowhere which made the grand hall suddenly erupt into conversation on what the undescripted man just said.
I whipped my head in the direction of where the voice was coming from, only to not see anything but a wall and suddenly glanced downward an saw a small plain average bystander looking man that's not even worth the author's narrative description. Sad really but unfortunately the truth.
"Good, thank you bishop peter I don't need one of my wards with massive potential suddenly dying on such a special day as this." Said a light skinned old Italian man calmly with a diamond shaped face and a long white beard and dark brown eyes, 6'0 in height and adorned with a luxurious crown hat and a gold and white robe that couldn't hide the muscular physique underneath it bulging with power and authority.
I looked at the holy robed adorned old man sitting on a throne with a crown hat on his head and two armored knights standing tall beside him and thought with creased eyebrows "What the fuck is going on, am I in some sort of cliche manhwa or novel as the stereotypical villain or extra because this just doesn't make any sense and why do I feel so giant compared to these people."
"No, the better question is who's body am I in" I thought while looking down at my giant dark skinned hands that looked to be visibly mixed race.
[DING! The status system is binding]
[10%]
[20%]
"What the hell" I thought, hearing a voice inside my head interrupting me from my mental breakdown.
[30%]
[40%]
[50%]
[60%]
I waved my hand through the transparent window and was confused by the blinking transparent window and thought while staring at the transparent blinking screen "Is this shitty thing supposed to be my cheat"
"Abracadabra." I said, waiting for something to happen only to be disappointed.
[70%]
[80%]
"Shazam." I said but was disappointed yet again and decided to stop shouting cringy stuff.
[90%]
[100%]
[DING! Status system successfully bound please say status for more information]
I read the transparent window with a annoyed face and and said with a vein on my forehead mustering my last patience "Status."
[DING!]
[STATUS]
[Name: Mordred]
[Race: Human (Gifted Pegataur)]
[Str Lvl: None]
[Age: 12]
[Health: Healthy]
[Perks: [Perfect Health], [Insight]
[Bloodline: Gifted Pegataur]
[Aura Ability: None]
[Bloodline Ability: Telepathy + Gifted Pegataur Physique]
[Foundation Art: None]
[Titles: [The Abandoned one], [II Moro], [Ward of The Holy See]
[Skills: [Etiquette: Elementary], [Intrigue: Elementary], [Spearmanship: Master], [Swordsmanship: Master], [Horsemanship: Master], [Daggership: Master], [Multilingual: Master], [Leadership: Elementary]
[Storage: [Mordred's Memory], [System Message]
"WARD MORDRED, STEP FORWARD." Said the luxerious adorned old man loudly out of nowhere while getting up from the throne and spreading his arms grandly, the grand hall suddenly starting to tremble and shake with extreme pressure that also made me start sweating profusely, the priests bow their heads in worship and the other luxerious attired guests behind me not faced in the least.
I looked over my status screen while rubbing my chin bearded chi…, huh, I scratched my chin for a moment and felt hair on it which made my eyes bulge with veins and thought repeatedly "I'm a man, I'm a man, I'm a man, I'm a man, I'm a man, I'm a man, I'm a man, I'm a man, I'm a man, I'm a m…"
Suddenly something jabbed my stomach and a whispering voice said "Psst…mordred, you have to step up."
I snapped back to the present and looked to down my left and my right right and saw tiny children and also my human upper half, yes I said upper half specifically because my lower is that of a fucking giant jet black shire horse with platinum blonde feathering hooves.
"Why here." I said with a sigh while getting up from the floor while hearing visible amazed whispers from behind me at my newfound size which I myself do not know at the moment.
[DING!]
[Host you are 20'0 in height]
I Ignored the the voice in my head and slowly made my way over towards the old man who I know this is the pope while noticing the tense knights at the shake hall from each step I took and snickerd at little while sitting back down on the floor and bowing my head and saying as elegantly as I a former bitch otaku could "Your holiness."
"Ward mordred of the holy see, I gather you, your brothers and sisters in the name of our lord and savior jesus christ on this special ceremonial day and I now grant you your freedom to now go forth together with your 3 sisters and 3 brothers towards the solomon academy to hone your carefully selected potentials in the name of god and I the 217th pope, julius II." Said julius weirdly loudly and audible for the whole grand hall to hear with his arms spread and the grand hall trembling from the immense pressure he was emitting.
"Yes your holiness, I shall not disappoint your benevolence and generosity." I said calmly while mj head bowed while snickering and gagging internally at the cringe.
Suddenly I he grand hall stopped shaking and erupted into loud clapping with horns blowing.
"Good, you are permitted to leave ." Said julius with a smile while stroking his beard and glancing at the other 6 children with bloodlines and waved his hand for one of them to step forward.
"Yes your holiness." I said calmly while getting up from the floor and taking my leave from the shaking hall, not at all noticing and man almost getting stomped to death if he hadn't moved in time.
As I left the hall, the calm look on my face immediately fell and I started heaving up in down trying to calm myself down before I have a panic attack.
"Deep breaths olivia, deep breaths." I said while breathing slowly in and out, my heart finally calming itself down.
I looked back at my status screen and asked calmly while making my way down the huge grand hallway in a random direction away from the nosey eavesdropping guards "Hey system what year is it and what the hell am I and who am I."
[DING!]
[Host you are a human with a gifted pegataur bloodline, gifted bloodlines in this are are bloodlines with even more potential than regular bloodlines]
"That helped a little but ok, so I'm technically a half man half shire horse hybrid but why am I a grown ass man when my age says I'm 12 years old." I said with a flabbergasted look on my face while looking at my status screen to make sure that I was right.
[DING!]
[Host your bloodline matures faster]
"Ah, that makes since so what the hell are you, are you some evil system out to ruin I the protagonist." I asked calmly while walking still walking down the huge grand hallway.
[DING!]
[No host I am only here as a supportive friend and helper]
I nodded while looking at my storage and tapped the former mordred's memory.
[DING!]
[Would you like to merge the former mordred's memories: Yes / No]
"Yes." I said while stopping in the middle of the huge grand hallway and closing my eyes to receive the memory.
[DING!]
[Sarting merge…]
[10%]
[20%]
"I wonder what world I….wait did the pope say his name was julius II earlier, am I in the 16th century" I thought with surprise while hearing continuous voices inside my head interrupting me from my mental preparedness for the pain of the memories that is soon to flood my brain.
[30%]
[40%]
[50%]
[60%]
"Any day now system." I said with a sigh, my eyes still closed in readiness.
[70%]
[80%]
I opened my eyes and looked at the load status screen and said with a irritated vein appearing on my forehead "I hope that this loading shit ain't gonna be a everyday thing system."
[90%]
[100%]
[DING!]
[Merge successful, host you are now able to grow through the former mordred's memory]
I had a surprised yet rather confused look on my face from expecting their to be pain but just closed my eyes and focused since their was no use in having a argument over something I read in other fanfics in my past life, Haha…I guess I'm slowly adapting to my new life but most definitely not my new male body yet.
I focused intently and suddenly saw the new memories of a handsome little chocolate skinned boy with a rather toned physique for his age, a diamond shaped face and a distinctive dark grey eyes, studying and practicing with a sword and other weapons everyday, absolutely nothing else noteworthy to be aware of but eat, train, study, shit, bathe and sleep.
"What a boring 12 years of living." I said while opening my eyes, only to come face to face with a blonde haired child with glowing big blue cubed earrings, light ocean blue eyes and a luxerious sorcerer like grand robe.
"My, what strong mental strength, is this one of your bloodline ability." Said the young boy with a huge smiled while floating around and suddenly appearing out of nowhere in front of me again.
I stared at the boy for a moment and thought "System who the hell is this freak"
[DING!
[Host you can use your perk insight to view other people's status]
"Ah, I gotcha thanks bro" I thought while focusing intently internally, but outwardly calm.
[DING!]
[STATUS]
[Name: Voldemus Ainsworth]
[Race: Human]
[Str Lvl: 5th Rank Grandmaster Sorcerer (Mana Path)]
[Age: 512]
[Health: Healthy]
[Bloodline: None]
[Magic: Barrier]
[Bloodline Ability: None]
[Foundation Art: None]
[Titles: [Voldemus the Wise], [Supreme Sorcerer of The Holy Roman Empire], [Master of The Holy Roman Empire Tower of Sorcery], [One of The Big Three], [The Great Wall], [The One who Lived], [The Grand Libary]
[Skills: [Mana Meditation: Grandmaster], [Etiquette: Master], [Horsemanship: Master], [Daggership: Grandaster], [Intrigue: Grandmaster], [Manipulation: Grandmaster], [Cooking: Master],
[Spells: Unidentifiable, (This Person has blocked your insight on this)]
[Traits: [Prodigal Weakling], [Hard Worker], [Survivalist], [Refined], [Archive], [Born Beautiful], [Asexual], [Wise], [Flamboyant]
I rubbed my chin while looking over his status and you thought with shock "This world has ma…"
"Stop looking into my world, ward mordred." Said voldemus out of nowhere with a serious look on his face, completely disrupting my thought process.
…
THE END…