I PREFER HARD MEAT NOT STICKS
"Breaking news … Breaking news"
"The Ninety-Nine Crimes of Raslee and his ministers exposed"
"Prince Raslee walk naked in his court and makes his ministers praise his imaginary clothes"
"Oriese the Bully flogs the traitors Prince Raslee in public"
"The Bully strips the ministers naked and tattooed them with the word 'Shame'."
"Prince Geoffraie of the Mithridocus family is appointed as Governor of the newly independent Tarah city by the Church of All-Seeing"
"On another note, citizens complain about the high price of grains"
"The Bully gives free grain to the public"
"The price of grain is in a free fall"
"Every day another city in Drachia kingdom becomes the protectorate of the Church. The noble families scrambling to be appointed as the new governors"
"This is so upsetting. The entire Drachia kingdom is in turmoil all because of that bastard Oriese", Emily said to them as she threw the newspapers away.
