"You have no self-awareness!"
Beside him, Ni Gei Lu Da You, holding a sword and shield, used a shield bash to knock down a Jackal assassin, leaving it to his good buddy Khaki Tontita for the final blow, while harshly complaining:
"What are you, what is the NPC, and what is Lord Morphy?
You want to use the same skills as Lord Morphy, do you qualify?
We just have a monkey version of strength, but over at Brother Meow's they also pulled out a monkey version of Necessary Evil, so we'll all likely end up being crazy Cosers of Lord Morphy.
Just that we don't have his looks, even getting plastic surgery makes it hard to achieve Lord Morphy's face unless we get his rare skin.
But the drop rate for that is too low.
Currently, only the black market of the Blood Rat Gang has a certain chance to spawn rare skins for specific NPCs, and it's criminally expensive."
"Doesn't matter if it's strong or not!"