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"Ladies first," he said smoothly. Alexa took it with a smile, turning back toward him for a quick, affectionate "thank you, babe." She pressed a kiss to his cheek, letting it linger long enough to draw another wave of boos. Sandro smirked, brushing his thumb across her waist before stepping back, giving her center stage.
The crowd booed harder, and Alexa soaked it in like sunshine. Alexa then faced Kelly directly, her eyes narrowing into sharp slits, her smile curling with venom. She raised the mic slowly, waiting for the noise to simmer just enough, then began her promo.
"Well, well, well, look who we have here," Alexa said in a voice dripping with mock politeness. "Hello, Kelly." She tilted her head like she was greeting an old friend. "In case you don't know me, and judging by that look on your face, I don't think you do, allow me to introduce myself. My name… is Alexa Bliss."
The boos mixed with some cheers for Kelly, but Alexa's grin never faded.
She tapped the belt draped over Kelly's shoulder with her index finger, not touching her but close enough to invade her space.
"Cute belt," Alexa said sweetly, voice dripping venom. "But here's the truth, sweetheart, you're not gonna be holding it much longer. Because I'm here now. And I'm not just here to take that Divas Championship…" she paused, smiling wider, "…I'm here to replace you. Replace you as the face of this entire division. Replace you as the so called goddess of WWE. And when I'm done, nobody's gonna remember Kelly Kelly. They're only going to remember Alexa Bliss."
The fans booed viciously. "You suck! You suck!" chants fired up, rolling in waves across the arena.
Cole's voice cut in over the noise. "Oh my! Did you hear that, King? Alexa just declared herself not only the future of this division but said she's gonna replace Kelly Kelly entirely! She hasn't even had a single match yet and she's already putting herself at the top of the mountain!"
Lawler, practically exploding, shouted, "Who does she think she is?! Kelly Kelly is our Divas Champion! This rookie comes in with her boyfriend Sandro pulling the strings, and now she thinks she's the goddess of WWE?!"
Kelly Kelly tilted her head back and laughed, a sharp, dismissive sound that echoed over the boos. She adjusted the title on her shoulder and brought her own mic up.
"Wow," she said, her voice laced with sarcasm. "Wow. You're really serious about this, aren't you? Alexa Bliss, marching out here with your little boyfriend holding the ropes for you, talking like you run this place already. Like… seriously? Are you confused, or are you just plain crazy?"
The crowd cheered in approval, sensing the claws coming out.
Kelly smirked, her confidence growing. "Let me explain something to you, Alexa. You just got here. You haven't wrestled a single match in WWE. Not one. And believe me, I've seen clips of you elsewhere, I've seen what you can do in the ring. And, honestly? Color me unimpressed."
The crowd popped huge, chanting "Kelly! Kelly!" in rhythm. Alexa's smug expression faltered slightly, but Sandro behind her was already shouting, "She's lying! She's jealous!" to rile the crowd.
Kelly stepped closer, right into Alexa's face now, her voice sharpening.
"The only reason you're standing in this ring, Alexa, is because you're sleeping with Sandro. That's it. You're not here because of talent, you're not here because of skill, you're here because you're his arm candy. You're here because he opened the door for you. And the second he's gone, you'll be gone too. You'd be lucky to even get a tryout, let alone stand in this ring."
The crowd exploded.
"OH!!!" echoed through the arena, fans screaming, stomping, jumping in their seats.
Cole yelled, "Oh my God! Kelly Kelly just said it! She just went straight for the jugular!"
Lawler was practically screaming. "That's not just personal, Cole, that's a death sentence! You don't say that to Alexa Bliss!"
Sandro immediately stepped forward, his face twisting with anger as he barked into Alexa's mic, "Watch your mouth!" The veins in his neck stood out, and Alexa placed a hand gently on his chest, calming him back down. She whispered something into his ear that only he could hear, and his lips curled back into that devilish grin again.
Alexa tilted her head back, trying to compose herself, then slowly lowered the mic from her lips, only to raise it again, her voice colder now.
"Oh, Kelly. Sweet, sweet Kelly. You really think I'm here because of him?" She gestured toward Sandro, who grinned arrogantly. "Sure, he's the love of my life. Sure, he's the most powerful man in this entire business right now. But don't get it twisted, honey. I don't need him to hold a belt. I don't need him to make me relevant. I'm relevant because I'm better than you."
The boos poured in, deafening. Alexa raised her voice, almost shouting over the crowd.
"You've been running around this division like a cheerleader pretending to be a wrestler. You twirl your hair, you blow kisses, you smile for the cameras. But when it comes to actual wrestling? When it comes to actually defending that title like a real champion? You're pathetic. And that's why I'm here. Because someone needs to put this division on the map. Someone needs to take that title and give it meaning. And guess what, Kelly? That someone… is me."
The crowd booed louder, chants of "Kelly's better! Kelly's better!" breaking out.
Kelly Kelly laughed again, shaking her head in disbelief.
"You think you're better than me? Alexa, the only thing you're better at is hanging onto Sandro's arm and smiling for the cameras. I've bled in this ring, I've fought for this championship. You? You just waltzed in here and think you can call yourself the future. You're delusional. And honestly?" Kelly stepped closer, nose to nose now, her eyes fierce. "…I'm not impressed. Not by you, not by your boyfriend, not by your big words. You're nothing but a wannabe Barbie doll with a bad attitude."
The crowd roared, "OHHHHH!!!" again, the tension ready to explode. Cole shouted over the noise, "Kelly Kelly isn't backing down one inch!"
Sandro was pacing now, rubbing his chin, clearly amused but with fire in his eyes as he let Alexa handle it. Alexa's face twisted, her teeth clenched, her free hand balled into a fist. She stepped back half a pace, sucking in air, as if trying to decide whether to keep talking or just snap.
Then, with a slow, deliberate smirk, Alexa lifted the mic one more time.
"You know what, Kelly?" she said softly, almost whispering into the mic. "I'm done talking."
And before Kelly could even blink—
SMACK!!!
Alexa slapped her across the face.
Her hand whipped across Kelly Kelly's face with a vicious slap that echoed like a gunshot through the arena. Kelly's head snapped to the side, her hair whipping across her face. The crowd gasped in unison, the boos pouring down instantly.
Cole shouted, "Oh my God! Alexa Bliss just slapped Kelly Kelly! She just slapped the Divas Champion!"
Lawler screamed, "That little witch! How dare she put her hands on Kelly Kelly like that?!"
Kelly staggered back a step, clutching her cheek, her eyes wide with shock and fury. The Divas Champion straightened up, glaring daggers at Alexa, her jaw tightening as she held her title closer.
The camera zoomed in on her furious face as chants of "KELLY! KELLY!" thundered around the arena, setting the stage for a war that had just been ignited.
Sandro and Alexa stood tall in the center of the ring. Sandro's grin widened as Alexa lowered the mic, her hand still tingling from the slap. She leaned into Sandro, whispering something against his cheek before laughing loud enough for the hard camera to catch.
Kelly Kelly looked ready to fight right then and there. Sandro, however, quickly stepped in front of Alexa, shielding her, raising his arms wide as if daring Kelly to make a move. He was laughing, taunting, egging her on, while Alexa peeked over his shoulder, smirking proudly, satisfied with the damage done.
But Sandro kept himself between them, his laughter booming into the mic as he pointed at Kelly. "Not tonight, sweetheart. Not tonight. You're not worth it… yet."
The boos intensified as Sandro and Alexa backed toward the ropes, Alexa blowing a mocking kiss at Kelly as Sandro held the ropes open for her. She stepped through with a smug smile, clutching his arm once again, while Sandro followed after, both of them soaking in the hatred from the fans.
Kelly Kelly stood in the middle of the ring, seething, the sting of Alexa's slap still burning across her face. She raised the Divas Championship high above her head, shouting at them from across the ropes as the fans rallied behind her with thunderous cheers.
Sandro and Alexa only laughed harder at the top of the ramp, mocking her, promising silently that this was only the beginning.
The show ended on the image of Kelly Kelly standing tall in the ring, Divas Championship raised defiantly high above her head while Sandro and Alexa laughed from the top of the ramp. The camera lingered on the split scene, the champion glaring with fire in her eyes, the challengers basking in their own arrogance, before fading out and cutting to black.
But the second RAW went off the air, the conversation didn't stop. If anything, it got louder.
Twitter immediately lit up like a wildfire. Hashtags like #DXvsUndisputedSystem, #BlissSlapsKelly, and even #TripleHMocked shot straight to the top of worldwide trends. Fans were divided, outraged, ecstatic, shocked, every emotion in between was pouring out in real time.
Clips of the earlier confrontation between Sandro, the Undisputed System, and DX were spreading like wildfire. Fans couldn't stop replaying Sandro's mocking impression of Triple H, the exaggerated "Uhhhh I'm the Game" bit that had the entire arena gasping and laughing at the same time.
Some fans hailed it as one of the boldest promos in years, saying WWE hadn't allowed this level of savagery since the Attitude Era. Others called it flat out disrespectful, accusing Sandro of "going into business for himself" by dragging Stephanie McMahon and Vince McMahon into the mix.
One fan tweeted. "Bruh… did Sandro just reference Hunter's MARRIAGE on live TV?? No way that was scripted. WWE is loosening up on promo rules and I'm here for it. 🔥🔥🔥 #DXvsUndisputedSystem"
Another wrote. "Nah this is BS. DX built this company, and this punk Sandro is out here mocking Hunter like he's The Rock. He ain't earned that. #RespectDX"
And then, of course, there was Alexa's slap. The clip of her smacking Kelly Kelly across the face was replayed thousands of times within minutes, memes popping up everywhere. Some fans compared it to Stephanie McMahon's infamous slaps from the early 2000s. Others simply captioned it with "DAMN" gifs and clips of the crowd gasping in shock.
Cole's commentary line, "She just slapped the Divas Champion!" was already going viral.
But the biggest buzz came when WWE's official Twitter account dropped the bombshell. "BREAKING: Next week on #RAW, it's official! The Undisputed System vs. D-Generation X in a 5 on 5 tag team main event! Who will DX choose as their fifth man? Don't miss it!"
The replies section exploded instantly.
"TAKER! TAKER! TAKER!" flooded in from fans who desperately wanted The Undertaker to step in, given his unfinished business with Sandro. Others pitched legends like Mick Foley, Chris Jericho, or even a wild return from The Rock.
One particularly viral tweet said. "DX needs Taker. No other option. That man has been humiliated by Sandro twice now. This is his chance at revenge. #DXvsUndisputedSystem"
While the online chaos raged, things were heating up backstage too.
Sandro, still riding high from the night's antics, was approached by none other than Triple H and Stephanie McMahon. Security and producers tried to keep them separated at first, but Triple H waved them off, saying, "We need to talk. NOW."
The tension was thick. Alexa wanted to go with Sandro, but Stephanie quickly raised a hand. "This is business," she said firmly. Alexa smirked, kissed Sandro on the cheek, and told him, "Go knock 'em dead, babe." She went off with the rest of the Undisputed System while Sandro followed Hunter and Steph down the corridor.
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Name: Alessandro Zhang
Age: 20 (2010)
Birthplace: Orlando, Florida, USA
Brand: WWE - RAW
Wrestling Style: Mixed Of All Styles
Faction: The Undisputed System
Championships History: 1x FCW Tag Team Champions, 1x FCW Florida Heavyweight Champion, 1x TNA World Heavyweight Champion, & 1x TNA X Division Champion.
Other Achievments: 1x Andre the Giant Memorial Battle Royale Winner
Wrestelmania Record: 1 - 0