Sirius, incredibly satisfied with his victory, turned to his friends with an evil grin on his face.
"I double he was loving that!" he proclaimed, thrusting his fist to the sky.
"Yay, Sirius!" a crowd of students cried as they ran over to where he was standing.
"Dude, that was sickkkk!" one of the kids said.
"Poor Gigatree!" Se Oh cried. "He deserved better!"
"Hey, can I get your autograph?" a young girl pleaded with stars in her eyes.
"Yes, yes, I would be more than happy to put the most evil signature wherever it is you would like me to sign!" Sirius said lustfully.
"NARRATOR!" Sirius groaned. "These girls are literally thirteen years old! Stop; this is getting creepy!"
"Yeh, what the hell!" Se Oh yelled.
"But sir, how will we appeal to our lustful readers?" (Narrator)
"I have no idea, but this is not the way!" (Sirius)
Ding! Ding! The bell rang once again.
"C'mon, Sirius!" Se Oh said, yanking him out of the crowd of adoring students. "We are going to be late for class!"
"And why should I care about being late for that?" Sirius mused.
"I'm not getting electrocuted again for your sake!" Se Oh cried.
"Yeh, that makes two of us!" Not said, picking up Sirius by his feet. Together they carried him off to class against his will.
In a classroom of roughly 50 students, a man with a pumpkin head was eloquently engaged in a monologue. He passionately moved his hands in his expression of evil, captivating the young students. Leaping to the front of the class, he stood in front of the classroom door, delivering a powerful line.
"Evil is as Evil does," he said in a cold and dark undertone. The candle in his jack-o'-lantern skull glowed with a green hum as his breath became a green ominous vapor.
"But not all who are Evil do evil! Practice what you preach, hear all evil, see all evil, L! Be all…"
Boom!
Ping pong pong!
Sirius and gang burst through the door, smacking the side of the pumpkin-headed professor. His head lifted straight off his shoulders, bouncing off the ground before landing on top of a crow.
"Khhaa khhaa," the crow cried.
"Wait! Unhand me, creature!" He cried.
The crow fluttered its wings, flying around the hall with the giant jack-o'-lantern head on top of it, bouncing around.
"Ouch!" The man cried as the crow crashed into the wall before his head fell meters below into a ding of trash.
His body, now unheaded, searched through the trash for his head.
"No, not there, you fool," the teacher cried as his body pulled something out of the trash.
"Ewwwwww!" The students in the class cried as the teacher pulled out a moldy pizza box from out of the trash.
"Don't you dare!" The teacher yelled.
It was too late. His body placed the moldy box on top of his torso, acting like his head. The long strand of moldy green cheese dangled from his head like hair as his body flipped it back and forth like a fashion statement.
"Hahahahhhahajah!" Sirius and friends laughed. Sirius, still in the arms of his friends carrying him, was the first to notice something appearing on the ceiling.
"Guys," he cautioned. "Whatever you do... Don't look up."
"Hehe, why not?" Not and Se Oh chimed.
As the pair looked up, they saw a trio of umbrellas, one for each of them.
"Impossible!" Not said, looking at the back of the hallway.
"Standing with her cane, Ms. Umbra waved in the distance.
"Hello, my students! Just making sure you got to class on time! Have a nice day! Oh! And look out for thunderclouds! I hear there is a storm heading your way!" She chimed.
Bookiooooom!
Now electrified for the 20th time, Sirius, Se Oh, and Not sat quietly in their chairs as their teacher reassembled his head.
"Heheh, thanks to Miss Umbra, I won't have to punish you! And let me tell you, if I had gotten the chance, it would have been something terrifyingly EVVIILLL!" The teacher said, motioning with his fingers.
"Yeh, whatever," Sirius said, yawning. To him, nothing about this teacher was frightening; his homeroom teacher was much worse than anything this man could muster.
"You would do well to respect me, young man! For of all the teachers, my class is the most important!" He declared.
"And what class is this exactly?" Sirius chimed.
"I'm glad you asked!" The man said once again, leaping onto his desk.
"I am Mr. Hollows! And this," he said, throwing his cape over the chalkboard, "is the class of Vollanus Acts!"
"And exactly what is that?" Not asked.
"Hahah, behold!" Mr. Hollows said, withdrawing his cape.
In place of the chalkboard was now a portal. It sounds slowly collecting debris in a circular pattern in the center of the room
"Follow me… If you dare!" He cried, disappearing behind the portal.
"Finally, he's gone!" Sirius cried, standing on top of his desk. "Now let's all party!"
"Yehhhh!" The students cried.
"Free cake for everyone!" Se Oh said, handing out slices.
"Ms. Umbra!" Junior cried. "Sirius is acting up again!"
"What the hell when did you get here! We took care of you last episode! Right Narrator?" Sirius gagged
"It appears the writer has chosen him to be your rival and this he has the same amount of plot armor as yourself" (Narrator)
"Author! You've gotta be kidding me!"(Sirius)
In a flash, Ms. Umbra appeared in the class, looking down at Sirius. A umbrella resting in her hands
"Hahahah…" Sirius groaned. "I mean, let's follow the teacher!"
"Hahahah!" The children in the class cheered.
Together they entered the portal curious of what Mr Hallow had in store for them