In the Hidden Cloud Village, also known as Kumogakure, there is a man who holds the title of Dodomeki.

They say that when he was born and the doctor slapped him to make him cry… he slapped him back.
The doctor still goes to therapy.

They say that when he fell for the first time as a child… the ground was the one that lost out.
Now there's a new ravine that wasn't on any maps.

They say that when he was at the academy, he told the teachers how to teach.
The Raikage had to ask him to raise the teachers' grades.

They say that at the hot springs there are three sections: men, women, and then him.
Because when he goes, none of the men dare to go, and there are too many women.

They say that if an incurable disease appears, he rolls up his sleeves, and the disease becomes curable from fear.

And that was only during the first week of his life!

The Naruto universe and the franchises mentioned belong to their respective creators and companies.
This story does not seek to replace or alter the original works, but rather to pay homage to them through an independent narrative.

This fanfic is an AU, so in case of any discrepancies with the original story...


You can read the original fanfic on my Patreon, while the version that appears here has been translated into English by Chat-GP. So if you have any complaints about the grammar or the constant gender changes...


Sometimes the chapters get out of order; if that happens, I'll try to fix it as soon as possible.


Although I'll be uploading the chapters as I write them, you can read them in advance on my Patreon, along with other original stories and fanfics. Once the story is finished, it will only be here for a few days before being curated exclusively on my Patreon, with free access for any member who is a member of the community.


Remember to read it before you start!