To say that the meeting with Nightwing and Cyborg could have gone better was an understatement I could have left on neutral terms but that's not how I roll. Besides I did him a favor anger is better than sorrow anger can become motivation he should be thanking me if ever gets his shit together. I never really intended to help him in the first place so I care less about the results and if Raven pressed me for answers I could use that as my reasoning. I doubt that she will like hearing this, if he recovered she'd thank me, if he didn't it would would look like I tried.
Either way what's done is done although I did get to enjoy quality time with two of Gotham's most infamous beautiful villainesses thanks to our little interaction; so it was a net positive gain for me either way. I wanted to return to Emma's school as it was hard to make quality time with her due to the distance so I wanted to create moments where I could unfortunately reality has other plans.
I was making breakfast nothing too fancy eggs bacon toast for me and the girls. I could have just ordered Cortona to do it but sometimes doing it yourself appeals to women especially naked only wearing an apron as bacon grease stings. Whilst finishing up breakfast giving the girls a bit of a show I was magically summoned to the Justice League watchtower. Apparently Zatara summoned me just as I finished setting down breakfast. Apparently he didn't think to check what I was exactly doing.
Captain Marvel (Shazam): I thought you said that he was making breakfast why is he Naked!?
Wonder Woman: He isn't naked he's got an apron on
Flash: Did Zatara actually screw up summoning someone and leave all his clothes except for a apron behind?
Zatara: When I scryed it said that he was finishing up making breakfast
Superman: Can you all stop gawking and get him some pants I think we've embarrassed him enough!
"Why would I be embarrassed? There is nothing about my physique to be ashamed of"
Fire: If he doesn't have a problem with it then I DEFINITELY don't see a problem
Ice: I second that
Vixen: Third
Superman: Regardless! Please get him some clothes now!
Flash disappeared and reappeared with basic sweat pants and a t-shirt much to the playful booing of some of the female team members. Superman gave a disapproving stare before clearing his throat trying to get things back on track.
Superman: As I said before we're sorry for the...
"Kidnapping, abduction, being taken hostage although not the worse time I held against my will"
Superman: Once again I apologize that was not our intention it's just a peace delegation arrived on the behalf of the Shi'ar empire and the Thanagarian empire refused talks unless you were involved...
"So you unilaterally decided to bring me here without allowing me to prepare appropriately? Although it probably doesn't matter for xeno scum but for the dignity of holy Terra I should"
Flash: Great I don't forsee any of what you just said offending the Thanagarian dignitaries into declaring open war or offending some of those in this room.
They sent me home under the pretext of allowing me to get prepared for the meeting while they more than likely scrambled for a solution to deal with my blatant racist behavior. Caught snippets of people thoughts careful not to trigger their resident psychic's notice they were planning to convince me to view them as abhumans to mitigate my hostile anti-Xeno tendencies. Baring that they were coming up with excuses for either my absence if they could get away with it or damage control for whatever I might say. Superman was hoping that peace delegation looked human enough so that I wouldn't insult them as well.
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Komand'r POV (Guardians of the Galaxy's ship brig)
Patricia: I am not getting stuck watching princess bitch while you guys play mediator without me! It's my fucking terra for crying out loud!
Gamora: Yet you've made no effort to return or even mention it until now
Patricia: I was busy! You know saving the universe?!
I watched them bicker about whom would watch over me while the rest would try to stop a potential war.
Gamora: You're too emotionally invested in this
Rocket: She means you're biased and likely to lose control and get us all killed
Patricia: Maybe you all invested enough to stop them from conquering Earth!
Did she just say earth? Well it looks like things just got interesting I just need to bide my time until the perfect opportunity shows up. If I could get loose I could possibly use some old contacts or get in touch with my sister she was easy to manipulate. Looks like I wasn't going to Oa after all maybe if I get lucky I could lay low until the heat dies down on this backwater world.