Sigh. Having memories of a different life and a new body is a total mindfuck.
I can't believe I actually got reincarnated into an anime world. And it had to be one I no nothing about. I only watched one season, and that was years ago.
The only thing I do know is that this world is the supernatural exists, the mc should be a registered sex offender, and I have a high risk of being killed since I have a, what was it, sacred gear?
The god that reincarnated me said that my sacred gear would reflect my greatest desire. Apparently, I'm a gacha slave cus my greatest desire is to summon characters from all gacha games I own? Or maybe I just want a harem of my favourite waifus?
I would be lying if I said the thought never crossed my mind. Being able to see my favourite character is going to be awesome. Speaking of seeing things, I have anime vision. Everything I see looks like those hentai with EX-tier animation. It's weird but also kinda cool.
I can't believe I'm 18 and I own a cafe. Well, I will own one. According to my memories, I still need to unpack and set it up. When I was 18 in my past life, I just stayed home all day playing games and being depressed. Thank god I don't have to go to school.
The problem is, I know jack shit about running a cafe. What kind of god does that. They could have at least given me some more money. If I want to stay alive, I need this cafe to work out.
Since I have no money to hire anyone, I'll have to rely on whoever I summon to help in the store. I wonder how that works? Hmmm, I do have knowledge of how to access my sacred gear.
Focus, focus, focus... HA!
Ok, that was a 50/50 glad it worked. Kinda disappointed my sacred gear is a phone, but considering it's 2009, having a smartphone that looks like it was made in 2050 is a godsend.
Damn, all my gacha games really are on this... I have a problem. I probably won't use a majority of these. Wait? How do I even get rolls? I swear to god. If I have to pay for this shit, Imma throw hands.
Oh, what's this? I have 1 roll. 1... I'll take it.
It wasn't hard to decide which game to go for first. I only had one option. All other games were greyed out. So I chose to use my first roll on Genshin. I was disappointed to see there was no rate-up banner.
When I pressed the screen to make my wish, my room flooded with blinding golden light. Today must be my lucky day. I get reincarnated and pull a 5-star.
Once, the light died down, and I saw who I summoned. I lost all rationale.
"LET"S FUCKING GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!"
In front of me stood a gorgeous woman about 5ft 5 with fair skin, purple eyes, and thigh-length pale pink hair. If that didn't give away who she was, the Shrine Maiden outfit she certainly wore sure did.
Yae Miko POV
"Happy to see me, are you~."
Walking up to the young man who so blatantly welcomed my arrival, I couldn't help but smile. He may look different, but he is still the same young boy I remember. I am going to love teasing him~
"Um. Ah. Sorry about that. I'm just really excited that it was you I summoned."
He's even cuter when he squirms. Look at him, try and act confident. Let's see how he handles this. Walking up to him, I put my arms around his neck, looked into his eyes and kissed him. Oh, how I've longed for this.
"Consider that my thanks for the enthusiastic welcome."
"Orochi?" Oops. I think I broke him.
Orochi POV
It took me longer than I care to admit to recover from that. Getting a kiss from Yae Miko was the last thing I ever expected. It completely overheated my brain. Sure, she likes to tease people and watch others squirm but kissing someone she's never met isn't like her.
"S-so. What was that about."
"What didn't like it~," she asked, with a mischievous glint in those mesmerizing purple eyes. She pulled away slightly, keeping her arms draped around my neck.
"NO! I mean, yes, obviously, I did. I-I...I just, I wasn't expecting...I didn't think you'd...kiss me. I don't take things like that lightly."
Chuu~
"You are just too cute. Don't worry. I've been looking forward to meeting you for a while. Now come and let me spoil you."
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Bliss, complete and utter bliss. Lying in the lap of one of my waifus as she strokes my hair. This must be what heaven is like. Is this what happiness is?
"So wait. Let me get this right. You are the same Yae Miko I summoned in my old life, and when you were just a game character, you could see and hear me."
"Yup~"
"Fuccck! I wanna go die in a ditch somewhere. I said so much embarrassing shit. Wait, you saw EVERYTHING when the game was open?"
Yae giggled at me as she continued to comb through my hair. "Oh, don't worry about it. You gushing over us and, what was it you called it. Oh, yes, simping. Among other things. It was rather endearing. We all enjoyed you visiting us in the Serenitea Pot."
Smiling warmly at me: her eyes were filled with affection. "Well, I'm not just a game character anymore. I'm here because of you. And your desire to see us come to life."
That smile is cheating. I can feel my heart pounding. "Having you here...it's like a dream come true."
"Oh, it's only the beginning, my dear Orochi~ The others are waiting for you. You gave us happiness, and we plan on returning the favour. For now, enjoy our alone time together. I plan on spoiling and pampering you plenty, just like you always wanted. I'll even let you cuddle my fox form."
As much as I would have loved to spend the rest of the day with my head in Yae's lap, I had work to do unpacking and setting up the cafe. Thankfully I lived in the space above my would-be café. So I didn't have to go far.
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Surprisingly I managed to unpack and set everything up in just a few hours. It worked off a sweat, but I did it. And just in time for lunch.
For lunch, I wanted to do something special. So to celebrate Yae's arrival. Luckily I had all the ingredients I needed to make her favourite dish, Kitsune Udon.
As the first bowl of Kitsune Udon was ready, I placed it on a tray and walked over to where Yae was sitting. She watched me with her ever-present mischievous smile.
"Here you go, one Kitsune Udon, made especially for you."
Yae's eyes lit up with delight as she leaned forward, taking in the mouth-watering aroma. "Mmm, Orochi, you've outdone yourself. It's simply divine."
I couldn't help but feel a sense of pride and joy as I watched her enjoy the meal I worked hard to make. Seeing her happy made it all worth it.
"I'm glad you like it, Yae," I replied, a genuine smile gracing my face. "I wanted to make this meal special to celebrate your arrival."
After finishing our meal, Yae said I deserved a special reward: one she would give me later. Fuck yeah, my simping over a fictional character actually paid off.
Having nothing better to do, Me and Yae went out to explore the town. With my newfound cooking abilities and Yae agreeing to be a waitress at café Soleil, I have no doubt it'll be a hit.