Naruto What if: Reborn as a pink manace

By Dante see you on Monday. said my coworker as I left the Office for the weekend.
Where did I park my car? I asked myself.
But then I remembered, it is in parking lot 69b I just have to cross the road.
Oh, it's green I can go.
As I stepped out on the road, a big truck appeared from nowhere and did not slow down even tho, I was in the middle of the road, and it was a red light for it.
It hit me, I became a red jelly in the middle of the road 10m from my car... wait how am I still conscious if I died? and at this moment I lost consciousness.
Sometime later, I regained consciousness, but I saw nothing, just darkness, and I heard some muffled noises, then I saw the light; wait... did I just get reborn?
A female voice said its a girl.
I taught:What? What the fuck?
Wait why do I understand Japanese?
The female voice asked what her name was.
Another exhausted female voice said Sakura.
A man's happy voice said Sakura Haruno, my little cherry flower.
I thought: Shit, I'm a pink trashcan.
And I felt someone slap my backside; I wanted to curse them out, but nothing came out, just a loud cry. After some time, crying, being put in a fluffy fabric, and being handed over to a woman who I remember is Sakura's mother from the anim,e, I blacked out.
Sometime later I woke up in a pink crib and I started thinking, I Sakura now, and if I remember correctly then Sakura was born in Year 65 after Konoha's founding on March 28th and Naruto was born on October 10th of the same year and on that day Kuramas chakra permeated the whole village, if Im lucky I could absorb some of it's chakra into my body like senjutsu chakra but it is dangerous, but first I have to unlock my chakra, I have 6 months and 12 days to unlock my chakra, learn how to absorb chakra and how to purify it so that the corrosive chakra of the kyūbi does not kill me.
Okay, then, let's get started. I have to meditate
and try to feel my chakra to unlock it.
3 days later, it's 1st of April. After mom fed me, I was put back in my crib, and mom left me. I started meditating again in the past few days, but I had no progress; I couldn't sense anything.
A month passed. Yesterday, I was able to sense something faintly in my body. I think that was my chakra, but after I was able to sense that energy inside me, I blacked out and only awoke now. I heard my mother approaching, seems like it was time to get fed.
I want selective memory loss like right now.
After I was fed, Mom left because she had work to do around the house. she usually keeps a watchful eye on me and takes care of me, but not today, which means I have more time to meditate.
Another month passes. Today I will unlock my chakra, yesterday I was able to sense my chakra, it wasn't much but it was there if a Jounins chakra pool is a big lake, a chunin is a pool and a fresh out of academy genins is a big puddle, my chakra was a small drop of rain not even enough for the weakest E-rank jutsu. Mom is in the kitchen cooking food for Father after he comes home from gate guard duty. Yes, he is a shinobi, a chunin, but that does not matter right now; now I have to meditate and unlock my chakra. I closed my eyes, emptied my mind of stray thoughts, evened out my breathing, and concentrated on my chakra, that tiny blue drop of energy I found much easier than the first time. I touched it and I started to gently guide it through my body.
I did it; I just unlocked my chakra. I made a cycle with it through my chakra network once and then a second time; when I was done with it, I was exhausted mentally but more physically; I blacked out and fell asleep.
Another month has passed, and I was able to double my chakra amount in this past month which is still a laughable amount but yesterday I found a way to increase my chakra reserves faster namely enhancing my body with chakra, thanks to my frail body that is only 3 months old it is really hard to do and exhausting too, but today mom took me whit her to grocery shopping and I saw a pregnant redhead woman talking whit a pregnant Uchiha woman, the redhead was Uzumaki Kushina, Narutos mother end the Uchiha was Mikoto Uchiha Sasukes mother, if I remember correctly Sasuke is due to July 23rd which is next month.
Another month passed, and I figured out that I had "perfect" chakra control like the original Sakura, but the so-called "Inner Sakura" was nowhere. it might show up sometime before graduation, but that is more than 10 years from now. I figured out that I can chanel my chakra into someone else and guide a miniscule amounth of thair chakra back to me but I hace to convert it to my own and the more chakra I have the more I can drain from others, well actually I onely used this new found ability on mom and if my calculations are correct then when the kyūbi attack happens my chakra reservs should be equal to a small cup of whater or maybe more becouse thanks to my chakra draining ability my chakra reseves are growing exponentialli and I still have roughly 3 months whit this one included and 9 days til Narutos birth and the kyūbi's attack and the more I refine forren chakra the faster the refinemant procces becomes, this month and the next 2 I will just drai and refine forren chakra and in the future I thik I will be imune to moust genjutsus bicouse it works by introduceing the casters chakra into the targets chakra flow and by that time I will be able to purify it automatically or if not than I hope I will get my "Inner Sakura" by than so that she can do this process if it works like i think it works .
Another month has passed like whispered words in the wind. Yesterday I saw the Yellow Flash, the 4th Hokage when Mom and Dad went out to Ichirakus for ramen, and they took me with them and Kushina was there as well, it's a shame that I'm not older and I can't talk to them, also my mother was a shinobi too, a chunin and they were on the same genin team under Rōjin Hyūga and their third teammate was Hizashi Hyūga Nejis father and the twin brother of Hiashi Hyūga who is the Hyūga clan head now.
Today, I leached off a lot of chakra from Mom and Dad well, a lot for me, not for them, and my refinement rate is almost instantaneous if I drain only a little chakra, but the more I absorb, the more time the refinement takes. My chakra reserves are now half of a small cup of water which means I underestimated my growth rate and at the end of this month I will have to double the chakra that I have now and I'm also enhancing my body with chakra from time to time mostly my eyes and brain and it has some rather interesting effects like I can think faster and I can think about two things at the same time and I can remember stuff more clearly, also I can see better and I also have some rudimentary night vision. Today was August 1st... In my previous life, I had my birthday on August 15th; I miss them... my family and friends. Forget about that. You are now Sakura Haruno, and you deal with the present and the future. There is no time to think about the past or a different life. I only have 2 months, including this one, and 9 days to gain as much chakra as possible so that I can absorb the kyūbis chakra and maybe even get a healing factor and more potent chakra, which will help me become a stronger ninja; I will be equal to the godlike Naruto and Sasuke from the war arc.
The month of August passed by like falling leafs in the wind , its September 1th, onely a month till the kyūbi incident I have to prepare a place for the kyūbi chakra im going to absorb but for now I dont know how, seals are not an option becouse im like 5 months old and I can't create them and I don't know how to make tham ,yes I can copy them from my memory but that is just it's looks but I will learn fūinjutsu but maybe if I create a hollow chakra cocoon somewhere in my body ,than I can store it there, il trie to crate the cocoon in my stomach where narutos seal is and if it doen not work than il trie to itnegrate the kyūbi chakra into my chakra system when the time comes, and it seams that enhancing my body whit chakra has some permanent benefits like now I can see bether in the dark even whitout chaneling chakra into my eyes and I can remember stuff easier but I cant test out all the benefits now becouse im to young and I can't walk but I trie from time to time ,now lets maditate and trie out the chakra cocoon creation. Also, I can now create something like chakra strings and connect whit it to people to absorb their chakra from a distance but that way the absorption is harder and slower and I can absorb residual chakra from the air, but it's not natural chakra but at the end of the month I will quadruple my current chakra reserves.
September passed, like the Iwa army that the 4th slaughtered.
My chakra reserves are comparable to a 2l botel of water and it is October 1st, 8 days till the kyūbi's attack orchestrated by "Madara Uchiha" the masked man whose real identity is Obito Uchiha and it turns out that I can create a chakra cocoon where I will be able to store the kyūbi's chakra and it's almost complete, I only need 2 more days.