"A manwhore!"
Breaking out of my grip, she says, "You really flirt like there is no tomorrow with he way you act. It's actually pretty gross all things considered."
"Hey, that's unfair, I don't do that!"
"You have constantly hugged up against me through this date, not to mention you smell of Iancu, Dragoste and especially Suzuka. I don't even know how you managed to have so much of her scent on you."
Moving his nose closer to his clothes, Orb says, "How can you even sniff them?"
"This isn't even mentioning your treatment of Cyrus as if he were a stuffed teddy bear. In all honesty, it's rather extreme, and your excuse of loving people all feels like an excuse to be a pervert."
"I am not a pervert, it's all you guys fault for being so adorable and cute."
"Sexual abuser logic. But what else can I expect from a man raised by a gigolo?"
"I would have you know Captivant was a great man."
"How many women did he tell you about?"
"Orb starts to count using his fingers, and says, "1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9, 10 ,11, 12, 13, 14, 15, 16,17, 18, 19, 20….30….50….84…121….156…198….203. It doesn't even matter, this is stupid anyway."
"And my point is proven."
"He already changed his ways and became a better person, it's not like the damage he did still had effects, and besides, my behaviour is not that much of a problem, everyone already knows I don't mean any form of advance by it."
"The kids don't."
"What?"
"A lot of the young boys have started copying you. But I guess you weren't paying attention. Walking around grabbing and hugging other, even girls without any form of hesitation. You're raising a bunch of future sexual harasses!"
"Really?" Elia nods, and Orb's hair turns black as he falls to his knees. Rubbing his hands against his head incessantly, he says, "I need to do something about this when I get back, or I might have screwed up big time."
Elia tip toes towards Orb, and after reaching a close enough distance, she moves to grab the amulet, but Orb dodges and says, "Don't you know I am having a crisis right now."
"That's the point! Not regret the actions that gigolo has caused."
With a smile appearing on his face, Orb says, "I don't regret them, even though he might. Because everything he is, is what I love the most about him."
"I struggle to see good things about such a man, except for his conversion."
Moving away and dodging again, and again, Orb says, "He used to rub my belly when I got cramps from overeating, and sat with me going through all the words in the books I couldn't read. We used to make snow sculptures together, and despite how bad I learned I was at it, he only gave me compliments. He took great care of my hair, and shaped it all into fun little wigs to I could run around pretending I was a character from the books around. He told me about his family and shared moments that no one outside of themselves had ever experienced. When I fell on the floor for falling to do a flip, he helped me up, when I threw a tantrum from being unable to solve an equation he made me laugh, and when I wanted to leave this Fimbulwinter, he tried his best to open the path up in front of me while making it as entertaining ass possible. I love him lots."
Stopping, Elia walks past Orb, and over to the edge of the rooftop they are currently standing on, and says, "I am sorry, that was unfairly rude."
Turning to stare at her back, Orb says, "Would be able to say it in a more cutesy tone, and maybe add in a few stutters here and there."
"You're lucky it's a holy day, or you wouldn't believe the words I would project onto your ears."
Elia tilts her head down, then kneels down by the edge, and says, "That's pretty cool?"
With green hair Orb walks up and says, "What's going on, is there some cool looking nightmare."
Orb moves and peers his head over the edge of the building, and as he sees nothing in the alleyway beneath him, Elia pushes his back and says, "Enjoy your fall, dummy."
Φ MY PLAN IS PERFECT! As Orb falls down, and tries to land, I will jump down after him, and as my skirt blows up, he will avert his eyes due to his cowardice, and I will be able to grab the amulet! It's so perfect, I don't even know what to do with myself! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
Turning my head to the side, I see Orb has frozen his feet to the wall of the building, making him perpendicular to the wall. "YOU FOOL, DID YOU THINK THAT WAS ENOUGH TO STOP ME!"
Φ Elia puts her hands against her head and starts to rub them rapidly against them, and says, "I knew it, exposure to the parasite is making me become stupider. I need to breathe and take some time to get away from his corrupting presence. 1, 2, 3, breathe, 1, 2, 3, breathe!"
"Excuses, excuses, it won't allow you to win, so keep licking your loser wounds."
The stress on Elia's face intensifies, and she says, "LET'S SEE ABOUT THAT!"
She places her butt on Orb's back, and as she does, his hair turns blue, complementing his bright red. In a seductive tone, she says, "Oh, what is this? Embarrassment, are you perhaps shy to have me on you?"
"No, of course not. Why would I be, I don't have any interest in this sort of things."
"Earlier, when you were carrying me, your left hand was sweating, almost as if you didn't know where to grab my lower half."
"It's called being a watchful and not manhandling a vicious venomous beast."
"Excuses, excuses," she says moving her face closer to Orb's neck. Letting out a warm breath, she says, "You know you enjoy this."
Elia moves her hands towards Orb's chest and tries to slide her hand into his waistcoat's pocket. As she does, she whispers into Orb's ear, "Don't worry about anything else, just silence your mind and enjoy this with all your heart and soul."
Orb activates his legacy at the back of his body and then surges snow, sending Elia into the air. Then he quickly turns his body around, facing the sky instead of the ground.
Elia falls right on top of his chest, and he says, "NOW I CAN FEEL IT BETTER!"
Elia turns slightly red and says, "What was that about not having such thoughts?"
"I DO NOT, BUT IF I AM GOING TO BE SUBJECTED TO IT, I WILL GET THE FULL EXPERIENCE! EVEN IF I LOSE, AT LEAST I WIN NOW!"
"You really have no shame, don't you!"
"OF COURSE!"
The red on her face makes her look like a peach, and she says, "No more lies either, HAND IT OVER NOW!"
Lying against Orb, she tries to grab the amulet, but Orb holds his hands way, from her and she sstrechtes her body across his trying to grab it.
"THANK YOU VERY MUCH!" Orb say,s feeling her against him.
"DO NOT THANK ME!"
As she continues to press against him, she pulls herself back and sits on his chest with her hands against her face, and says, "What the hell am I doing, I am not a shameless pervert like this fool-,"
"Hey!"
"I am the bride of the messiah, I shouldn't be degrading myself, and joining in on this boy's humiliation kink."
"Then maybe stop trying to rob me!"
Slamming her fists against Orb's chest, she says, "Shut up. Just buy me what I want! It's not like anyone cares!"
"You being a brat!"
Slamming her fists, she says, "NO ONE ELSE NEEDS CORRECTION MORE THAN YOU DO!" She slams her fists again and again, and then recomposes herself, and says, "No, don't let the demented wolf, raised by the reformed pervert Captivant, bother you. You're better than this."
Orb holds his chest in pain and says, "How are you so strong? I think you broke something."
"It's called the power of the messia-,"
"Captivant?" A voice says to the side of Elia and Orb.
Turning their heads to face Elia's right, they see a green nightmare with chameleon-like arms and a giant cannon-shaped head that looks at them and says, "Did you just say Captivant!?"
Elia, staring at her, says, "So what if I did? Are you going to do something about it, Miss Artillery?"
Orb tickles Elia, causing her to laugh, and he says, "Don't be so mean, this is technically her house."
Elia punches Orb right in the face and says, "So what? As far as she knows, you could be assaulting me!"
"Like I would assault you? Don't falter yourself."
Elia tries to grab Orb's face, and he grabs her hands and pushes her back in retaliation, as she says, "You talk as if you wouldn't eat out of my hand on request, you dumb dog."
"Keep your fantasies to yourself! You pseudo villainess!"
A tremor moves through the building, and soon the eyes of them both return to the woman, who seethes with fury. "First Captivant first with me, then dashes and gets married to that evil woman. Then he has a bunch of kids and brings them to my store, not even remembering who I am. And now, on my first Radonista, my grandkids don't want to visit, I hear two kids flirting outside my house while chatting about him!"
Orb with teal hair says, "I am so sorry, I didn't know it was such a rough time for you, maybe we could spend some time togeth-."
"You ned to grow the hell up. Your curse makes it hard to tell, but considering your story, you're well into your 80, maybe even 90s, and you're still pissed about a manwhore from decades ago. Go apologise to your husband's grave and maybe look in the mirror and fix yourself. Because if this is how you act, I can see why your grandchildren don't want to be around you!"
"ELIA!" Turning to look at her, Orb says, "Maybe we could go shopping and talk about your issues together."
Elia, grabbing Orb by the face, says, "YOU'RE GOING TO SPEND MONEY ON HER AND NOT ME!"
"YES!"
As the two continue to fight, the old lady brushes her head back and screams, "GET OUT OF HERE RIGHT NOW!" Her words come along with a giant gust of air from her cannon face that blows both Orb and Elia high into the sky.
And as they fly so high that they almost hit the GRaeT BBBBBB, Elia says, "Look, a mean old hag."
"It's because of what you said!"
"Was I wrong?"
"No, but there are better ways to put things than screaming them like that?"
"You see, this behaviour is why humans suck so much."
Orb's cheek puffs up, and she says, "Acting like a baby won't change my opinion."
Grabbing her and pulling her close, Orb says, "That might not, but maybe this might."
Orb creates a shield out of ice in front of them, which reduces the wind pressure in their face, and from up above, they can see all of Căderea-dracului. As they both look down the entirety of Radonitsa throughout the city. The lights, the floats, and the people through the streets, all in their favourite attire, showcasing their curses to the fullest extent, hit her straight in the eyes.
And as she stares down with disbelief, Orb looks at her eyes, and she says, "I concede that what lies before my eyes has built some degree of beauty to it."
"As do I."
She grabs Orb's nose and says, "If you keep getting so bratty with me, I might have to report you to Pine!"
"NO!"