The doorbell rang shortly after Steven saw his father get out of the car.
Loki, who was still aware of everything going on, yelled from the sofa again.
"DoorDash? It better be Wing Stop! I know you've got the money, damn it, so none of that cheap shit!"
"Shut it, god!"
"Fuck you, I want my own ranches!"
Steven rushed back into the living room and hissed at the ancient deity. "Would you be quiet...! Make yourself invisible, my bitch dad is here!"
Loki was both intrigued and disappointed by that knowledge. He really had his heart set on Wing Stop.
He sighed as he leaned back into his seat casually.
"Powers aren't exactly working inside this hamster ball you've caged me in."
"Bull. The barrier just prevents you from doing anything to get out, it doesn't stop you from messing with your own body while you're in there. Or don't you know that already!?"
"Are my nightly audible masturbation sessions bothering you?"
"YES!"