[Volume 1: "A Magical Professor."] [Chapter III (3): "Great Hall, Dinner, And Alliance."] [0003]
I quickly rushed into the Great Hall while its entrance door was still opening, I closed the said door along the way, almost akin to slamming it. thus making a loud bang that echoed in the huge almost depressed atmosphere of the Great Hall.
I looked back at the door hearing a cartoon-like sound of something hitting someone's head, followed by a confused uncle calling out, "What did I do?". Lover's quarrel is the most dangerous thing you could get yourself into. I mean I have experience being a third wheel, and it ain't fun. Never is, never was.
I then turned around and was quickly met with hundreds of students, most of them chatting and talking to others, while the rest of them were looking at me, 'oh boy, this is awkward...' I thought to myself.
I quickly thought of an excuse, 'They were about to start World War 3.' But now that I further think about it, that's dumb. So I just shut up, can't ruin my reputation further than it already is, so I just silently walked to my sit at the High Table, walking past 4 Long Tables in each corner in the process.
Slytherin on the top left, Ravenclaw on the bottom left, Hufflepuff on the bottom right, and Gryffindor on the top right. Very very different from the Books or Movies, maybe because I never read the Books, or watched the Movies. Most of my knowledge about Harry Potter came from FanFics, which is short for Fan Fiction.
Anyways, while walking past each table, I could briefly see them in my peripheral vision either eating, gossiping, or playing wizard chess. Playing with cards that magically show holographs of Pokemons, in a holographic battlefield. Some are studying, mostly Ravenclaw students.
I know that those cards are badass, not gonna lie with you, it is. But other than that no one seems to be fighting, no house rivalry, no hostility, no nothing, it is even allowed to go to other house's table, the reason for this is because there is no purebloods, only new blood, this is indeed the first year of Hogwart's after all, approaching the second year in a few month's.
Those kids I was talking about playing cards are a student of Slytherin and Gryffindor respectively, and they are twins. The Valeskas to be more precise, are almost like the Weasley twins, thankfully they aren't murderers or maniacs, I would have shitted bricks myself if they even showed signs of being one, but thankfully they aren't. Right beside the twins is a crowd of students, Gryffindor's, Slytherin's, Ravenclaw's, and Hufflepuff's, cheering them as the game goes.
I stopped dead in my tracks and looked at the Valeska twin's game. It is a 1v1 game with 5 Pokemons each for the player, Jerome which is the Gryffindor one has 2 Pokemons left, a Gengar, and a Snorlax. His other 3 Pokemons which are dazed are, Meowth, Blastoise, and a Marowak, he is currently using a Gengar while his tactic is just to hit and run.
The other Valeska twin who is Jeremiah has 3 Pokemons left, an Alakazam, Lapras, and finally a Cloyster. His other 2 dazed Pokemons are composed of Slowbro and an Exeggutor. While currently using a Lapras, a fucking tank may I say, his tactic is seemingly just waiting for the right opportunity and attacking the Gengar with a one-hit k.o. Opposite of Jerome's tactics, but missing horribly because of Gengar being quick.
While most of the kids finally noticed me, it seems the Valeska twins didn't. So I thought of a great way to mess with them. Currently one of the students was about to warn the twins, who are focused on the game. I was about to tell the kid to 'shut the fuck up,' but that would be too cruel for an eleven-year-old, so I just gestured for him to shut up, and so he did.
"Gengar ice punch the shit out of that Lagpas." Jerome the Gryffindor one said to his Gengar that is currently inside the digital board game. The Gengar then nodded and quickly evaded Lapras attack, as his fist slowly and steadily was coated by ice, as his fist inched closer to Lapras left cheek, until his fist made contact with Lapras cheek, turning Jeremiah's Lapra into an ice statue.
Jerome obviously the right side of the brain, celebrated instantly when he dazed the fuck out of his brother's Lapra. This of course annoyed Jeremiah a little bit, but his pissed-off attitude lessened when he noticed me as he grinned at his brother, his brother none the wiser and was confused but other than that.
The visuals of this card game are brutal, and beautiful may I just add, before hitting this poor bastard in the head with this random newspaper that just coincidently magically flew into my hands. 'Poor kid.' I thought to myself about to wipe that smirk out of the Holy Terror of a Brat's face in front of me.
"Hah!" Jerome quickly laughed not noticing me before continuing "Why are you grinning at me for?" Jerome asked none the wiser as I get in a good position. "Finally gone insan-... Wait..." Jerome finally noticing the weird looks his classmates gave him decided to turn around, noticing me. "Shit." He curses under his breath, as I hit the poor bastard in the head. Not enough to damage his brain any further, just making him hurt. Really really Bad.
"Awh," Jerome said in a whimper-like tone while rubbing the back of his head, even though I didn't use full force it still probably hurt. "Heh." I instinctively chuckled under my breath as I start to scold my student, "Never curse in school Jerome." I said with a smile on my face, 'Unless no one is watching.' I thought before turning around and continuing my walk to the High Table.
If you think that hitting Jerome is unnecessary for cursing. Well, you'll be right, I just wanted a reason to hit the bratty bastard. "Bloody Tyrant," Jerome said under his breath before he got elbowed by his brother, Jeremiah. I of course on the other hand heard that, and at that time it made me smile for a split second.
While on my way to the High Table I greeted a few students here and there, mostly Ravenclaws sitting at the Slytherin and Gryffindor's tables. Finally, when I reached the High Table's stairs I was immediately greeted by, Professor Flitwick drinking coffee and sitting on books.
"Ah. Felix just the man I was looking for." Professor Flitwick said in a bubbly squeaky tone before continuing, "You see I don't understand what these things are." Professor said while pulling something from his pockets. "But it is indeed beautiful." I looked at the thing he was holding, and it appears to be a Pokemon Card, showing a forest-like habitat inside of the card is a sleeping Pokemon, an Eevee to be precise.
"How did you do it?" the Professor asks me in a curious tone, he then drank his coffee waiting for my response, most of the students and some of the teachers who heard that was curious as well and are listening. 'Well, shit.' I thought to myself. Not being able to come up with an answer. I instead just kept opening and closing my mouth, just like a fish that got out of water.
"Well... I-i would like that to be kept as a secret." I said with a smile hoping that Professor Flitwick and everyone who is listening, to believe my white lie, "Well isn't that a shame." Flitwick said while magically levitating the newspaper I stole from him earlier into his hands, "But it is for the better, I guess." Flitwick added in a cheery squeaky tone while reading the newspaper, not appearing to be bothered by my answer.
Unbeknownst to me, in the point of view of Professor Flitwick, he thinks that the art of crafting a Pokemon Card is sacred. Similar to that of the Philosopher Stone, so he didn't try to fry any further, even though he is curious. Same goes to the Professors who are present here.
Feeling the weirdness in the air I just quietly sat down on my sit, greating my fellow college's along the way, they are actually my workers but college's sounds better.
When I sat down at my chair I adjusted my posture from a hunchback like posture to a more comfy one, got damn this feels much much more comfy. After a couple of seconds later a dish magically appeared in front of me.
Fried rice, with Hotdog's with cheese inside, and a Sunny-Side up Egg. All freshly cooked, I looked at the dish in front me almost salivating, thankfully not physically. Before I ate I first performed a sign of the cross and started a small prayer that only took a couple of seconds, I didn't talked to God fuck em, I talked to my family I thanked them for everything.
I then sliced a part of my Hotdog, which sounded wrong, and then put it in my mouth. But I was interrupted by the sound of flapping wing's coming from a fucking White Owl, oh wait that's mine.
The said White Owl then flew on top of me and into my shoulders, giving me the envelope that he was holding into his claws in the process. How did he not put a tear into this envelope you ask? I don't know but fuck it, I've seen shit much more weirder than this I just didn't care at some point.
Weirdly enough the letter doesn't seem to have any names or anything in front of it. Just plain old gothic styled envelope, so while opening the letter I started using Magic to feed myself, i.e levitating the Spoon and Fork and making it feed me.
I finally opened the envelope and read the first word into the letter, and I slowly by slowly started to munch slower and slower, until I lost focused on my Magic and dropping the Spoon and Fork in the process.
"Fuck me." I said outloud accidentally instead of talking in my inner thought's.
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["DV QFHG TLMMZ RTMLIV GSV LGSVI KILUVHHLIH VCRHG."]
[𝐅𝐞𝐥𝐢𝐱 𝐇𝐚𝐫𝐩: [𝐏𝐫𝐨𝐭𝐚𝐠𝐨𝐧𝐢𝐬𝐭] [𝐖𝐢𝐳𝐚𝐫𝐝] [𝐒𝐲𝐬𝐭𝐞𝐦] [𝐅𝐫𝐢𝐞𝐝 𝐑𝐢𝐜𝐞 𝐄𝐧𝐭𝐡𝐮𝐬𝐢𝐚𝐬𝐭] "Can't a man just eat his Fried Rice in peace?"]
[𝐅𝐢𝐥𝐢𝐮𝐬 𝐅𝐥𝐢𝐭𝐰𝐢𝐜𝐤: [𝐂𝐡𝐚𝐫𝐦𝐬 𝐏𝐫𝐨𝐟𝐞𝐬𝐬𝐨𝐫] [𝐒𝐨𝐨𝐧-𝐓𝐨-𝐁𝐞-𝐏𝐨𝐤𝐞𝐦𝐨𝐧-𝐌𝐚𝐬𝐭𝐞𝐫] "Hmm, what a beautiful creature." *Looking at Sleeping Eevee Pokemon Card*]
[𝐉𝐞𝐫𝐨𝐦𝐞 𝐕𝐚𝐥𝐞𝐬𝐤𝐚: [𝐒𝐭𝐮𝐝𝐞𝐧𝐭] [𝐓𝐰𝐢𝐧] "Right brain!"]
[𝐉𝐞𝐫𝐞𝐦𝐢𝐚𝐡 𝐕𝐚𝐥𝐞𝐬𝐤𝐚: [𝐒𝐭𝐮𝐝𝐞𝐧𝐭] [𝐓𝐰𝐢𝐧] "It's right side of the brain, you idiot."]
["The whole Ready Player One Book is about Wade retelling his story through writing a book (the book/s started that way), basically he is an unreliable narrator. He could say that he could shit gold, and high chances that we all would belive it, because he said so. And I find that writing style weird, and I'm doing the same thing to my book (but I'll try switching POVs), so when you see thing's being too much. We'll high chances that, that's just Felix exaggerating."]
["I suspect that you folks aren't reading my author's notes, well fuck you man their is lore there. But fuck it read this backwards. [NWOD UOY TEL ANNOG REVEN, PU UOY EVIG ANNOG REVEN.]"]
["This Felix is originally an calm and intelligent person, but I'm changing that. Why? Because I just accidentally read (skimmed through) Sadistic Lovers Game, and I regret it, its worse than Metamorphosis (I need help) but fuck it I'm mad! Might as well make my character arrogant like that fucking mc but slightly tone down, don't read it (Sadistic Lovers Game) for your own health I am an 16 year old man and I'm crying because of it, SO MUCH RAPE! NOT THE GOOD KIND. Oh and Rindo is the type of bitch im rooting for, it's just why the fuck is she so smart yet so dumb, got her ass raped two times, ACTUALLY more times than I can count, because of those flashbacks GOT DAMN! But Chapter 54 is indeed wholesome as all hell, but fuck it for your sake don't read it."]
["I actually enjoyed writing this chapter when I got the hang of it, especially the Valeska twin part and the Pokemon card game, it is excited."]
["Shool has been giving me shit more than lately, that's the reason why this is late and because I just didn't feel like writing sometimes."]
[Words: "2114 Words."]
[Characters: "12218 Characters."]
[Writen: "November 21 2022."]
[Posted: "November 21 2022."]