Chapter 1 - Chapter one our beloved Villian

The crowd cheered, like most villains I had lost, I limped my way back to my apartment, opened the door, headed to the bathroom, rummaged through the pills and found the bandages. Just as I did that, I heard my door open "Hey Nix! I'm coming in!" "Ok I'll be out in a minute!" I said back to Elijah Wood ( a straight hispanic 27 year old 5'6 male friend of mine) . I walked out of the bathroom, new clothes and no blood. "Still no Mrs." "yeah" "I think you'd be a great husband" "you think so?" I said back "Yeah if I where gay I'd marry you", The hero Golden Justice, was reacently found atten-, "Come on Pheonix! It's just the news!" I couldn't think of what to say, Eli had a point but I still couldn't stand it, I mean christens ruled the world! While Satanists and other religions were crushed. "I'm sorry, I'm just so tired" "Nix, I think you should stop thinking about the whole hero villain fiasco and go to bed" "ok".