Yeeted To Another World With A System

A man dies reading *Naruto.* Fitting, really—he spent more time analyzing chakra systems than paying taxes. But when he wakes up in the body of an eleven-year-old Naruto Uzumaki, one month before Team Seven forms, he knows two things immediately: 1. This isn't a dream. 2. He's not playing the same game as everyone else. Armed with meta-knowledge up to Boruto (which he hates with the fiery rage of a thousand Rasengans), a god-tier system called HIKARI, and the personality of a cutthroat analyst with a fake sense of humor and no patience for emotional bullsh*t, this new Naruto is done playing the fool. Emotionally detached. Overpowered. And tired of Konoha's hypocrisy. With meta knowledge and an AI that's less fairy godmother and more silent dominatrix, he's ready to rewrite the entire shinobi world. His goal? Simple: 1. Become the strongest shinobi to ever live. 2. Break the timeline until it begs. 3. Build a harem worthy of a warlord. 4. And bury canon under the weight of his ambition. Enemies will evolve. Allies will question everything. And destiny? Destiny's about to be nerfed. This isn't Naruto’s story anymore. No, this is HIS story now.