Lorelei Kinari had had a pretty eventful life. That was the most positive way of describing her life possible, and since Lorelei was a generally very positive mermaid, that's how she looked at it. Yes, she totally didn't consider her life to be a complete shipwreck, filled with the most stressful, most anxiety inducing, most horrifying series of events of all.
It all started on the day she was born. A bunch of steroid pumped sharks killed her entire freaking tribe and swallowed her whole while they were at it! Then, some serpent dude called Havval or something saved her from a death she wouldn't have remembered if it had happened, and she cursed him for it every other day. Of course, she also thanked him on alternate days, so it was kind of balanced out in her positive opinion. Yes, she was a positive thinker.
