"I want to be a cheesecake." I said with a sigh as I looked up at the ceiling, thinking about the great possibilities that would be opened up to me if I were a pastry.
"Fujiwara-san, please get up and go to your classroom." Like the the fact that I wouldn't have to deal with annoying student council voices that grated on my ears as a cheesecake, because I wouldn't have ears then.
"That will be a detention, Fujiwara-san." Oops, my inner thoughts must have become my outer words.
"Yeah yeah, whatever." I said with a yawn as I got up and walked away, uncaring of the words from the bespectacled she-devil and thinking about these last four years.
Honestly, who could have actually thought that filling a goddamn CYOA would end up causing my to death from a bull kicking me and reincarnate in the world of my freshly filled CYOA? Definitely not me cause if I did, I would have chosen a far less dangerous world instead of this unholy combination of High School DxD and Bleach!
All the fucking shit I had to deal in these last four years... simply thinking about it made me want to go back home and become a shut-in.
"That's enough, Fujiwara-san." My thoughts were cut short as Sona Sitri, the she-devil student council president, cut me off in my way down the stairs and held her arms out. "You have detention, so you are not allowed to go down another step on these stairs!" She declared, trying to be intimidating. It was adorable.
"...okay." I said with a shrug, and then threw myself out of the window. Uncaring of the startled shouts of the students as I landed on some bushes and finally left the school grounds as my phone started ringing.
"It's rare of you to call me? Is there a problem."
"Yeah there is a problem, a fucking Shinigami is beside me and demanding that I do her work!" Oh, we were at that point in the timeline already?
"Okay, I'm on my way."
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"You seem stressed, Kaichou." Ruruko Nimura, Sona Sitri's pawn and the newest member of the Kuoh student council, said with a troubled frown that turned into a panicked squeak when the mentioned Kaicho looked at her way with a bloodshot glare.
"My apologies everyone, but I need all of you with the exception of Tsubaki to leave." The heiress of Sitri clan said and her peerage sans her queen obeyed her without a second though, leaving the two bespectacled devils alone.
"Tsubaki, please."
"I know, Kaichou." Tsubaki said with a nod and sigh as she undid the black clothing on her top and took off her shirt, standing in the middle of the room with only her blue brassiere covering her chest. "I am ready."
"Thank you." Sona said with a nod before she took. a deep breath, then she slammed her head into her queen's breast and started to scream; using the mammaries as pillows to muffle the sound.
"Fujiwara-kun again?"
"I hate him!" Sitri heiress yelled as she looked up from Tsubaki's breast with tears gathering around the corners of her eyes. "How can a laidback moron like that be the top student of our year?! And how can there be a moron in our school who would jump out of a window when his road down the stairs is blocked?! Just what did I do to deserve dealing with that damn moron?! He's a moron!" And then she slammed her face back into Tsubaki's breasts and continued to vent her frustrations.
This went on for a few more minutes before Sona finally calmed down enough to leave her queen's embrace. "Thank you Tsubaki, and sorry for making you do this all the time."
"It is no issue, Kaichou. It's merely another part of my duties as your queen." " Tsubaki said with a shake of her head. "Now, there are other issues that need your attention."
"Is it Hyoudou again?" Sona asked with a sigh as she massaged her temples, knowing the answer to that question even before Tsubaki placed the small tower of paperwork that was the complaint against the perverted girl from the student body. "That damn pervert. If it wasn't for Rias, I would have kicked her out before the end of her first year here." Sure, the amount of favors she ended up earning from Rias due to not expelling the perverted leech was quite handy, especially since she would likely keep getting them till the day the Gremory heiress finally approached the girl about her peerage offer and that likely wouldn't happen till her graduation with how much procrastination the redheaded devil did.
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"So this is your Shinigami problem?" I asked with half lidded eyes as I looked down at petite form of Kuchiki Rukia who was switching between glaring at me and glaring at Ichigo every few seconds.
"Who are you calling a problem?! And Ichigo, why did you call a mortal here and tell him about me?! Our world is meant to be separated from ordinary mortals!"
"Shut up, there ain't nothing ordinary about this asshole." Ichigo said as he picked his ear with his pinkie, trying to regain his sense of hearing after the fun-sized Shinigami shouted in his ear.
"You truly say the nicest things when you need help, carrot top." I deadpanned as I walked past the irritated teen and walked to his house slash family clinic.
"Hello." I said as I opened the door and then immediately leaned back in order to avoid a flying kick that ended up hitting Ichigo instead. "How have you guys been."
"Kuro!" I heard the voice of Yuzu, who ran out of the kitchen and immediately hugged me; uncaring of her father and brother fighting behind me. "It's been so long!"
"Did you bring any presents?" And then Karin, the second sister of the Kurosaki household, also came and looked at me with half lidded eyes.
"It's been almost a year since I last saw you and that's all you can say? I have a half mind going into depression." I said and the black haired girl just scoffed before coming closer and hugging me, though not as tightly as her sister.
"Kuro, you damn bastard!" Which was the moment Isshin disengaged from his battle with Ichigo and started to run towards me. "Keep your hands away from my darling daughters you, gack!" And then he was stopped as a figure got behind him and put him in a chokehold that seemed quite dangerous.
"My dear husband, I must have misheard you, for you couldn't possibly be making demeaning remarks about my second son."
"...nice to see you too, Masaki-san."
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