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Chapter 3 - Chapter 3: Bruh Moments....

[Kaen's POV]

As I slowly gained consciousness I felt myself slowly being ejected in what feels like a slimy and tiny water slide. It was dark but there was a small speck of light at the end of what looks lights a tunnel.

'Where am I now?' I thought to myself.

As I finished thinking of possible places about where I could be I heard loud screaming and tiny whimpers from outside these walls.

'Am I about to be born again?' I questioned my situation right now, not believing that I would be reborn.

'I thought I would just get transmigrated! Not reborn!' I screamed internally not realising that I didn't ask the host if I would be reborn or transmigrated.

'I feel so stupid! Why didn't i ask him that!? Truck-sama damn it!' I cursed in my thoughts.

'I just hope that they will love me like normal parents do' I hoped and prayed to the almighty that I will be in a normal happy family like my old one's.

I then heared a scream louder than all the ones i heard previously and a faint sound of crying and a crunch sound.

'I think my new mom is similar to Kushina. Just a hunch though, I'm not too sure' I thought quietly and fearing for my new father.

I finally saw a light and it was slowly getting closer and bigger the more time passes and the more I get squished in the slimy prison. I feel a cool breeze at crown of my head and then wind as cold as a blizzard hits my entire body. It only lasted for a few seconds until I felt an unbearable pain on my butt.

"Waahhhh!!!" I cried not being able to handle such pain on my cute behind.

'Damn you doctor! I'll get you back for this' I screamed internally the man in front of me due to me getting wiped down by the cute nurse.

After a few minutes of getting wiped I was then handed to woman lying down on the bed. She held me lovingly and gently as if I would break from the slightest movement. I looked at the woman I assumed was my mother and I was amazed by her beauty. The sunlight coming from the window was making her more beautiful than she already is by shining light on her hair giving her an amazing look. And those green eyes! They were staring into my soul and I couldn't look away from them. She was staring at me with pure love.

As I was looking at my ew mothers face I heard the doctor clear his throat and asked what would my name be. My new father offered to name me so that my mother would get some rest, but she shouted that my name would be Kaen and she wasn't taking no for an answer, to which my father agreed.

My father took me from my mothers grasp's due to her falling asleep due to exhaustion and using all of her remaining energy to give me my name. He looked at my face and I looked at his. He was very handsome from his looks alone and his purple eyes were filled with the same warmth and love as my mother had. He said somethin about me getting my clan in it's homer story but I wasn't too sure due to me being just born and my ears don't work properly for me to hear things clearly.

He handed me to a nurse saying I needed to go into the baby's room. He handed me too her without much resistance and when we were almost out of the room, I looked back to see my father kissing my mother on her forehead and grabbing her hand before falling asleep beside her bed.

'I like this family. I thought before falling asleep in the nurse's hand taking me to the baby's room full of other new born babies. And when she opened the door something fell, awakening the sirens of hell on this earth. And I knew that I had walked in hell.

'Bruh.....Bitch for real? C'mon, why did that happen!?' I shouted in my head and I felt my ears burn due to all the crying. A few nurses came in to try and calm down the little shit bags. The nurse put me in a bed so she can calm some more babies down, but that only made it worse due to her knocking down another object but making a louder noise an making the babies cry harder.

'I hate this already....' I thought sadly not even hearing my own thoughts due to the wails of the little gremlins disguised in little suits of flesh.

'I'll just sleep and ignore all of this chaos and hopefully see my parents soon' I thought while slowly succumbing to sleep.

(TIMESKIP THE NEXT MORNING)

I woke to me getting picked up by a different nurse than the one yesterday. She brought me to a table and clean my but to which I thought why did she do this because I didn't dirty myself but when she took my last diaper off I smelt piss and shit and I silently thanked her in my head for cleaning that monstrosity. After she was done cleaning me she picked me up and went out of the room from hell and went to what I assume to be my mother's room.

On the way to the roon I looked around curiously. I saw doctors and nurses talking to their patients and when i looked out of the window I saw ninja's jumping form the rooftops.

'I can't wait to become a ninja.' I thought excitedly as I imagined myself running at high speeds and doing jutsu's that can obliterate an entire mountain.

The nurse opened the door to the room that my mother was and handed me to her then left to go do whatever nurses do. She was talking to the doctor that was giving her a check-up to see if she is healthy after just giving birth to me.

After the doctor was done my father came in with his jounin uniform on and thanked the doctor before asking my mother if she was fine.

"Of course I'm fine! Giving birth isn't enough to take me down, BAKA!" screamed my mother at my father while looking away with a slight blush as red as her hair.

My father chuckled at hee being a tsundere before grabbing her free hand and giving it a kiss while giving a beautiful smile. My mother smacked his head saying that he was an idiot and that they should go home now and get little me back before lunch.

They left the hospital with me in my mother's arms. I was looking at everything that crosses my field of view. I saw people walking around, buying stuff from the stores beside the street and talking with each other with smiles on their faces. I also saw some ninjas patroling the area and two Uchiha police force breaking up fight between two drunks fighting over a girl. I couldn't help but feel bad for the Uchiha clan for what was going to happen in the future.

I say future because there are three heads on the hokage mountain. The 1st Hokage, Hashirama Senju, he 2nd Hokage, Tobirama senju, and the 3rd Hokage, Hiruzen Sarutobi. And by the looks of the mountain I can see some scafolding on the side of it with marked areas, which means that the 4th Hokage, Minato Namikaze has just taken office. That means there are 2 years before the birth of naruto and the rampage of the Nine tailed fox in the village.

I shook my head and stopped thinking about that calamity in the future and focused on the now. I remember that I got full blooded Uzumaki on the wheel so that means I have a huge chakra pool which i need good control over to do powerful justu's and increased longevity is a benefit of being a full blooded Uzumaki so I'm going to live for atleast 150 years old. Also, the adamantine chains, they can subdue even a tailed beast, a beast made from pure chakra so it is a miracle I got that here in this world where gods roam freely. I don't know how to do that but I'll figure it out.As I finished thinking I realised we were in front of a two story house.

They opened the door and walked inside.I saw that it was very cozy, perfect for a family. It was nice and clean and it also smells like lavender.

My mother brought in what i would assume as my new room. It was filled with toys and there was a white crib at the corner of the room with a chandelier of animals that plays music and the walls were baby blue. She placed me in the crib and told my dad to feed me as she was going to make lunch.

My dad entered the room and approached the cabinet opposite of the crib. He grabbed a bottle and baby formula out of it and then he put some warm water in then shook it.

Once he was done he approached my with a smile. Unfortunately for him, he tripped on a toy that was on the floor, he face planted and made a thud sound.

*THUD*

'Bruh....' I thought in my head.

The bottle he was carrying flew out of his hands and landed on my head making me cry loudly and alerting my mother, making her open the door in haste.

Once she entered she saw my father on the floor holding his bloody nose. She was aboutto ask qhat happened but he heard me wailing in my crib and saw there was bruise on head and a bottle right beside. She didn't need to ask what happened and beat the living shit out of my father for.

"I asked you to do one simple thing and you messed up!? You even hurt my little angel in the process!!!" she screamed in fury while punching him all over his face.

Once she was done with him she approached me and grabbed me out of my crib and rocked me gently talling me it was okay and the man not not hurt anymore. I calmed down after a few minutes and she went to sit in the chair that in the room. Once she sat down she lifted her shirt and breastfed me. I didn't know what to do but I was hungry so I just went with the flow. She was humming a soft tune while feeding me and I heard groaning on the floor but I ignored it.

Once I was full she burped me then placed me back in the crib then walked out of the room with my unconscious father in tow.

'I'm gonna sleep now' I thought as I was tired so I just let sleep consume my entire being.

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