MC's POV
"any wish?"
"yes, yes *yawn*"
"no limits?"
"make a wish already or I'll limit it!"
"okay okay geez... uhm can you give me a paper and pen? I wanna list it dow-" just as he said that a white paper appeared in front of him.. like in front of his face.
"just think of a number *yawn* then wish and think of the number again and it'll get listed"
nodding I then make a list of my wishes.
69. A dimension in which I can come and go and someone I want to, and it will have materials and other stuff on it and a dungeon that has infinite levels and mobs, materials etc. the mobs will make me or anyone that kills it stronger. 69.
420. an artifact inside the dimension that I or someone activates it and if I or someone dies they get teleported and healed back to the artifact. ps can the stronger if killing if affected by this artifact work too. 420.
21. I want to be smarter genius like smart... ultra genius. 21.
9+10. I want the Diablo bloodline from my past life but make it 100x stronger or strongest. it's Dragon bloodline you old coot I wanna be a strong dragon/human also make my human bloodline the strongest too. 9+10.
666. I want a system that can has everything this vastiverse has to offer and I want gacha too! also make it non-sentient and I want a maid that can access the system and knows everything about it. 666.
9000. I want the knowledge of every blacksmith to ever exist in this vastiverse. 9000.
1. lastly I want Progressive Improvement... which will let me improve everything I learned, mastered, physical, mental, etc. 1.
satisfied with this list I pass the note to the old man.
"alright, but first my inheritance you will receive it at the age of 10 and the blacksmith knowledge you will receive it at the same time you receive my inheritance." the old man speaks seriously this time. he then clapped his hand and the note disappears.
"ok brat you wi-"
"wait!! old man can I ask a question?"
"ok what is it?"
"why me?"
"because I created a roulette wheel and listed a every being on your planet and you got lucky so.. now you're gonna get reincarnated. have fun young man." the old man says before disappearing Oogway style.
"wai-" I tried to call out to the old man but I lose my consciousness.
....
'where am I???' I thought as I try to open my eyes to no avail, I then feel my surroundings... very warm and Sticky but comfortable, and I feel someone else too... must be my twin or something.
'am I a baby or what it's called.. fet-fuck it whatever.... system??? status??' I thought as a screen appears in front of me.
[System Window:Status
Name: ??? ???????
Title: Lucky Bastard (can't change)
Age: 6 months (19)
Bloodline(s): Diaboros/Godhuman/???????(Parent)/????(parent)/????????????(inheritance)(sealed)
HP: 21,000/21,000
MP: 150,000/150,000
Str: 20(sealed)
End: 105(sealed)
Agi: 20(sealed)
Magic: 1000 (control:1%)(sealed)
Lck: ??
System Window:Status]
'wtf i'm op asfuq how do them multipliers work I have massive amounts of hp and mp..'
'err.. skills?'
[System Window:Skills
[Diaboros Will(END)
being a Diaboros you have unbending will and can intimidate creatures below the Diaboros bloodline.]
[Ultra Sense(END)
improves the user's sense to the maximum, and allows the user to sense Intent/emotions/ etc. and grants the host Ultra Instinct(A/n not the op dbs UA)]
[All-Language(Ascend)
The user can speak/read/write every Language that exists]
[Music Mastery(mortal process)
mastered(mortal process) Music of any kind singing/instruments/ etc.]
[Spear Mastery(mortal peak)
mastered(mortal peak) the use of any spear known. +20% Agi/Str when using a spear.]
[Diablo Spear technique(mortal peak)
A set of movements that utilizes strength and agility at its best. +20% Agi/Str permanently.]
[Combat Mastery(mortal process)
mastered(mortal process) combat using the body as a weapon. +5% Str/End/Agi permanently.]
[Progressive Improvement(END)
Let's the user Learn faster/improve his skills/stats/etc. until it reaches END rank.]
[Self Destruct:Solar Destruction(immortal limit break)
self destruct technique that compresses all the user's energy/stamina/mana/etc. into a miniature sun that will explode depending on the amount used.]
System Window:Skills]
looking at my skills I am confused as to why I have my past skills, but meh.. I continue navigating the Systems functions as I don't have a maid yet.. I wonder how I'll meet her. 'trait?? title?'
[System Window:Titles
[Lucky Bastard(can't change):
you are a lucky bastard... a very lucky bastard..]
[Diaboros Descendant:
you are a descendant of the highest dragon being born/made by ??????]
[Godhuman:
You have reached divinity impossible for humans or was it helped/forced/given? by ??????]
[???????:
????????????????????????????]
[????:
????????????????????????????]
[?????????????(Inheritance)(sealed):
????????????????????????????]
[Suckysuck Noob:
title given by ?????? because you are dumb and suckysucknoob]
System Window:Titles]
as I look at the last title I frowned and thrashed about and thought of curses to the old man.
'*mental sigh* I'm getting sleepy' I thought as I decided to sleep and wake up when I'm born.
...
??? POV
"ahh dear I can feel the baby kicking!" A woman that looked like 20 with brown hair and violet eyes said to her husband.
"ah good good" the woman's husband said as he felt his wife's protruding belly.
"hahahah what a Lively child" the man with red hair and green eyes laughingly said.
"I cant wait till our child is born dear"
"me too.. me too"
....
Third person POV
"push, push, you're almost there just push" A nurse holding onto the woman's hand whose giving birth.
"aaargghhh" screams, curses and yelling could be heard as a nurse carried a wailing baby in her arms.
"FUUUUCK IT HURTS" is what the baby would say.. but only wailing and inaudible noises would come out of his mouth.
"Congratulations mistress it's a boy and it seem like you're getting twins" the nurse said cradling the cute baby in her arms and proceeded to continue with her task.
"uwaaaaa" another wailing could be heard as the nurse pulled out another baby.
"congratulations it's a girl!" the nurse said and put the baby next to her older brother which is by a few minutes.
*thump*
"where's my child!" An anxious man came in a rush as he looked around searching for his child(s).
"congratulations Lord Gremory your wife gave birth to a boy and a girl!" the nurse said to the man named gremory.
"HAHAHAHAHA TWINS! Venelena we have been blessed by the satans!" gremory said exciteddy."
"shut your damn mouth!! let me carry my babies" venelena shouted to his husband and reached out her arms to the nurse asking for her babies.
"what should we name them? Zeoticus dear"
"how about this.. I name our baby girl and you name our baby boy. then I shall name her Rias... Rias Gremory" Zeoticus said to venelena as he named they're baby girl now called Rias Gremory.
"then his name from now on will be.. Jin.. little Jin my little gold.. Jin Gremory. Venelena naming her baby boy.
'so I'm a devil now huh.... meh i'll go sleep now-' Jin thought as he slowly fell asleep.
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MC's POV
[System Window:Status
Name: Jin Gremory
Title: Lucky Bastard (can't change)
Age: 10 months (19)
Bloodline(s): Diaboros/Godhuman/Gremory/Bael/???????????(inheritance)(sealed)
HP: 21,000/21,000
MP: 150,000/150,000
Str: 20
End: 105
Agi: 20
Magic: 1000 (control:1%)
Lck: ??
System Window:Status]
'I'm a baby.. FUCK wf am I gonna do? shit everywhere?' just as he was lost in his own thoughts a woman in Maid costume came in.
"Jin Bocchan" the maid with silver hair said with love and affection on her gaze as she picks me up.
"Jin-sama I am your maid I begged Mistress and Master just so I can finally be with my Jin-sama" she said happily while spinning me around with gusto...(A/n: bocchan = young master)
'Grayfia is my maid?? Old man I was wrong thanks for being omnipotent and giving me a noob another chance... err for choosing me randomly on a roulette I mean' I praise the old man for the best waifu ever.
"Jin-sama are you hungry? even though I never gave birth or did any sexual deeds as I saved my everything for Jin-sama, but I researched and finally I was able to produce milk with my breasts" grayfia said as she released her left booba, while pulling me so I could reach for the booba.
"Jin-sama go have your fill" Grayfia then position my head carefully so that I could suck on her nipple that was wafting a mesmerizing scent. gently biting her nipple I suck as she moaned unrestrainedly.
"ahn yes Jin-sama suck your Grayfia's milk" she encouraged as I drink this oh so delicious milk... the best I ever had.
after having my fill I burped as Grayfia helped by patting my back.
"Jin-sama should go back to sleep I still have my duties to attend to I will comeback to feed you again" Grayfia then settled me besides Rias and walked away after kissing mine and Rias's forehead.
'mhmm Syste- *yawn* guess I'll sleep first' getting tired I fall asleep while dreaming about my new maid.
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A/n: so this is what came out my tiny brain...
Any suggestions/critiques/compliments/etc. are always welcome.. I made him super op coz why not and im just writing whatever my mind has to offer, though i'm researching on how to write action cuz I have a lot of it in my mind.. but I cant seem to write them into words properly but it is what it is. Peace :P