Yeah this is gonna be fucking crazy I stood up deciding fuck it yes I'm stuck in Skyrim I'm bout to make Skyrim my bitch this guy wants enjoyment I'm going to show him how I truly enjoyed years of slaughtering everybody in this game the first thing I
thought about is killing that fucking DragonBut if everything is real I might be able to take him well we'll see about that after that brief thought I began to think about all the things I remembered about the Larkin here I can get any first I want and I can
even join affection and I can get transported anywhere and then like any other shitty mod I can always come back and change things so this should be very fucking fun first let's look for some good blessings I Walked forward and took a left I saw a coin purse and two notes but I walked past that knowing I would have more gold than I could ever want soonBut none of these blessings sent to be worth it I mean maybe warlock Faction So I
turned around and I walk to the Pond where the blue flame was knowing there's some good blessings there The first blessing I Patient was Acrobat giving me 20% chance of reflecting off physical damage to an attacker 5% increase movement increase stamina regeneration by 20% knowing that I know fights would be a little easier the second blessing I got I got was agentWhat's just let me sell items for 10% better the reason why
I got it is because my bribes what code 20% cheaper knowing I would probably get into something and Get caught my third blessing was archery giving me slow time +20% when aiming a bowl +10% physical damage going through the rest of the blessings here I did not see in the other one I wanted so I left this area thinking in my head if I
really have a problem I can come back walking back down I saw a Nordic pick ax in the game it was supposed to be some ancient item which is really pissed me off looking for that damn thing was so annoyed the first time I played after that I used to just immediately go for it thinking about that made me chuckle a little walking past there I saw the sets of crystals not seeing any more blessings I decided to go right to Riverwood to
start this adventure my walking around it really took me over two hours to figure out where the hell the crystal was for Riverwood yeah and I know two hours sounds long but when you really think about walking over a void you would probably freak the fuck out to I gave up looking for the river was one after not seeing it on the downstairs so I decided to go to helgen Knowing damn well that would start the fucking dragons but what's the game without killing a few dragons or address it's not a game anymore but fuck it I've killed them all before The
only problem I should have is with a legendary onesRight now with lack of equipment and weapons and I'm starting to get Bored I mean it's cool being outside of space and time butI wanted to start getting into some things so I put my hand on the crystalAnd was immediately transported there when I was transported there I felt like my body was being crushed I finally open my eyes and I was being crushed by the fucking armor I was wearing like why the fuck am I an armor and the
fucking 5000 Lockpicks in my bag like why the fuck would 5000 Lockpicksbe so heavy why would I even have 5000 and a magical bag but anyways I drop them knowing damn well I don't need that many how after I get into how can I probably only need oneAs I was running for the gate I saw That damn dragon flyby thinking in my head I will kill that fucker Real soon seeing him though made my stomach crumble guess I'm fucking hungry but I
am in Skyrim now and I've been here for like five minutes hopefully There's food nearby opening the gates I see the distraction on the game it will look real simple but in real life it was a fucking massacre there was bodies blood everywhere the Village was still burningKnowing I would see more of this I try to quickly harden my heart to the site not wanting it to overcome me