Chapter 7!
" You motherfucking bastard! Even your soul won't find a second of peace in the hottest and darkest hell! I will gladly torment you for eternity! I will eat you slowly and painfully until you cry of regret of ever living! You will curse this day! "
It was a demon lord, the champion from the hell land who haven't tasted defeat nor any remote resemblance to it. He was ruthless, cruel and above all undefeated. It wasn't some just common lords but among those of the best. He have slain all his opponents without any difficulty for he is unmatched. Great heroes and lords of the universes stay clear from him but a baby not even a day old was able to provoke him to this level of rage, that is courting death of death!
" Okay! That's enough of rubbish talk, what's your name again? And please don't skip the line, stay in your lane like everybody else. You'll have your turn of defeat in my hands, but first fill the paper with your information. I'll have it a receipt in case that you deny your defeat this day. " The baby's voice was just relaxed and cool, carefree tone as if he was speaking of nobody to be his friend. But it was the extreme opposite, he is provoking the dreaded Demon lord, Stikar!
Those who have heard it almost vomited blood and felt their body shuddered involuntarily, nobody, not even some overlord would ever dare to say that, and yet some baby have boldly told him to stay in his lane?
This is madness, this is a mad baby!
Stikar found himself choked with such unexpected answer, he was expecting of the baby to pee himself and beg to go easy on him, only he found that it even have the guts to insult him. He was speechless for a while, is this baby tired of living even though he hasn't lasted for a day yet? There is no sense in him to provoke me. The demon lord himself find himself that nothing made sense. Then he found that lot of eyes was staring at him, realizing that he have been awfully silent for a long while. Then he immediately boiled and rage, this is the first time he had ever felt shame. Imagine getting told by a day old baby to stay in your lane and wait for his defeat! No! Stikar would never accept such humiliation, this is the day you will taste the wrath of the demon lord!
The land was shaking as the sky above darkened. Stikar was transforming himself into his true form, bringing hell himself. He grow into a thousand meter tall demon, his eyes were blazing lave with massive horns that seemed to pierce the heaven above. He also have thirteen dark wings in his back. It's color was pitch black, the air churning with the extreme heat emanating from it. It gave a massive roar that was ear-splitting, the whole planet gave a shake as if it was shuddering in fear itself. Stikar have revealed his true form that have never been seen before. The aura coming from the demon lord's body was sharp like dark swords, enough to kill those who are near him.
" Let's see how you pee in yourself little weakling! " the voice was terrible and extremely sharp, piercing the eardrums of those who heard it. Only the apex beings have no difficulty resisting his voice but the goons brought by the other lords have fallen in the floor, their ears bleeding, some even have their head burst.
" Okay, whatever you say. It's all mind games and having such a large body, it will not be a trouble for me hitting you. It will only make you lose faster to me! "
The rest was speechless but not Stikar this time, he was vibrating and wind was about to blow when the baby appeared right in his face, still naked and holding a piece of paper.
" Here, fill this one up, don't waste your strength on useless things. And don't waste my time, I am behind the schedule of beating all of you. Take it now so I can get started with the others who arrived first. " The baby, Better Dick just say it like that without any more extra words, treating this hell's overlord like some naughty kid.
Those who were watching spat out a mouthful of blood after seeing the exchange. Never had their entire life of dreaming something like a newborn baby insulting a demon lord, not just a demon lord but lord among all demon lord himself! Such a daring babe!
Stikar was feeling so aggrieved right now that his fury cannot be put into words but the baby is faster than him as he was just about to move, Better Dick moved into his face and pinched his pointed demonic right ear hard.
" I said stay, didn't I? Don't make me disqualify you! "
Holy Supreme Lord Wizard!
The members of Dick Clan was almost shitting and even peeing themselves watching the exchange. It was more than they could bear. It was just fortunate that a barrier was protecting them all from the aura of those apex champions, otherwise they would be nothing but torn shreds of meat turned into a paste. 'How bold is that baby! Maybe he can back up the words coming out from his mouth.' They said among themselves watching the exchange. 'If he kiss the ass of defeat, it won't be long too before we kiss the ass of defeat too, and if they were all merciful, we would lose our heads with a little bit of pain! Damn that child! He is the curse of our clan! '
And now the fight begins!
A transparent cage in shape of sphere appeared out of nowhere,with the floating platform in the middle of it. Better Dick was waving his hands, like some magician conjuring objects out of thin air, well, for the record the baby Better Dick is a sorcerer, synonym of magician. All the same.
The first opponent is Maldog the Conqueror!
Better Dick beside him looked like a fluffy bun next to a hungry wolf. No matter who will rate the odds in a bet, Maldog is going to ruin the baby Better Dick as judged by a quick glance. At first, they were sure of the result but now? Not so.
This baby dared to shake to every universe upon his first day of existence, he might have something to offer beyond his words of provocation.
" Baby boy, are you lost? Hehe! Don't worry, I will only hurt you a little. It is my sorrow to disappoint the great universes' champions after me, you won't last against me. Their journey will be for nothing as you will fall in my hands! ", Maldog said in a relaxed but overly confident voice, like a elephant before his fight against an ant. Defeat? Not even in any way possible!
" Oh, I understand the reference of your first sentence." Better Dick answered with some hint of amusement in his voice, " Anyway be thankful you are my first opponent, I can use you to show a portion of my strength but I am afraid only the tiniest bit will be possible! "
" You fucking bastard dared to…!"
Better Dick cut him off.
" Hays, repeated lines! 'you dare to blah blah blah! You are so blah! Blah! Blah! Let's start the fight, the readers are waiting for it to start since like a chapters ago, you all will see how Overpowered I am!"
Without another word, Maldog dashed like a streak of light toward the baby Better Dick! He was packed with muscles yet he moved in speed that will break your neck if you dare to follow it with your eyes.
His left hand was balled into a fist, rippling with gathered energy and with all that mass carried as he accelerated, a planet cannot withstand it if hit. His was streaking like an unstoppable meteor, the light was meters behind him as he was too fast himself it can only manifest after Maldog like an after image.
Sigh, it was just my first move, the weakest of all and the fight is going to end here! Maldog regret in his heart as he can see the baby has no intention or it might even be a chance of dodging. 'I love to hear your scream of pain before you die as I payment for all the foolish things you've done today, and now you deprive me of the chance to.'
The baby, Better Dick, just stood there with all his grand nakedness a baby can have. His skin was fluffy and soft, so clear of a baby.
Maldog arrived and struck him in an instant, its fist hitting him right in the stomach! There was some spark and time seemed to pause for a second. Then a blinding explosion of light.
" Is that all? Such a disappointment! ", Maldog said loud and clear, and everybody cannot agree more to it.
There was a yawn as a weak stream of water jet right into the face of Maldog. He wasn't expecting it and it hit him right in the face.
It was a pee from baby Better Dick, and there wasn't even a trace of scratch in him! Maldog was surprised and his mouth hung open. It was a wrong move as it opened his defense.
The pee shot right into his mouth!
It was the classic counter-attack by the babies, pee in adult's face! It doesn't even need power, any baby can do that. Most often it was so demoralizing that you can do nothing but accept defeat.
But not Maldog, the previous crystal clear mind as the fight started was suddenly clouded with anger. The attack that struck him doesn't involve strength or intelligence but it caught him right in the jaw, literally and figuratively!
" WAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHH! "
Maldog shouted as he was powering up, absorbing the energy in the surroundings. There was a visible wave in the air as it was attracted into his body, his muscles expanding in size as he was growing larger, almost twice right now with all his bulk of muscle growth.
Better Dick was just watching him, his mind was a puzzle. 'How was I able to pee I haven't had a suck of milk from mother nor have taken any liquid, is this some sort of plot hole or plot device? Probably just some cheap humor by the author, that dirty one-eyed bastard!'
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Maldog was completely transformed into his level 2 from right now, towering muscles twice his height before. His speed was also greatly enhanced, the muscles in his legs from thigh to toe was refined like fine steel. His hair have also grown into two meter length, with radiating color of gold! His eyes flashing with sharpness and arrogance, the air around him boiling with his aura.
He took a half a step, he blurred into the thin air and he completed the step as he was directly in front of baby Dick. It was like Maldog was doing a teleporting steps but it was really not a teleport. It was that his leg was too strong, the strength of half a step can carry him to a great distance. But his steps was so gentle not a crack was present in the ground where there should be. Only there was a whip of wind and some whistling crack of sound.
" And now the fight begins! ", Maldog declared into the face of Better Dick. His voice was neither arrogant or having fun, but of a serious tone you do when facing a tough opponent.
Baby Better Dick clapped his hands in anticipation, it will hardly be worth a sweat but nonetheless it shall be fun, he thought to himself, preferring not to say it out loud and dishearten his opponent.
" Let's begin then! "
A reinforced, spherical and transparent shield began forming, with the two of them inside it. Now the fight can be all out without having to worry the damage it might bring to the surrounding.